Reality Check: Dance Moms!

Okay, son, okay, are you ready to learn? Learn some

dance

moves for mommy. Okay, all of a sudden, I look at these

dance

moves and I want you to repeat them after me. Okay, all of a sudden, you're not, yeah, you're not doing it right. Let's try to train, okay, look son, if you want me to be famous now, if you want, if you want to be famous, you better do this guy before this video even starts, let's see 100,000 likes before this video starts. I haven't even seen it, you don't even know if it's good, but smash that like button, yeah, don't forget to comment seven times or at least twenty, at least one point twenty times per person, uh, because you know, huh, I'm sorry.

Is that why today, in a

reality

check

, we're going to review a show called Dance Moms? Dance Moms is a show where parents live their dreams through their children and then capitalize on their children's talents. I never thought it was something you could really take advantage of, it sucks. I mean, most people wouldn't look kindly on that kind of thing, but I guess it's a

reality

TV show. Remember that when you were in elementary school or even high school, you may even be in elementary school or high school now. Remember those parents who got so into games like basketball, baseball, any sport, these parents would act like they took it too seriously, much more seriously than you took it yourself, who was in that damn sport? , you know those parents who fight at games. with other parents about their kids and then they get kicked out of the game because they argue in anger and those parents' kids were always too afraid of doing badly in the game because they know when they come home their parents are going to give them a good damn spanking. , you didn't do a good enough air, but yeah, that basically took all the fun out of the game and then ruined it for the kid, everything counts, that's exactly what this show is and the funny thing is, they're kids.

They are very talented on the show, which is why I asked who cares about the damn mom. This is literally exploiting your children's talents for fame. Your kids are going to hate you, so what happens on the show is the kids barely talk, it's just the

moms

. fighting over and over again, they have their petty little drama all the time and then the fat lady known as Abby Lee goes and judges the kids and kicks some out, brings some in, you know, that whole reality show and about Abby Lee, now you'd think . A choreographer or any dance instructor would be able to do the dances themselves.

She doesn't look like she can do it herself, so why the hell is she a famous dance instructor? It doesn't make sense to me, not really. I'm sorry, but apparently Abby Lee's dance studio is famous, it's famous. All the boys and girls who dance want to get in there because that's where the fame is, that's where you'll make it big. I mean, your mom will make it. You don't get it. If you are a mother and want to exploit your children's talents, this is a show for you, but the main reason this show bothers me so much is because these girls are pre-teens.

I'm talking about eight to twelve year old girls, what kind of father? They would put their children in a situation like that, they would put them under so much pressure that no child should have to deal with this now. I know you're wondering if I'm going to say this show is fake, yes the show is fake, but just like The Apprentice, the people are real, the situations are fake things, but I'm getting a little hot and I haven't even gotten into an episode yet, so I probably should, because in the intro we go. I give a good representation, it makes me think of Pokémon, those kids are their cards or their Pokémon and they are just playing their cards on the field to see who could beat the other mom, that's what it makes me think, it's just a game for them, if this is legitimately what's going on, it's a sick game, well, well, your son beat me, it's time to trade you, thinking about it, I mean, Pokémon live a pretty hard life alone in a bowl Look, look how young these girls are.

I don't want to mention it, but you have to think about how many old people watch this show. How many pedophiles watch this show? This is the evaluation process. Well, you know, on regular reality shows they don't necessarily pick places, they just say who's going. At home, they don't tell anyone who did terrible and who did great, especially on a kids show, they rate them from one to ten on a pyramid, that's how you worked your ass off the fact that Peyton is about on top of Chloe in the government is absolutely ridiculous Leslie is here when all she brings to the team is problems, it's annoying, this is stupid, now she said this girl shouldn't have beaten this girl because of her mother, not because of her talents, But because of her years as a mother, we've said it like a teenager everything is going to fall into place and she's going to be amazing, honey, you're almost a teenager and then, Oh God, she's making the duck face.

