Redd Foxx - Video In A Plain Brown Wrapper (1983) | HD Live Concert Film

here everything has to go into the dug hole I don't see footprints shine my shoes do my best tonight I have to show off my best losers like in the city I have to get ahead but somewhere shine my shoes slip my hair get food now Lulu He's back downstairs my pets Harlem Flirties Otis is sorry he can't go home to Lulu's right now it's almost time to start we want you to sit back, relax and get ready for the excitement, let's put our hands together bring to the stage the only one Chicago now show you the place, I bet you lose your sadness and Chicago Chicago, the city that bills on a Sunday could put that big thing on State Street I'm just saying they do things they don't do all over Broadway I saw a man with his wife in Chicago Oh, I You know you heard it was dirty and blue, vulgar, unpleasant, Roche, well, that's it for a lot of you, maybe you shudder when I say you'll hear it a lot this morning.

I only say this because I am the oldest, an appendage that you do see. I smoke. I look 44 years old. Now I don't have cancer. It probably has something eating it. Many people stopped smoking. That is wrong. You have to get out of here somehow. A friend of mine quit smoking. They killed him in the back of a truck. Don't smoke I would like you to know that you are going to die from something else but you are going to die. No one would stay here if they did. Where is Abraham Lincoln tonight? I'll tell you somewhere in a long coffin with that head high.

Those ads are never in fashion again unless you want to take one to a picnic, pick it up in the woods and in it, friends, they don't smoke, what do they do when they're done? It means jelly and it makes them bitter to talk about grown-ups. Okay, and I won't talk about it, but he's an ugly motherfucker, some guys, think back, guys, remember the first time you look at the clothes, who's ugly. He sounds a little developed, but like Sameera wants Betty Ford's Christmas present. Oh Damn, go ahead, move, you laughed at Sammy's. I should tell you the truth.

I'm really going to ride in the car with Betty because I'm going to ride in the car with Sammy Davis because I know you can see it with advice and now let's wait for those I talk about sex and I know some of you here tonight are thinking and the girl next to you is wondering If you're thinking about that. The girl asked me a couple of weeks ago and she said can you do it? and hurt me. I say you have. Damn, then I hit my head on a brick. People have said it was dirty because I told myself that well, it's not dirty, it's only dirty when you don't wash.

Now I think if there is any proof here, I could say. have sex, but if you do it right, guys, tell the truth in your entire life, you never heard a girl say oh, here to train me because you know no, no, they don't say girls are smart, but you know they are They say have sex with me, where they could fall they say it like it's sacred right there don't move it I don't like who likes to talk that's the question if it's good it's good at all daddy's good his best green beans talking about mucket a tried to rob me in New York about a month ago it wasn't that stupid to attack a black man it's a difference I'm black people black white yellow

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and red they didn't have any black in the crayon box okay look at me a black guy with these thin lips do the job I hate them even though I can barely taste barbecue yes, I eat a pig that's why I never join any group those groups you had to give up pork you should never do anything to me what you think a pig isn't uglier that a cow you look at a cow sometime with her big runny nose and her dirty tits one thing I can't stand is a runny nose I'll clean a dirty cock I hate big tits, they're slow you down, who wants to stop there?

Look nowadays girls don't give a calm shot God, they asked me a question, guys, when I had this question, look at your old lady's face, you said with another couple looking at their old lady, ask for it, girls, if you love. head and I want some this morning smile find me honey you heard the question damn don't you sit there like you know Ola Roberts present Oh oral thieves, isn't that a great preacher name? It sounds like you could eat the congregation, let me. tell you a good story about a preacher, he was an elderly couple over 70 years old.

Oh, they were sitting in the front room of their house listening to the radio, they felt comfortable because the house was almost paid for, they had been living there for 55 years and while Those healers appeared on the radio a couple was listening very tensely the healer said : I can heal you tonight you want to be healed put a hand on the eye of your radio and put a hand on what you won't give in then the old woman was missing the zipper she arrived on foot she spoke on the radio she put a hand on the tired old heart it sorry saying wait in the water husband you see what the hell I would risk he put a hand on the radio and sneaked a hand for his left wife little vadym she said but the man said could I not raise the dead tonight?

