REACT WITH CHAT: KING OF BURGERS

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with cheese, wait before we go in. before I go, before I watch this, I've watched an abbreviated version of this video, so I'm cheating a little bit, but here we go. Victor's life is dominated by cheese

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. The burgers are so good now your health is in dire situation. Foods I eat and pills I'm ta

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are fighting each other and unfortunately cheeseburgers want out of this dark glow this is a suicide tape vitamins and cheeseburgers started a war in my body and cheeseburgers won like this that this is all last and their marriage is falling apart if this wait continues I don't know how much longer I can take bro, you know, in and out, you know, McDonald's, some CEO or their food scientist loves this bro.

I made a cheeseburger. that he divorced two people, so you're going to hire me to do this wonder or what I end up with flavorful families, you know, I say this with a week of intense therapy and specialist Mike Dow and JJ Virgin. Great, this dangerous addiction, I just can't see myself. doing oh now freaky eater this sounds like a different show I B put this on my tombstone Noel Miller wing addict my name is víctor muñoz and I'm a freaky eater it goes off script yes I love putting cheeseburgers on my wife and they are No It's just that Victor has only talked about the problem.

He eats four hamburgers on the 28th every week, which is almost 1,500 hamburgers each year. I don't eat salad. I don't eat steak. I stay away from chicken. I need vegetables, fruits, this man is actually the Hamburglar, he is the real life Hamburglar. Oh, legit, I love fishing, but there's no way I'm eating fish. I love these sunglasses. Why are these sunglasses? This is a rare pair of exclusive men's sunglasses, you can't trust someone with these sunglasses at all, he also has some little teeth on his butt, he must have scurvy by now, buddy, you know you laugh there, the reason The reason I enjoy cheeseburgers so much is because I know exactly what's going on.

Inside it is simple, I like it, in contrast to her husband. Victor's wife loves nothing more than experimenting with new foods. I go to culinary school. I love all food. I do not need anything. She meant, you love to eat yourself. I have this woman at home learning how to cook, she just made a nice prime rib for you and you want to eat that garbage 9 or 10 times. I'll stop on the way home. Cheeseburger plane, get rid of the evidence and Enter the house and then pick up what she did. This man is five years old.

He talks about a man-child. This man is 5 years old. I know it breaks his heart, you know? But it breaks my heart even more to return it. on his plate oh, that's so cheesy, why don't you go ahead and take that away? I'm going to take that back, yeah that was gross, I'll give those shits those veggies with some trash, hey yeah I'm leaving. I'm going to eat a cheeseburger Victor has been a strange eater his whole life. He would be very happy if he could get her to eat a good meal during the day, even if he tried for years.

I've been trying to get him to eat one vegetable, just one, just one. Victor was afraid of all the other foods and insisted that his burgers be made in a very specific way. Oh, I can't wait to see this man with lettuce, tomato and onion touching my burger. I feel like I've been raped if there's a piece of lettuce hanging off the edge of my bun you know I'll tear it off like half the bun oh he's five holy shit this man talked about being sexually abused by vegetables get out of here the people suffered real trauma and are using the word raped, you're going to see a therapist, so I opened the burger, there's tomato seeds in there.

I really feel bad. I felt like I had to choose between my pills and the cheeseburgers. No, brother, you have to choose a life or death gene. unfortunately the one with the cheeseburgers I'm a dime but that's real addict behavior I'm going out I'm going to smoke this meth I'm going to hit this H I'm leaving here I was alone Let me rot but I won't let myself rot he really said that , he said, let me write on cheeseburgers, bro, oh man, I gotta give it to him. These gangsters, that's quite a godfather, if I didn't have a kiss, let me rap, it's okay with his marriage and his health at stake.

How can you sit in a place like this every day and not feel like your body is destroying itself? Victor has contacted strange eater specialist, dr. Mike Dow and JJ virgin I am JJ virgin and I am a certified nutrition specialist. My name is dr. Mike Dow I am a psychotherapist specializing in eating disorders and addictive behaviors, yes, JJ virgin, very good, very good, Mike Dow, hello, I am a well-endowed doctor. I know psychopathic has nothing to do with someone being crazy, but I just like it. Imagining that he considers the type of him to be crazy, he is simply a psychopath par excellence.

Well, when it comes to these cheeseburgers, tell us what brought you here because my diet pretty much consists of hamburgers and I don't know if there are any other foods in the world. so I need someone to take me to a grocery store because I heard the grocery store has poison in the air conditioning and I don't want to die. I guess the obvious question here is: I guess the obvious question here is who just you know, vegetable man, just like this woman's lips wrap around her teeth. I just know that she always says inappropriate things.

