Robin Williams Rare, Exclusive Performance: Stand-Up at Al-Asad, Iraq, 19 Dec 2004

Here I come to IDM really great to see everything for the people of the people on the other side. I come there Carh Merry Christmas camera just how a real prize with a gun award is going on the other side, I'm sorry, I didn't want to pass it, yes, yes,? Hello, thank you very much, how is there a balcony? Here, this next guy, our closing ceremony, our great guy, the great boy here, um, I had the pleasure that I had the pleasure of traveling with him last year in the newspaper and his wife UM for a holiday tour last year, as well as here, and not only one of the most fun men on the planet one of the great actors of our time, which is a great human who is very intelligent very bright, a good knowledge, what is what is what is what is what is what is what That is what is very frequent.

Uh, it is a guy I know that I am like who I am traveling with this guy, so please leave it all and I want to hear a strong marine welcome for Mr. Robin W, are you a gentleman? It's like JLO and Kevlar Thank you and these boys are we go every time they lean for Lord Damd and MH joke, oh, oh, we still don't have electricity, hoping to pay next week, we are taking a little funds, thanks to the dance, oh, oh. C130 That is a yes, yes, that is a great plane if you are death, thanks, it is good to get out of that plan and go thanks for the trip he felt like Timmy the special night of the night to be here at night to be on a plane that is so strong, even that Marley Mat.

How are you, I'm fine, we are about to land, oh well that they would be really pleasant, I will go here for a while and maybe work with my right hand, some of you have been here for a long time that you will get home and go honey, I am back, walk through the door and go baby, I love you in the front row with thank you, this looks like a really pleasant porn, even if you show you, ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ This is good, I also thank you for the food that I did not have to eat the Mre, ​​which is damn it, that is bad for your butt, it is a meal ready to expel a great thanks, it is also good to have the dust.

Obviously, there is no alcohol here, you have the UH, what was the beer without alcohol or the beer almost beer beer false beer false beer yes, that is a type of masturbation with another false beer of the government, yes, I am so loaded? All the time it has to be very careful, oh this is so and there are all these great camouflages that you have to the marines with digital camouflage, it is as if your body of your whole body was in protection of witnesses that is so great, can you not see what they love the boys?

And you're going to hide behind a bush, very quiet, I'm looking for a terror. You who go back the boy who is doing very well, I have to pay it now, so I suppose that we listen to the news that you need an armor and we are trying to get everything we can and you, if you have an armor plan, which is good, if there are no people in Tennessee going, I will build a truck a truck that I will build a great ass so that they can make them fish immediately. Maten, who kill, and, with the ass.

Usually, it is one that you know somewhere like a deer and all or alces that cut their heads that put in the bar and the alce has that same expression is that a gun, then they fill each animal, even a squirrel so that it looks like a rude squirrel that shot that one goes to the tree and I know that there is a bear that is only one bear. He hits the weapon of his hand and goes, what are you going to do Bubba now? You know that I would normally do to you, but today I go to you, yes, I am very long and hard, I go to things that you like, my brother.

Steroids and you know that drugs are not the old days where D Strawberry snorted the third base, but it was UH, I can under

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that perhaps a little speed with baseball makes the game a little faster. Who is your dad, always discover that they are doing a strange drug? We are only looking for food, I do not have one C, I have to run 20 miles to get a chicken, but for me my favorite part of the Olympic Games is UH in addition to the beach volleyball thanks, oh yes, any sport that involves a thong in which I am, I know that many boys will go to this sport, do you care if I only wear a slow stretch?

They also have those outfits of the new swimmers who swim in which they have a small thing that cuts just above the speed, it is more than the speedometer Tommy, it is a complete body that contains very quick seen that the guy has not seen a backstroke. Terriente but true in which you have gymnastics gymnastics, it is actually female gymnastics, but I think it is basically a living test that the Olympic Games have nursery, you have these little small girls doing incredible things that even the teams would be careful, baby, are they in a ray like this?

