Recreating Discontinued McDonald's Menu Items (TASTE TEST)

We are eating McDonald's food that no longer exists, let's talk about that mythical good morning advertisement. Myticality's fall tour heads to Toronto, New Jersey, and Connecticut on November 8, 9, and 10, so get your tickets now at Tor of Myticality. com, but today life is fleeting and often cruel and, as human beings, we were predisposed to take for granted the blessings we receive and live miserable lives full of loss and pain. What rep means is that sometimes fast food chains suddenly discontinue

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and he really just misses the McRib, but today we're bringing the dead back to life by trying McDonald's

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that can't be found anywhere, it's time to suspend them.

McDonald's food edition, legendary chef Josh, has searched the internet to faithfully recreate, to the best of his ability, the real McDonald's food that existed but has since been

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and we will review said foods and then try their zombie reincarnations and we'll decide, given all the information available, whether it's crazy or whether they should bring him back, so listen to Ronald because we're going to travel. Back to the time machine and find out, Mick, if they should bring them back, you just said "Make time Mickey, I know, I like it, ok, first I thought we had onion nuggets from McDonald's, yeah, this was something Introduced in the 1970s, these strange little bundles were made with diced pieces of onion, breaded and fried, they were removed from

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markets in the early 1980s and then apparently replaced by the introduction of the now iconic chicken nuggets I couldn't find a commercial for this but we found a couple of old school ads look what's new for you onion nuggets yeah I'm surprised this was a predecessor to the chicken nugget well you gotta start to prepare something before we get to the chicken.

I'm willing to bet these probably contain more chicken. than a current chicken nugget, no, it's one hundred percent white meat, man, don't you listen to the commercials? That's right, also just served from 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. that's weird, so there's a limited window in which you have to come in and get in touch. Tonight is ordering takeout and this is something that really piqued my interest because it looks a lot like the McRib but that's not the McRib it's just a ground beef steak sandwich bring it back while you're at it we're not going anyway Let's touch on this is how we made them this is how Josh made them is he got the onion directly from the local McDonald's and breaded it and fried it to a golden, chunky texture. finished just as we see in the picture here is one for you now I know I don't like many things, but one thing I really like your eggs.

I don't like onions in general, onions with sugar, but I will still find onion rings. one way to complain about that because when you bite into them you bite into even the entire onion strands of the ring, not like that with these, that's the point all along, oh you know what you're right about, this is an onion ring that is has made it easier. to consume it is really good with ketchup gel that you dip twice in. I'm not saying they are better than chicken McNuggets. I'm not saying they should re-release them. I'm like a totally different thing, although I don't think these do.

They compete with each other, you get your vegetables, you know, it's hard to get your vegetables at McGee's, that's really, really, really good, yeah, of course, we're really, really, really hungry and we're really, really stupid, that's true, so, according to the two D student named Raj, we saved. Bring it back, we have the iconic McDonald's fried apple pie and it was introduced in 1968 as McDonald's first dessert but was later replaced by its basic second cousin which is a doughy baked apple pie in 1992 but now let's take a m' q trip to mick's 1971 ad campaign that featured a hellscape known as

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and where little kids never return, grab a little buddy and take over

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and has since closed but has appeared in several episodes of daylight , the only thing creepier than that. commercial is any face, but I'm going to say this, this stuff at Buddy's is catchy, it's very catchy, okay, so you have the baked apple pies here and we have the fried ones, oh, we wanted to make one, we want to make one, side by side , here, my God, now.

You might be wondering how we got fried apple pie. Yes, that's right, the only place that still serves them in the United States is Downey, California, which is the oldest McDonald's still in existence. You can also get them at select franchises. in Canada, Mexico and Hawaii, yes, but the only place on the mountain to get one is right down there and all the way to Downey. I'll try the baked one first, it's prettier, it has like the traditional apple pie cuts mm-hmm, I definitely remember it. these, the only thing that can ruin an apple pie is knowing it used to be fried mmm-hmm, how much better is just a point that Hawaii is in the US but is not part of the continental US to all the fans out there? about to comment on that, thank you, thank you.

I'm talking about the continental US. I thought I said Continental, but I think about it all the time. I didn't say it. Hey, he's much better than me. First of all. I remember this mm- Hm, childhood and I remember in the early nineties when it changed and no one told me I didn't realize it had changed. I just thought, yeah, I stopped ordering it and I remember the apple thing, the fried one, maybe you don't think this is it. Okay, but when you bite one end it's like a hole. Yes, you have to go halfway to get to the Apple part, but you don't care because you have trans fats.

Ronald bites the end of this. What does he do? he does with all that space he hides contraband I'm glad you said contraband listen uh I think when you make a decision about dessert you shouldn't be thinking about health they shouldn't have made this change fried it's better to go to villous or Hawaii, much better, bring it back, back to the booming 1960s counterculture, free love was rife and the boring company that had cruelly overthrown the Hawaiian aboriginal monarchy decades earlier had finally colluded with the US government to secure Hawaii as It was added on the last day. to the Union, so boring pineapples were popular, they were introduced in 1962, the hula burger was intended to add an exotic touch and a meatless alternative for Catholics observing Lent on the

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, we couldn't find a commercial of pure hula burger, but we did find a video.

