Richard Pryor Live (1977/1982)

Why don't you do something so I can hear but power? But they have lineups, men have lineups, different types of people, I, that's something to see, uh, see John T Walker, John T Walker, okay, step bar. John T was assault and battery, yeah I heard you, no the money wasn't right and I'll do it again, and the sister hit me in the mouth when I caught her ass, it was all over him, yeah well. I know everyone in the room, you know, I mean, I'm fine, you can't put this in my mouth, my mom never hit me in the mouth, just why am I going to catch whoever did that to me, baby, not Robert E. , baby.

I won't try, I mean, yeah, okay, step back, okay, Billy T. Prague drunkenness and disorder really has a separate taste. Yes, nothing to do with this flying citizenship that you have in this community. You're on world tours and I know about Quarter Canal. I know about the Marine Corps. and the Air Force I know the guys who dropped a bomb in the Japanese World War II, some of my friends, yes, but they are going to cry me out of this so you can say that there is a police force that you have never seen the same with I've never seen anyone treat me like that I never had to sleep with them they never laid hands on me one that spoke to me pushed me in the face and I'm going to press charges, I'm going to arrest him and the Ku Klux Klan will find out what a step back I'll cooperate, not like some people, let's see, this heart is dead, William Marston, a robbery suspect, hearts to go one step further, so no I didn't do anything, no need, you know, trying to arrest me.

I'm sorry I didn't do anything, nothing, nothing, you know, nan, stroke it, man, I haven't been in over a year, baby, I haven't been. clean I'm clean I thought it was my mother's car I'm speaking from the heart man I really thought it was my mother's car man and the door was open I was going to put the emergency brake on the wooden path down there I said That's the truth, man for my heart, I wouldn't like the ass, man, I did it once, I don't want to go back, you know I'm a straight man, there won't be any problem, your mother has a Ford, no. she it's true man it's true that was a send the cars looked like me and you know the new model and everything look like me and I really didn't know I didn't know anything but there was a woman in the car screaming I know, I dug that myself man I said I was wondering that man I said I wonder why this girl screaming you know that's my mother's car it must be a friend my mother's man I thought maybe she was, you know, crazy something you know and I didn't know what that man was I really didn't do anything man and that's the truth, you can check me, you know, oh, and I wouldn't take anything.

This your pen man movies managed to be a The movie fan managed to love it I used to go to the movies all the time, you know, I don't know, war movies were Laura was big. World War II was really good, remember it was a good war, this era of the good guys, it was really something. I mean we're watching the marines and John Wayne like John Wayne started World War II, ghosts, the marines amaze me, they always hit the beat, you scream on the screams and there's no one on the beach right now except that same one animated bird, Americans die.

Great, sure, American cats are dying. I think this was really cool and I always played. Americans had the cool music to qualify American music. An enemy was always up in the tree saying things like well baby he really made Americans men, you listen to what he said. Babe Ruth men, let's get it straight, you know, he used to have strange things about people when he was a kid. I used to wonder if movie stars went to the bathroom. Yeah, have you ever wondered what you taste like Tony Curtis? He could not. Imagine Tony Curtis goes, I thought maybe you have someone to go for him, right?

I knew John Wayne goes to the bathroom. I know John Wayne Valley I'm going to poop. Oh, Kirk Douglas goes, sometimes, sometime, John Wayne goes for him, President, no. I don't go to the bathroom, he talks about it in Las Vegas, when he worked, vaguely, I used to get naked and run around the casino, blackjack, shabby. Look, I like showbiz and since Shoaib in showbiz has always been good to me, I made my debut in showbiz in 1946 no, really, really I did in 1946, this one made my debut in the show business. I was in a play called Rumpelstiltskin and I was, I was, I was the wind, maybe some of you read about it in the papers, thank you and me.

Mom made me a little uniform, you know, and I ran across the stage. Her court was in charge of the play, you know, that she presented about parents and welcoming us to our annual school. Stiltskin and I have been working with the little ones for a couple of weeks getting them ready. for tonight's activities and you will really enjoy it. I work with the children for two weeks. In fact, I didn't get to work with him for the entire three weeks. However, if he had been here, he would have worked with the little ones all the time. .

Walker worked with him for a week and is still to be congratulated on his wonderful work. The little ones that come out and introduce themselves from left to right and you'll probably recognize them. They are your kittens. Irving's weird school always teaches safety, no. we remember some little ones, when you come here, don't touch any of the electrical equipment now, little ones that come out here and introduce themselves, come here, little ones to the woods and one, a little boo-boo Harvey from Mary Sue. Ellen Smith Billy Joel Benson I'll go to the bull just bring back the evil man come on man it's me I can't get strong before they slaughtered me I do Meanwhile at the forks we find an evil man Rumplestiltskin my name is Guillermo, which means oh, I'm here to sign a loose horse, I'll hide behind a rock, our tree.