I have a friend that Lance Armstrong competes in the Tour a Oh, yes, baby, yes, yes, the sixth to France wins and the French are still in drugs of some kind, it is chemotherapy that questions to be

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ing next to the road, has a testicle that is aerodynamics, everyone cuts your ball faster. Damn, you look at the Americans, we all hate you, you are crazy, people, people, the Germans are here, hello American, I love you for those of you who have been here for a long time that we forget an English as how much time? He joke then, when he was chosen, he was as if he was not running against a porn actress and A and everyone around the world, they give up me and the Italians will choose the porn activist do not be afraid that the elves that you do not have a sexual scandal that everyone is afraid, then a kind of madness is chosen as now California is a great man who works and all these Germans are so easy to be so easy to be so easy to be so easy to be so easy to be so easy to be so easy to be so easy to so elegant or crazy.

Strange is that it is crazy that wife has, it is so beautiful, love, but I have something to eat, come on, you are so skinny and uh, since he said Martha Stewart, we talk about that and Michael in trouble again, it is always strange to those who do not know Michael Jackson, he is old enough. The fingerprints number one number two, Michael is beginning to be, says that he has not undergone surgery and that I am going, no, I have not had surgery, at all, Michael began to seem that Gollum of The Lord of the Ring is that there are no children friends.

There are no children for children who really hope there is no trial because the prison will not do well, I think someone brings me the white woman who talks about that, who? That was Nick Noti Hey Jesus how he put on an plane and left a hole $ 70,000 the next thing I know is that there is a sea light that collects the light of my beard. Yeah we going to play a Game i'm going to find every FUNNY I KNOW WHER YOU NICE TO SEE YOUR BUT YOU DO THE BIG CAR I NEWS Little bastard, get a Bradley, I can't wait until someone starts buying the first civilian to Bradley.

I need a parking space, I'm sorry, I think I have one of the children who go to the store that will go to the two, but see those who see the seaster, but we see you on the sidelines, you see apart from the Sina. Isn't that what bad things are still soft? I keep talking like this, it is so strange that a final photo this is wild here and I see that this place I go to what is suddenly that there is a great giant hole with which I am going, oh what is to Assad, so that someone tells me what it means that it means that the León hole is actually a combination of the two of the two that does not do so, it is not the one that does not do so, what it does not do so.

Christmas tree is that here it is time for this to be so great that the electricity that we have had a bit funny of quiet time, this is a very quiet moment, I feel that we are playing golf Bob is in the third te. Time that the guy who is putting the ball is heading towards the hole and see that all those old waspy leave, oh dear Christ because all those guys are terrified that it is his last resort, we have these incredible things until Tiger Woods yes, son of a black man and a Thai woman bending down Tiger Hidden Putter, because all these types go basically, Oh no God, my God, my God Playing that you do not leave it, if we will join you those who would link you to your worst fear, it is a golf golf car is a golf golf car is a golf golf car is a golf golf car with the golf rhythm with which it goes.

Gentile or you return now, because it is basically a sport invented by Scoten Scot, these are people who drink so much whiskey that their idea of ​​a musical instrument is a guy who plays a cat with the finger up, what are you doing liver give? We move him away with your small wooden stick until you feel that you are going to have a heart attack, we will call it a blow and then keep hitting the ball hitting the ball that passes it until you feel like Timmy, the damaged child who goes, that is what we will call him a handicap and and you think that you put it there, but you never wear like yours as the same, so we go to a ball of three poor.

There, we will have a little shaved grass like a Brazilian, yes, and we will put a small flag to give it a hope and there you know, but now we will do it with you again because we will put a pool in a box of sand, so you wake up again and do this time, not 8 of the day, you take care of you if you have a tattoo, especially if you have an interesting friend, what a friend has what a friend has? Does that tattoo mean that Golden Warrior brought a Chinese friend? Go here, I love the electricians that you did a good job, but in a strange way, this has been a bit very sweet and funny moment of intimate tranquility and you are doing incredible job, that's why we came here, we want you to wish you that a Merry Christmas from Santa reaches the one we are going to go to the two that come to 50, and that we go to those who go well.

Happy Hanukkah Happy Quanza and Godamn.