I want you to look at this photo for a second. How old is this girl? This thing you have in your head. now look how she looks second she's a girl she looks like she's eight years old before she was going around the world or the bay hitting something when something like intense happens that was more intense than I've ever heard that It wasn't even that intense of an argument and they amplified it with a base, well, that was bad, that was just bad in that part of the show where you want to compete for singing, regardless of whether this was written to be here or whether it was an impulse to be here it's a grown woman attacking another girl's son telling him her voice sounds like a sick cow oh this shows well obey oh man how many people watch this show a lot this is actually a pretty popular show oh It's painful who's painful and I like who she wants to become who her mother wants her to be more like that, why did you switch to an audio recording, did you have live sound and what was the point?

Know? I wonder if that band did so bad that it's like scratching it scratching it just destroying it on a recording it was a shame oh no oh no what's going to happen she's going to drown oh god that's not right and they also use pre-recording for her so I didn't have There's no point in even worrying about this whole scene and finally Abby is giving, she's sitting, who's teaching, these dance moves, am I adding too much pressure here right now? No, you're not adding too much pressure to me. You're just putting her on a TV show. not so much pressure, she told him to do something, oh man, I bet they told him to do something for once on the damn show, but the directors like that you can't, don't do anything, just give it a little. kind of direction well I just want to sit on this little cushion and just look at the camera just for some kind of direction is to make people think you really know what you're talking about please okay do it do a push up backward.

Yes, is that enough for you? What are they using? I'm just saying I wouldn't be happy if she were my daughter. They're like 10 12 years old and they're using their backs. The thing is the dance part of this show. The girls and boys they have are very talented people. I admit that all the dances are well organized. They are very talented people. Why is it about the

moms

? And it's a trend you'll notice if you ever watch this show. They're the girls they never talk to, they have some little parts where they say something but it's just written and you can easily tell that someone is telling them to say it and even the girls seem to like each other like they don't really hate each other .

They are very nice to each other, but the parents fight with each other. Now after dancing, all the moms, Abby Lee and the girls come into this room and there's some kind of drama that happens every episode it's like there's some stupid drama someone says something about someone someone short, small, extraordinary, like the ability to work on both sides. Look, Abby Lee looks at these girls like Pokémon cards. I tell you, that's what she's looking at in a minute, she's literally telling them. What kind of girls body does she want? Now I understand that there is a certain body type to dancing, but the way she says it makes me think she thinks of it like Pokémon cards are our Yugioh cards or any other card, that's exactly what she does to me. think no, they are using exhaustion because they are the best part because they sleep better.

Did their mothers show up and complain and complain? Did the person cry and I have a fit of anger? No, they said thank you. They are the people who have the saddest lives and when I was in high school and elementary school because I had the same coach there was a coach who was brutal when I was like 10 12 years old this basketball coach what to yell at little kids tell them that they are pieces of that, they are trash that will never get anywhere in life for ten to twelve year olds, these people have the saddest lives, look, this is what bothers me because I am a father too, so seeing this.

It disgusts me, I can't stand it when parents force their children to do these things. They're supposed to have fun when you're young. You're supposed to have fun when they're eight to 12 years old. 13. 14. You're supposed to have fun with what. you have no pressure and they shove you down your throat to where you can't do anything, this part they stretched so long to make the drum beat basically what happened is Abby Lee tells this girl Leslie to shut up just so she'll shut up and watch the status, look at her status right now. I have been nothing but understanding and loyal to Abby.

I have gotten her back since day one and she disrespects me like this. Are you kidding? She tells him to shut up. That's too far. getting to the drama, I mean come on, in conclusion, the show is garbage. I mean, there's no point in worrying about moms at all. There is one redeeming factor, although the girls and boys are all very talented and the dances are well organized, but. The real meat of this show is fat Abby Lee and then all the moms tear up okay really Ben so after all this I would rate it too at first but thanks for watching this reality

check

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