I am my children's police I had children but I wrote a poem for children this Christmas poem for crippled children this Christmas Christmas bells, Santa's elves and gifts Under the tree, the children are all in Slumberland, it's a quarter past three in the morning , there will be laughter, children playing with their toys, if you want a joke, when they make so much noise. something else I want to clarify tonight I see that four years have been attributed to black people you know of course that until tonight we are going to define the world mother that means if your father you are a like that she is a mother in G you hate yourself as you think Do you understand, do you never Have you seen a nine pound tongue in the pepper?

I'm glad I don't have children. Oh, I had a vasectomy when I was 13. I knew the ending. I didn't want to cry or be surrounded by mobs. He laughs, but that's what happens, you have children crying and you go to the hospital and you hold them with this in your hand and they cry, someone in your hand usually cries that's where I think the Lord, at first, the ass does not belong to The pants, the ass belong. somewhere to perform and hit it, oh, you cover your ass up to everything, you let me put drawers in your pants and your jockstraps, blues artists, your daddy like Kenny, breath smothers your response, death, it should be in the palm hand in hand, right there, with Good place to walk directly over the toilet.

The good, take care of it. They know how to do it. three of us triplets it was read and Fred the truth is triplets born 15 minutes apart my dad came to the hospital he saw him lying in the crib he looked at my mother get married, choose the one you want but I'm going to drown your mother too she always I'll be lucky, hey brothers, that you have a gold tooth in your mouth, don't smile with that gold tooth when you go back to the ghetto, please have a bigger mind on their face, usually, I go down a little towards me, No.

It doesn't really mean anything, she's in the dictionary, she got used to the dictionary. They are lazy and lazy by definition. They are lazy and lazy. That means we have some blank as an education because I didn't go to university. I knew not. I was going to university when I didn't get into high school, how come they didn't teach anything? They were teaching me rubbish at school well, well, my fall into the whale. I like to draw a 13 ah, that's okay, bigger one and add another small one. blue boy, come honk, you'll break your neck trying to honk, yeah you want to honk, you need a friend, yeah, meet those girls.

I never hit anyone before, never in my entire life, never met one of them. I met one, I never gave anything to anyone and I see Oh damn lie, she said this is the first time I see your damn lie and this is your first time, why don't I feel bothered? Well, let me get to my main topic, my main topic. tonight is the fart they both looked at me like the fart, yes, the fire, don't look at me, I had nothing to do with it, the Lord created the fire and then put a smell on it so that death could enjoy, I think the Lord is up.

We see that smell if I had created the automated coffee smelling fart that way if someone farted in the morning you would think breakfast was ready the Lord knew we needed to fight how else did you eat a big bowl of beans inside of a sweet cabbage? slice of potato raw onion is a peach cobbler for Pensacola and you couldn't fight hell in two days you would be a balloon on a root in a week you would be a rocket here's a guy with a nice smile at the end sir Can I make you one A personal question?

Have you ever gone to the movies and let out one of those silent farts and just sat there and watched the people move? These things happen. There is a very handsome gentleman here, Bujji class, sir. Imagine a question: did you have a fight? and blame it on the dog, listen to that song, but the living room is one thing that makes me happy. Girls don't fight, no they don't, but remember, guys, in boots, eagle, fight, so if you listen, disperse, that's all, listen to something. Otherwise, it was a big fad made in Las Vegas. It must have weighed 300 pounds.

She couldn't bounce, not at 300 and she developed a gas pocket in her lower abdomen. She was cleaning the room. She was in the bathroom spraying pants all over the room. bathroom many pants up Shh everything was fresh this guy started to work I mean he had to fight but defeated the guests were in the room she said why don't you go somewhere else because she went out into the hallway to fight, a big word is coming to Hall with a luggage, what am I going to do? Then she saw the elevator, she jumped in her elevator and closed the door and let go BAM and you dug up pine-sol and sprayed it all over the elevator Pliny pine-sol and the elevator doors open and a drunk says she doesn't tell you What matters is that it smells like someone is a Christmas tree, this is a trick, no, honey, sit down, I mean, this guy, hey, don't give me, what slowed me down is that I had that in the Corps applause of Marines.

