Restaurant Bread Taste Test

today we break

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and sort it we talk about that mythical good day just a reminder, plus a new episode of G mm every weekday, be sure to stop by Saturday to check out our new show behind the scenes, impromptu, anything It can happen. let's talk about that, but today let's talk about my favorite word in the English language, free, nothing in life is free except hotel shampoo hugs and Netflix using your dad's login, but there's one more thing in the life that is free and is probably the best free thing ever. everything even better than hugs and that's

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now if you're going to fill up on free

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bread what restaurant bread should it be today let's determine which one is the best, it's time for this to be a bread basket, wake me up chewing you come with spring butter, look how I'm rating a room, we wasted our entire budget getting free breads from six different restaurants Olive Garden Cheesecake Factory Red Lobster Cracker Barrel Texas Roadhouse and Outback Steakhouse and we'll rank them on a scale of one to six as follows our least favorite I don't want any of this ciabatta teasing me on the rise with more of this and rolls-royce, okay, let's start trying some bread, one of the classic Olive Garden breadsticks 140 calories per serving look , you know, it's a perfect looking piece of bread, it's a log of bread, man, it's like it's a giant, but I made a sub and listen to this.

I'm going to spin, it serves an average of 675 million breadsticks a year, that's crazy, man. Okay, they push their limitless nature, so what I found myself doing was only eating them at Olive Garden and not eating anything else like lasagna, but then I'll take a bunch of these home, you know? and they will harden. You put them on your shirt, you made it look like well, yeah, so you put it on your pants, my mom put them in her pocket, okay, so this is growing, we ate a lot in the garden, we took it home to the next day.

They have hardened and you can put structures on them like retaining walls for the landscape. You don't eat them, you just build with them. I don't have to eat it because I know what it

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s like, it's great, it has eNOS yeast. mm-hmm it's very good, of course, we will move them in the rankings, so probably to start we will put it somewhere in the middle three, okay, I agree with that, we will move it later. two next we have the famous whole wheat bread from the cheesecake factories mmm, there you have it, it's very brown, it has what that is.

Oh flex, it looks like oatmeal now the last time I went to Cheesecake Factory, the waiter approached me while he was handing us the bread. he told a little secret, you should dip that whole grain bread and ranch, it will blow your mind and then he brought the ranch back, he brought the ranch and I dipped it in there. I thought, uh, it's pretty good, but it doesn't blow me away, yeah, it seems a bit weird, I thought I thought he'd come up with something really special. I mean, it's a wheat bun. I'm actually surprised that the Cheesecake Factory magic surrounding the bread makes it better.

I'm fine. thinking this actually gets much better butter than ranch, you think this is a higher quality bread than Olive Garden bread, yes this ribbon that

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s like it was taken out of some kind of tube somewhere with some kind of robot was not simply extruded, yes. just extrude this route, it's like clay bread, you know, in fact, there's probably a four year old in the back just letting it in if you're rolling it out like snakes and Easy Bake Oven, but that's how Look, I feel like a chef back there, you say this is better, okay, there's a chef at the Cheesecake Factory, guys, pretty sure it is, how much better is the question?

Much better for now, in the third round, the next one we have red lobsters, Bay cheddar cheese biscuits, Oh daddy. these are special these are so special they don't even need butter you can buy the boxed mix at the store and make this at home you know Beyonce has a condition about what will take you to Red Lobster I'm familiar with the tube and they go so well together It might be worth what we're saying is that Cheddar Bay biscuits are quite the aphrodisiac. I think it's the other way around, yeah, okay, whatever you can do, you can do your own research. heavenly it's so good it's flaky it's perfect talking about Beyonce my aunt Swan always went to Red Lobster you have an aunt who is a swan and she's no longer with us but her name was swamp, very sweet woman and she knew where to get the Chateau Bay that , so every time I think about him, I think about my Swan now, I mean, I feel very strongly that this will be the best thing we'll try, but if you want to leave some room, we can take it to round four now for some cookies. and Cracker Barrel cornbread mm-hmm they now give you two types of bread at Cracker Barrel and we couldn't find one of these in Los Angeles, we had to drive all the way to Victorville to the nearest Cracker Barrel to pick up this bread.

Yeah, that's right, I mean, they're not, they're not global, right? I want there to be one in Tokyo. I said, I wonder if there's one in Tokyo, but I said no, look at this guys, in honor of what he just did. turn it into a t-shirt that you can buy at the legendary point store and you can buy them at Cracker Barrel, yeah, if you drive to Victorville or live near any interstate and I think the Southeast I don't know, yeah, they. You're all over the east. Are you going to try it? I'm going to go for both.

