Richard Gadd

I went to a bakery the other day and couldn't help but notice that they had left out some cute rounded rolls. Maybe I could do something with these muffins. I thought to myself that I wouldn't be in for a check with her nice round breasts. I could probably guess what I told him, can't you? Yes Yes. I said hey Ma'am, nice Minge, so why did the fist cross the street to clean my dishes and suck my balls? So recently I went to Amsterdam in hell. I smoked so much wheat that I drank so much. a lot of cocaine and I slept with tons of prostitutes and when I was done I left the Museum Frank she had a difficult life actually so what do a black man and a marble have in common?

To know that the difference is too big, I haven't done it. make up anything still well God no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not racist God no, my best friend well, he's a racist, no one likes him very much, so he learns from others. They gave me a door for two months. old two months door two months two months two months ke the joke two months two months truth two two months I called her Adolf after Adol Hitler I'm kidding I'm kidding God she's 3 months old that's satire ladies and gentlemen, give me a round of applause if you've consumed drugs before, that's unacceptable, so yeah, gay people, what's up with that rest?

Oh God, no, I'm not a homophobe. I'm not a homophobe, please don't think that God. I'm not a homophobe, no, my best friend, well, he's, well, he's racist, isn't he? We've been through that, let's forget about that, let's forget about that, give me CH if you like a quote, check out Jimmy Carr. The Scots in the room give me a round of applause, well this one's for you. I slept with my sister the other day, don't blame me, I'm five, how did she come up with that? An Englishman in the room, give me a round of applause.

We'll just replace f with Birmingham. Any Welshmen in the room, we'll simply replace five with whales. The less said about Ireland, the better. With the trouble, London seems like a riot these days, what's your name? So I have two minutes left, please don't do it. interrupts for Amy to win house, you better not go to my friend's pub the other day, yeah, racist, and he said that guy over there is Indian and I said no, he's not, he's Eskimo, right, he said that He is Indian. I said that Indian, that Indian. very Indian THAT, so we just went up and asked him how you would do it, turns out he was an Eskimo and I knew it from the beginning, he didn't pity me, yeah, so comedians always do this, isn't that how it is when they put you on One direction? suddenly they enter another.

The other day I was having a handjob and I really enjoyed it but the Tesco staff weren't sure what they were doing hanging around my room two turns but again I wasn't sure what I was doing. I was building my bedroom in a Tesco L six, but I'm also not sure what Tesco is doing building their store in the ANF Frank Museum. Turn number four. Call me back. I have been rich. Have a good night. Thank you.