I caught him with a rifle. Yes, I am a war veteran and I was there. Second World War. Who do you think they named the trench after Hoover? I backed down so much in a battle. I ran into a general. Is it because you're running? I said I'm running because I can't fly with you. I backed away but I wasn't afraid, no sir, I wasn't afraid, I don't know what that was, I was slipping, I can only tell you. It was

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and it had corn in it I guess you guys never look back it's all corn, hey, shut up, that tells a damn lie.

The indestructible corn stays in three days and will not dissolve. They say I should make bricks with corn. Never a brick. It's a good name. every day, if he didn't try to rob me in New York, this one jumped out of a Lea didn't have a gun, a pipe or a brick, all he knew was karate jumped Alison, get up, I have a black belt, I say we'll need it to lower your black ass to the ground, a black burp said he had a 38 in a green Gucci talking about big this lady called her gynecologist he said doctor, you gave me the wrong hormonal pills and I'm sick and I have a lot of difficulty I was in his atoms in 44 years of practice I never made a mistake he is everything you think I gave you the wrong hormone pill she said I don't think I know you gave me the wrong movie the doctor said how is it My hair is growing on my chest I said well how far is it growing she even said my penis modern things for modern life my first wife I never understood her and I tried the woman was so small at the wedding that she waited 72 pounds small size I could pick her up bending over and play head waiter.

Your dinner is served seven years later. She weighed 305. Hello, ginger. Seven years later, they hate everything but me. That's what that first record was called while they were kissing as clean as my face. At that time I was a 305 mechanic who I stopped talking to, she just walked by the houses, she couldn't dig ahead. I climbed on it one night, but with her helmet, it took me 15 minutes on the nylon rope, it says so in a nutshell. I caught a wrinkle on the way up there's another lady out there she went there gynecology she said take off my clothes she said doctor people don't want to be around leaving some reason why I'm going to dance no one asked me to dance like what the people at the club move she said help me doctor and doctor late to take everything off ah everyone can hang there and get on the table and put your feet in the stirrups that's first while your breath on my face she said aha he said now get up from the table stand here and bend over where I can examine you she leaned over and the doctors began to examine the doctor said you have zactly he said what do you have zactly said what the heck is a curl is a your breath smells like acne like your hair oh that's this old habit black, delicious, a lot of people don't know that song that was written by black guys, they tell us they're so funny, baby, and you hit a bump on a motorcycle as soon as you're good in your hand, pretty girl over there.

I wish I liked white women. My wife is Korean. I married the enemy. I figure if you can't beat it, I'm a veteran. The first guy asked me how did you get married with your career like when I married a duck I met a woman from the human race okay what color are you when the light goes out it becomes a question of who did the washing that's nice but of that way you just won't do itbreak my glasses we have to st. Now we have to sing a song that everyone here remembers. Look at the pessimistic god and there's a guy with a bit of a clear head and another guy in the middle of nowhere.

You see him, sir, the one with the beard, he looks back and then you see your clone. everyone sitting close together and everyone leaning their head very close, they look like someone's butt. Hey, look, you got mad, didn't you get all the nos? And you know black people carry knives. Now Jinyu was in the newspaper two weeks ago. I bought a knife, but then babies are completely black, people, Keira Knightley, Gitlin, did you hear, I'm going to buy one, I didn't know I've been, I can talk 32 years because saying row row row your boat gently down the river merrily merrily merrily merrily for the dream everyone please help in the depressing rhythm cheerfully cheerfully all the beautiful people oh shut up you got it so well some of you should have been singing Chicken widower Las Vegas a couple of weeks ago when I $400 $100 dafuq she said hunt dollars will surely sell a car I wish I had something just because I got hung up I cut it at a barbecue I don't do it with anyone has a visit for a few minutes and calling for dollar-hunting girls, you can spend a hundred dollars.