I'm going to go get the cookie. The cookie looks like a KFC cookie. It's not as flaky as it is. This is really very. very good bread like a little dry with nothing but they are both good and I like the fact that they throw them both at the same time I love it they don't choose they give you they give you accept both it's a really good cookie it's a really cornbread well they give you the suggestion of butter and jam blackberry jam on a cookie oh that's that's great for me I love that they're not Cheddar Bay cookies which is an entity in and of In itself it's magical, yeah, the Cheddar Bay biscuits are a unique creation that you can call your own mm-hmm and this is really just a representation of very good country cooking, which to me says: I love it, there's no chance it's not better than Cheesecake Factory, Yeah.

Because that's just wheat bread again, if you take it out of the Cheesecake Factory, it loses its wow factor, but the Cracker Barrel holds its own here around five and then the Texas Roadhouse bagels made from scratch and baked every five minutes. Spread with Rhett's with cinnamon butter and homemade melted honey, yes, and listen, that's a special touch because I say the entire presentation of the bread, including the snow, oh my goodness, I'm getting excited, the sides they serve with it are part from me, look. how look how that butter just gives it keeps giving give me how much it gives it's churned now here churned here it's a confusing fact Texas Roadhouse's first location was in Clarksville Indiana opened in 1993 company headquarters Texas Roadhouse is headquartered in Louisville Kentucky mm- hmm well, you have to take a road trip from Texas to get to both places right mm-hmm that's it, you know, the good news about these is that each bagel is only 350 calories without the butter, I mean.

Look how shiny they are Ike, I just want to lick the outside. I know he looks at my fingers. I will do that. Daddy, shiny fingers. Oh, daddy, like that, just like the outside. Believe me, it's everything you thought. Yeah, hey, next time. go to a Texas Roadhouse, look at the corner stand, see me there, mommy, that man is licking his buns good, honey, you should try him before you judge him, now he's just letting his tongue out, that's so much better than what I thought these would be. they're really good in my opinion you're crying a little these are better than Cracker Barrel I hate to say you're right they are more unique you're right you're right but they actually make Now I hate Cracker Barrel there's definitely a slight slightly better one than the ones we've already established in that order now.

I don't know what's next yet, but I'm hoping there's some free magic bread that beats a red lobster, but I do. I know it's the next rattle 6 yes, back Whole wheat rotisserie bread, okay, you're right, I used whole wheat bread, thanks, so there's a whole one for you, that's what you thought, you didn't have enough whole wheat bread, mmm, and they got two different types of butters. a whipped butter and this is, you know, more solidified butter, as for the bread, before we get to that butter, butter, it's honey butter on a regular burger, okay, before we get to the butters, what I'll say It's that smell, just smell it, sniff

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, just smell it. like Cheesecake Factory but it has oats on the outside so I don't know what it doesn't smell exactly the same it smells stronger there's a little more of a Brady smell but it's from the same family that the whole wheat bread family is in take some of this , you definitely got whipped, more came out back was accused of being a den of satanists, yes, because they are not honey butter, that is not a good thing, oh yes, but is the bread really working?

A lot of what bread does for you is because butter is good, butter is free, like I said, butter is part of the whole package and I think this really elevates it above Cheesecake Factory, but it beats Cracker Barrell. at this point because I have butter and jam no, there's no way, okay, no, there's no way, so this is what we're saying here, this is what we're saying Olive Garden to my, I don't know, wait. No, I don't think Olive Garden's logs are okay, it should be at the bottom of the pile, we tried their Italian themed lasagna logs, mate, you want to put that log right between the two brown ones. breads, either that or right here, I mean, we have to tell mine, this is this, place that log between the two whole wheat bread rolls, yeah, that's what's going to be there, hey, the ultimate bread, order of bread without bread, Texas Roadhouse, you have had a good career. for the money but Red Lobster takes the cake, Cheddar Bay biscuits can't be beat mm-hmm thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing, do you know what time it is, I don't know what that was, I don't like to move, no I don't think so that they were breasts, click the link above to watch us eat Bay Cheddar Biscuits, French Toast, What Ingram is a Herbivore, and Do I Know Where the Wheel of Mythology is Going to Land, GMM Tokyo Tea is the Wildest Printed Tea Ever you never knew I needed to get it now in legendary stores period.