Reading More Fables (I swear I'm not a furry)

I think we humans find the cutest things with it. We are

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attracted to complicated things in hair and that is why I am hairy. Hey, James. Hello... ...Furby, everyone is going to wear $2,000 worth of animal costumes and walk around in them. You come? No, but don't let it stop you from this hobby of yours. I can't understand why you like it anyway. As long as it's not annoying or painful for anyone or anything, do everything you like and make you happy, including showering regularly and eating your vegetables. so in the video the other day I did a haha..

I was just joking about being

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, I give you the option to choose between a

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animal and a non-furry one, most people thought a furry animal would be cuter, and haha, if we applied that to people now they would all be hairy. I got several responses to this joke "Okay, I was looking at all the responses about James saying he's furry but I don't think it matters, if James is furry it means he trusts you and accepts you for who you are" "No" I don't mind finishing , I don't watch your videos any

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." Well, that's very nice of you, Mr.

Branch! but I still don't trust you, a lot of people were confused. So, to clarify this video, every time I make a joke, it's followed from this message. There are 2 muffins in an oven, one says boy, it's hot here and the other says yes, you live in Arizona, what did you expect? But I myself would say that most of you are happy to accept things So it would be. well if I can ever discover something, but if we want to talk about someone who is hairy, let's look no further than 600 BC. We have to look pretty far back.

What am I talking about? I'm talking about this man called Aesop. without a doubt, this guy was the first furry dog ​​in the world. Well, I call him furry dog ​​because he wrote a lot of

fables

with talking animals, so I make fun of him for writing a lot of furry fanfiction that I do. fun of a dead person. I made a video a year and a half ago where I read some of Aesop's

fables

and that video is what this strange official t-shirt refers to. Fables are short stories, usually with talking animals, that have a moral at the end, they have fable characters, no. names They are just simple characters.

You don't have a fable with Michelangelo and Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles No, you have a fable with the turtle and the other turtle so I'm going to read some more shorts of fables But I'm focusing on a single character who is the fox the fox who there is an animal around you and a fable in which that animal is abused by a fox the fox and the triceratops that fable probably exists with the number of fables the fox has been in, you would expect it To be more moral than Gandhi, Esooap really liked foxes, his character was probably a fox, the fox and the goat.

Then one time that fox ate cheese, he wasn't looking where he was going and he fell into a well. The fox had no way out. He went out, then a goat passed by and said hello, what are you doing down there? Are you a silly goose? Actually I am a fox, said the fox. He was drinking some of this delicious water. Alright? Oh, it's just the best water in the entire universe, so the goat decided to jump and get to the fox. But then the fox. He used the goat. He used her as a springboard to get off the source of the website I'm

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this from which has an interactive photo showing the events that took place.

Let's see (better than I can animate) Then the goat says who is Buckaroo, won't you help me? No, instead I'm going to teach you a moral. If you had so much sense, since you have a beard, you would have been more careful to find an exit before jumping. Look before you leap, you stupid idiot. Ok, bye, but Fox, you fell. in the hole too, you are the one who is not looking, the goat was looking, you lied to him and got away with it. So the real moral of the story is that you can abuse the people in your life without consequences, as long as the fox and the crab are dead in a well.

This fable is quite short. Once there was a crab who got tired of living in the well. side of the sand so he decided to move to a meadow then a fox ate him that's the true fable. It counted as one of Aesop's 665 and the moral is to be happy with your lot, don't move, don't travel. Don't try to live in a better location because the fox might eat you, just live in your studio and be done with it. with. the lion, the bear and the fox, this little goat, he is a boy, he approached a lion and a bear and said to them: have you seen my mother?

I haven't seen her in a few weeks. She said she would get some water and a pack of smokes and she didn't come home. But the bear and the lion didn't care. They started fighting with each other over who would get the goat and then a fox jumped out of the bushes, killed the boy and ran away with him. I wonder how much they paid for this. The website has a very useful interactive photo showing exactly what happened. And the moral of the story. Those who do all the work don't always make the profits. I'm not sure what that means exactly.

It seems to me that the moral should not be Don't talk to lions and bears and be careful with foxes. The Fox and the Grapes. What happens in this fable is that once grapes grew on a very tall tree. Do grapes grow on really tall trees? Maybe they did that in 600 BC. C. and the Fox really wanted some of the grapes to make the foxes like grapes. Maybe they did that in 600 BC. C. and that's why we try to get them ourselves. But he couldn't reach them and because the Fox didn't want to ask for help, probably because all the other animals hated him.

He said hey, he didn't want your sour grapes anyway. Many try to despise and belittle what is out of their reach. That's where I think the expression 'money is the root of all evil' came from people who were upset because they couldn't get money. So they just said, "I don't want your bad money anyway," okay, here's the ultimate fable. This one is a bit sad for Zorro and Scorpio, so Zorro had been collecting ingredients all this time to make the perfect sandwich. He got the meat of an orphan, a fried depressed crab and some cheese. He was also going to get a side of grapes, but he decided to go without them when suddenly a scorpion approached him and said, "Hey, can I cross the river?

I'm too small to swim across. Ha, cute." try gently if I take you You just stab me You know if I did we would both have drowned It would be a waste I want to help you I've been acting like a big jerk lately to make this sandwich But I'm going to change things up for once I'm going to help so Zorro suddenly take the scorpion Why did you stab me because I'm a scorpion so it's in my nature Yes, but you're a scorpion talking scorpion I thought you'd have enough cognitive sense to know not to do that, you said it yourself, if you drug me, both we would die, I can actually hold my breath for six days, yeah, watch my sandwich, and then Zorro died he had no family or friends or sandwich and that's why you never help scorpions.

I just lied to you, I deceived you by saying that this fable was not the Fox and the Scorpion. They are actually the frog and the Scorpion who never stung the Fox knows that he should not help another creature. Fox is too busy and looking forward to number one, baby. The frog is dead and if he makes you happy, the scorpion also died, and the fox could enjoy the sandwich from him. Still alone, but in the end, what a plot twist, I'm not. that becomes good for storytelling, so what have we taught the children? We learned not to ask for help Help others not to lie to people who take what you want And you will be successful Australia was a really nice partner.

Do you know what it looks like at the beginning of the video? I said I wasn't furry, but for the rest of the video I just drew a bunch of foxes, so I don't know if that technically makes me furry, I don't know what the requirements are for being a furry, and I'm too scared to ask. I know I'm going to dislike you for defending furries, but relax, guys. It is not a big thing. We're all going to die someday anyway, and this is kind of relevant. I think people who make fun of crying children have more spirit than children.

They're making fun of the adults, they're easy prey, and now they're looking at your father Derek. It's that moment on the final card where I thank Rushlight and my dad for helping me color some of the images. Without him, this video, and this world would be much less colorful. Oh hey, I'll record this part later, but I also have to thank my furry friend opsi who drew the Fox anime. Drowning and now as Fox would say Ding ding ding that means wear your seat belt. That was a bad joke. I'm sorry