My ex wife. I pay my ex-wife. I had three or four and remember I paid $5,000 a month in alimony for ten years. I received one day's pay, which means it never stopped working. even when I'm in the hospital I have to work 5,000 113 $600,000 sir, have you ever seen 600? I wouldn't push it, there are white guys here at that George Inn, big Lansing, so you need a Mack truck high on my chests, just think hello. She's pretty, that's your wife, no marriage is wonderful, divorce isn't that bad, but that alimony works like a great friend, how would you expect, friend, how would you weigh that, but 232 a little more, up to fifty a forty, two hundred and forty pounds?

I'd hate to be around when you farted. Can you imagine a 240-pound fight coming your way? You better put on a wetsuit. Can you go diving in the ocean late? Whitson's bubbles come directly from the neck. Sharp swims away from you. Damn the Lord up several times. A lot of people don't do it, but I mean not being on a mattress. I can tell. Lord certainly above when he created woman. I was hoping so, yes, well I'll prove my points, although I did when he created the woman in the years when people thought the Lord was Polish, who else would build a coffee shop next to the exit?

I'll get to you later tonight, so I wrote a love song, oh, you'd be surprised if it's time to get up now after that little accident, the kids were playing baseball in the yard and a young man who missed the home run went through the window of my room and hit my wife right here like he broke three of my fingers these three you hit a homer for miser who would have broken my skull that's why I tell people everywhere I go to shut up and try to look pure for your friends but jesus knows what your corrupt christian has been doing he sees them hotel in motel rooms lying there naked freaking out he recognizes the back of your head no you're not moving apples he knows it I used to preach to myself I found out that I was corrupt and I actually resigned I didn't resign because I was corrupt I resigned because I got tired of showing the news sisters the Holy Spirit.

Amen, hey, be a friend, yeah, lose some hair, don't worry, girls don't care, it's not hair, it's what grows on the girl that I against me eight years ago. I must land like I said, they are ugly but you know, show me a husband who won't. I'll show you a neighbor who will do it. Hello neighbor, now I give you whoever asked me for $400 for the afternoon, a hundred dollars, nothing, oh my God, you fucking idiot. Yes, it means working out with the cold cream and getting to this summit and waking up in the morning satisfied with $99.50, no, but that's it guys, let me tell you guys, don't be ashamed of masturbating anymore.

The new World. People do not care. Yours due, girl, jack off, and you think they say no all the time, they don't need you. I know I have a movie called girl jackoff, also in beautiful color. I saw a snake about 30 times. I knew that stroke, look how. Is different? Hey, the cap is like a guy on a train with once. Yes, I was on a train. You know, Frank St. Louis, one day we were on the train, we took this girl into the woods by hundreds of us, we lined up the number 75, yeah, it went wrong, I took out my cap, I was standing there with a beach towel, a sponge, a water hose and a mop the gallon of fantastic look, I've been tense before so I knew what to say if it was going to be like this this girl lay down on the grass and spread her legs and all the mosquitoes died the wasp nest she fell out of the oak tree two wild dogs fell Oh God, here's an older girl who didn't smell like them now.

I swear they have things now. Girls. They have Jewish powders with different flavors. Did you try them guys, yes, different flavors. Now Lenny bought some tuna, at least I hope it's a tool. all the different flavors tutti-frutti macadamia nut whatever you like rice what the hell different that's something else I want to talk about Chinese any Chinese here tonight none fuchal what am I good at came to watch my Chinese show did you see them Chinese remember you heard Here, look at them, they're a billion Chinese, a billion you have to admit, red-blooded Americans, they beat us 5 to 1, what did they sneak up on him, they tried to kill us, let him come, damn it, and I'll take a bedroom.

Watch out, my five, can I have my album please, hey, God, yes, those tips, the man on the boat, this is my friend's son, the captain, they are these scuba diving kids, this is the album of my lady? I did it five years ago, I'm not going to do another one until we sell them, this is a good album too, it's about love, affection and being together, being close, being physical, love, hygiene, that's the important thing, hygiene, The hardest thing in the world you have to resort to, one night you'll make me say you have. to wash her eyes she knowing how difficult it is I said it for you in this album you have to watch us up there with binoculars buy one of these albums and mail it to your house anonymously now if the postman brings two albums and standy everything wash it's a two way street no don't be extremely remote from the audience er this is not the Merv Griffin show if you don't like the show get down I'll take you to Dallas go see it let me ex

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to people that you can Let your arm move for a couple of days maybe, but not your butt, how can you tell someone I love you, honey, knowing in your heart that you haven't washed your balls?