I saw something hidden in the forest behind a rock or a tree, don't look, it happened to the trance dress, you didn't see anything, it must have been a menage, woe is me, I can't tell you, sir, I'm going to go, wow, you like the DNI, my fair baby, I'm the fairy godmother, hmm, don't be afraid, fair lady, I'm the fairy godfather, oh, you have to say hocus pocus, a baby once promised us. you will disappear from the diary and return forever goodbye crayons Harvey, all you have to do is go to a selfish Papa Sabra, promise sometime that no skin will disappear from the murderer, okey-dokey give me now and I ask you to see what I mean , take us out, thank you.

You are very young, ladies, but I like being a child. I was a kid around eight years old and then I became black because, as you know, it bothered people at school. They didn't know what it was and I didn't tell them. I didn't want to get my parents in trouble, so the boys used to teach me how to take out black people. They say Richard Rooney making black people good wouldn't go home. I'm a black, oh really, but but you were Polish because I had a great time when I was a kid I had games we should have a cousin named Charles and we played the best game in the world we

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d about eight blocks from the movie theaters and we used to play a game called who could poop and their pants the poorest Guys, it was really a great game and we should blow our minds like people are going the other way, this is a lot of the same old and I used to watch movies for free, you know, I used to Wonder how movie stars go to the bathroom, ever?

I wonder if we imagine Tony Curtis going to the bathroom, right? I thought maybe someone would go for him like some movie stars, you know, go to the bathroom, you like John Wayne, he goes, I'm going to go, throw, throw, Kirk Douglas goes to the bathroom at some point. you have John Wayne, go for him, there really is something and I remember John Lee was my hero, I in the movies, in all the war movies, I used to see why I think John Wayne started World War II. Great, the marines managed to reach the beaches, there is no one right there. on the beach, of course, yes, except that bird, what is that sergeant?, it's a bird, how do you know he hit me?, right, and there's always some guy who didn't crouch right next to you, nobody, get out , guys, why sergeant, is there a little boy? with my own party, miles and his best friend would freak out.

I know is that when you hear the enemy about your college, I'm the guy, thank you, I needed that and he's like, Oh, at least have what the guy, what's the guy?, when the enemy would. being in the trees, they always had the enemy in the trees and they played enemy music so you could know why you shot. I mean, the music is correct and the enemy had the lowest music. It is the blow to Bombay and the enemies say. Nasty things I like, aber, ego scrub, that really pissed off the Americas right here, what he said about bravery with the men in this game, I mean a wireless light with the submarine commander cycle, so You can see the boys here, pep talks on submarine night.

I never understood why you don't give me I'm a Submarine a pep talk, right, because it can't turn out well, but they always gave a pep talk. I know, listen to this now, listen to this, this is the captain talking, that's all satisfied man means us. Let's go into combat. I knew you'd be excited, so I want MEMS to clean the deck and poop on the boat. There are a few things I want to tell you before we take off. Some of you will be wiped out, that's all I want. to tell you before we go, sleep well, don't let the bedbugs bite you at that time, the first officer, guys, he refers to the Navy like two thousand years ago, right, boy with tattoos or girl without navy, Try to give me too much, you can touch everything. true, and it is now that the gentleman saw the last time, I will tell you guys, this time I will not tell you more, people told Nala that he left, Lera joys on the right, you keep getting confused, we lost three men a week passed, now look, my men know it. that Babu thing, I had a guy in a signal court, understand that's a good message, captain, thank you, stupid man, where is the manicotti in a double?

Alec, he wants to know how much morphine I left on board the ship, no, baby, let's say along with the breathing, look at his gestures, then I had a guy on the sonar, that's what they discovered the enemy ships with and the guy really gets his cookies with that noise. This is his idea, finally guys, it was my turn to turn him into a machine, so I picked up the enemy ship. abandon ship no sir we must fight oh really oops come on describe how we are going to finish off here is your captain goat I prepared the skull I thought you said you wanted to go to the bar because the captain does not go up sir 10 degrees turn Mach 9 degrees so there is no mark 30 degrees mark right no, come on guys, let's go, I don't have time for that, we're Americans, prepare to fire torpedoes, sir, prepare to fire torpedoes, okay, five torpedoes one, sir torpedo one. shot Tennyson with a stupid fire torpedo to block the torpedo - five good sir he was innocent went to the lab Kenny imagine writing a letter home dear lady.

Henderson, your husband was blushing.