Since the 1980s, where they introduced pineapple to add an exotic touch to a regular, real burger, they call it the golden grill. It stopped the pineapple for a limited time, only it was a Disney collaboration with McDonald's. You had to be blonde to ask for it. There are many demands. Look. In this packaging, although inside these boxes we have to recreate the hula burger, yes, this is what we do. Alright, we get the McDonald's bun and we buy the exact same style and brand of American cheese squares and then the Dole pineapple cord rings we lightly grill the pineapples and add cheese. and covered them in bullets oh my god, look, there's a little cubby for your contraband.

You like to find holes by thinking about what you could put in them, don't you, no, no, no, no, no, so look, look, I removed the pineapple and left a small piece of cheese, maybe they should bring it from turn, it is based on the emotion it causes you. Now again, there's no meat in this and I think people were super excited about the hula burger and a lot of people were like, "Sorry, they didn't make that." I didn't put beef on my burger and that's why they

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it, but I mean, I have to admit maybe they got ahead of their vegan/vegetarian drug tendencies.

It takes exactly what you imagine if you took pineapple. Put some American cheese on it. and put it on a bun, well you might be thinking that cheese and pineapple sounds gross, but it's actually good, it doesn't

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bad, but it's the kind of thing you'd want to make if you were out of food and were snowy. You know what I'm saying it's like it's not this is something I would have ordered in a restaurant it's something that if they gave me other options that I would choose there is absolutely no way they would bring this back even if it's kind of tasty it's It's interesting, but you're absolutely right, so ultimately McDonald's fries have always been some of the best fries on the fast food market, but they supposedly used to be even better because before 1990 they were cooked in beef tallow , which is purified beef fat. made a more delicious burger, gave it more saturated fat per ounce than a McDonald's burger, okay though, let's go back to hell, keep at least one McDonald's and watch another one in the fried guys get those fries back, all the guys Fried foods are really thriving.

After BuzzFeed, bring on our Beef Tallow Fries. All McDonald's fries are pre-cooked and only fried in oil to deliver them hot and fresh and not in the store. Yes, what we did was take McDonald's fries and then refried them in the original recipe. which is 7% cottonseed oil and 93% pure beef fat, now no, we're not comparing these, we have those over there. I don't want to. I wanted to have a pure experience before going to them. they are the modern potato chips mm-hmm and these have in the US at least they still have meat flavor in them right in 1990 they changed because of the backlash over how much cholesterol the beef tallow added so they just changed 100% vegetable meat flavor. oil there is definitely a difference, but I honestly can't tell you which one I like more, they probably added that meaty flavor, it's almost too much for me, it's almost... mm-hmm, it's almost too meaty, I don't know if my

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buds run out to adapt to today's fry, I have no doubt that it is better, but they are not much better to justify that bringing them back is not worth the years of illness that this will bring you, so unfortunately as much as I want bring us back as much beef fat as possible.

I will never have to say no. That's crazy. It just occurred to me. Are you dressed like the Hamburglar? Hey, you figured it out, what didn't you have? the Hamburglar ruined me no one needs McDonald's to get fancy no one wants McDonald's to get fancy but McDonald's decided to do it regardless of everyone's thoughts and feelings with the McLobster their McLobster is filled with big tender chunks of Atlantic lobster this is a sandwich that It's sure to please everyone, well, almost everyone. I love a funny commercial about a living creature that we kill and then destroy, who is doing his best to prevent the genocide of his species.

Yes, you get hungry, don't you? Yes, mm-hmm, let's get into it. okay, they're actually a seasonal item in Canada, but they officially retired them in 2017 because they're basically too expensive to make. Yeah, Josh really did an amazing job on this one because he followed what's called the rule of thirds, where restaurants make a

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item for one-third the cost of what it's sold to make a profit, so, According to our research, the last reported price was $9, so Josh made this sandwich for $3. Okay, this is a $3 lobster sandwich, so set your expectations right. It smells like the sea, but it's real lobster, right?

I'd like you to try it before you ask me, okay, a black piece of something on top, a little chewy lobster roll, so it's mostly lobster. You have some crab. Also, that was pretty expensive too, so we used chunked imitation lobster meat. It was described to be about 70/30 real Atlantic lobster also in imitation chunk style, what is this imitation chunk style? It is an imitation lobster product made from grinding. I think it's Pollock, the fish of the sea, and then compress it until you know it's the fish of the sea. Yes, it's not horrible, yes, it's not bad at all, but it's not great either.

It's the kind of thing I like about McDonald's. It's just that the items they have are so different from what you normally expect that they had their own McDonald's quality, like even a hamburger, don't think you can't make a McDonald's hamburger, oh, it's its own thing, right, and this is getting close. too much like a real lobster roll and still not even close to a lobster roll, so the comparison in your mind is just a disappointment, we can get them at food trucks, they're pretty good, but they're like eighteen dollars. I had high hopes. This one I thought we could bring back and make some money, but that's okay Ronald Onion Nuggets and Fried Apple Pies, get to work buddy, also make the McRib available all year round.

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