I'm not talking about your entire ass. I'm talking about your ass. Oh, you'd be surprised at the contamination that can be found in an area the size of a dime or 50 cent piece or a silver dollar. Now you know your butt better than I do, but you have to wash it. tell me how you could roll over in bed with your loved one face down to 69 and have washed eggs to coin a phrase when 6090 your butt is not just an inch from your loved one's nose one inch don't do that to someone you love washing eggs you stand there thinking no one knows your nose knows something else that can ruin you you love lights and this is for you guys men stop wearing white shorts please guys you need to stop wear white shorts, you know why, because every wash day, every pair.

Your white shorts have a brown stain on the seat. I don't want you to drive the little lady crazy every wash day. She's down there talking to the washing machine. An adult man. His pants every week. I have to try to get this. out of his shorts 49 years old still his pants ring around the neck around his men stop torturing your lady get used to some brown polka dot shorts and let us look for the place I'll choose some flower maybe the brown spot will make it be in the Buttercup but please never again white shorts last but not least but most importantly you couples here when you get home tonight to your rooms apartments wherever you are some of you for the first time since you were together wash before you come to freshen up you've been walking you've been in a taxi running up the stairs you've had two or three meals in the bathroom a couple of times you can't get under the covers with that you have to hit that thing with the wipes let Joe, buddy, I hear you in the solid with water, then they will know that you are there removing that cheese from the mood.

You both come to bed wet, only you would eat in dry bush country. and the boys jump into a hot shower and wash your hickory nuts and your cucumbers, you lucky ones look at the zucchini, you unlucky ones clean your jalapenos. She is a pretty girl. I once had a black body. I couldn't have breakfast in bed. Oh, you can't. understand that in the black house I came home I said honey I worked all night breakfast in bed what record the bad guy get out of bed says oh man fix a record they go they come back that bet you've been with that's wrong look I'm telling you what I'm getting divorced but it was my fault I really tell the truth publicly my fault now the lady caught me in a motel in Henderson Nevada with a girl from Circus Circus she doesn't understand English so Ellen I tried to ex

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to her she was cutting her off I think that's it The only thing I hate in the world besides empty pockets you come to see me you'll never see where I'm working 'cause it's a standing order the door no midgets I never liked them mm when I'm smoking a blue cigar my face made me sick for three days with that hot dog something about it just turns me on they know they connect like love where you're working they sit and move their feet and kick their cousins ​​in the shin I like it They always look at you like they want you to help them do something, how Is it that you get out of my way?

You have to be firm, but never fight the cause of an immediate bite, that damn nice mustard you got there, buddy. I have something to call him. I can snuggle you in the air there when you get home. Look in the mirror and keep your head sideways like this. I don't know, yeah. I noticed that there were a lot of people wearing glasses tonight. Do you ever take the time to think about how far nature is planning? It's putting your ears in the right place in case you have to wear glasses. Think about it. This meat here you would be wearing glasses.

What do you cut this meat completely? Still here because the hole is more important in the flesh. Would you agree with that? What if my ears were somewhere else like back here? Can you imagine what the artist had to look at in case the crowd was actually listening? One thing is that we Coming back here wouldn't be much to whisper going home Now I'm in Hamlin said I know guys I could whisper to a girl that I like her though hey honey you know what you hear is a smell I hope no one was offended by my Show it here tonight, if you were offended, you stayed until the end and Buckett, because you're stupid, but I mean this is not like surgery.

I'll take a damn bow. People don't enjoy me because they're not going to do it. fans, anyway, hey Steve, thanks, I have a little song I want to do for you, this is not going to appear, don't move it, I don't sing that well, but I feel good, this 2 is called second, no I know. Why have I waited? No. I've been a blue braid every night for someone exactly like you. Why should we spend money on a show to find out that one doesn't love Z exactly the way you do? You make me feel so R and I want to give the world to you you seem to understand every little fool dreaming dreaming scheming scheming now I know why mother she taught me the truth she knew me for someone she knew me for someone she knew me thank you Merry Christmas