I can't physically put it in my mouth. There is a force field between me and the vegetables. I just can't thank you. She really doesn't know how many really like Victor, I think it's time we go and talk to your wife. I think that's when I practically swallowed my heart. There is no turning back at this point. Mike Dow just walks in. in the living room it's going well now your husband is clearly addicted to cheeseburgers and in a situation like this I normally advise you to find a boyfriend so what I am willing to do is expand my services and through a polyamorous relationship we can kill him with coo

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and it's just you and me Adriana, this is dr.

Mike Dow, how are you? Oh, I'm Adriana. Adriana, a pleasure to meet you. I wonder why I'm here. Yeah, you don't wonder why it's there. There is a dirty television. There's a whole camera in your house. Oh, oh yeah, did he tell you? I won a contest, yeah, no, no, no, some of the things that you don't know are going to come up, is that a lot of times when I leave here in the morning, I leave it at the burger place, I pick up food and a lot of times when it's like If you were eating hamburgers this is that face I can't believe I married the cheeseburger guy she's like I could have been with Jose I could have been with David I could have been with Michael but I chose the cheeseburger guy No It's not because I don't think you know that you should know that we've been together for so long.

I think I have more than proven that I will be here through thick and thin. Oh baby, we know you there in good times. Well, hopefully we get to the point. I'll do whatever you want me to do, but it can't be more of an effort on my part. Yours. I mean, you're the one who doesn't feel well, you're the one whose health is in danger. danger, look how nice she was about it, she didn't even get angry about the fact that he's going to die, she said why aren't you honest with me? why do not you tell me? - good guy, burgers are What makes you feel safe?

I don't want you to put your safety needs on a food that is going to kill you. The doctor made a good point. If I have to find security in something, find it in my wife. You know, I mean, that's what. she's there for you silly this man so stupid he's so stupid let's do it that's all don't smile with your little Asti full he looks like this hole oh it's already out this is yes he looks like this right here looking like the Dom oh hey he man has a loving wife and two children and yes, there is no delivery of baby lettuce here, it is important for Victor to see how many hamburgers he eats in a year.

Hi, I'm JJ, I'm a nutrition expert. Nice to meet you, you see. shock, look at his face, look at his face, his face, like, he's hungry, he's hungry, look, what made him happy was when the hamburgers fell off the truck. The first thing he did was look at Adriana, so Victor, what do you think of all this? represents I guess it represents the number of hamburgers I ate in a span of five years he knew he knew I was trying to play with that is the number of hamburgers I eat in a 10 10 10 nine eight eight eight seven six I get six five have that being five Kate can't be less than five right, try with a key of a year Wow, what's it like seeing you all here just disgusting just disgusting absolutely just simply delicious disgusting horrible disgusting disgusting Victor, it's a big surprise that I have diabetes Me love that answer Look, apparently apparently not I guess someone here is a scientist apparently not quite diabetes not a virgin when the blindness will start when the stroke or heart attack will occur Victor raised his eyebrows What about the heart attack?

He says: Well, I wouldn't go that far. Alright. Stick to the food. JJ, you don't always know what you're talking about, so it's time for you to make a decision. Victor, this or your life and you. family, well, I'm going to make a cheeseburger with his burger addiction that destroys his health and his marriage. Victor has finally decided to make a change. Damn, she's mad, dude, that face is just a face a mother might make, but to move on, dr. dad will have to help him overcome his paralyzing fear of new foods I would like you to order a burger with lettuce only lettuce pure lettuce lettuce let me have a cheeseburger with only lettuce I have never ordered a burger with lettuce here we go here we get extremely nervous, here we go, so how do you feel now?

You smell lettuce, it really makes me sick, you can't smell lettuce, man, lettuce doesn't smell. I've been trying so hard, damn, hey, cheating on him came out like that. The inner fool came to light, it's like a lettuce, damn bomb, so what did you just learn? I can do this, no you can't, brother, you have a lot of work to do, dr. Dow wants to present an even bigger challenge, a food that the winner has never tried in his entire life. Victor, I would like you to order a burger with lettuce and mushrooms. Mushrooms are evil because mushrooms don't really have flavor, they just have texture, okay? like chewing wet erasers, there you go, how does it taste?

I'll take another bite. I would die. Nothing like a little heroin mixed in. You know, I'm saying it's the same thing with Victor finally willing to try new foods at the table. Oh, she has. that she got that extended white mama the extended white mama I'm afraid dude what do you think that is man what do you think it's even moon rock so you can do it it's got a lot of flavor what turkey turkey is it dry? Damn, this man doesn't know about food I'm talking about, oh look, look at this frame, his brain is outside of Derek, there's so much going on I just don't know, luckily, oh my god, dude, I just can't see me doing it.

It was too many flavors that I couldn't understand, you know, I'm just being nice, you don't know any flavors, you know, cheese and charcoal, now look, I'm playing ball with you because I'm giving you burgers. right, friend, it will be a healthier burger. Oh, brother, yes, this, yes, someone said this, he speaks with the manager's voice, you heard, you heard, you see how scared he is scared. I'm playing ball with you, okay, okay, I'll bring you something. like a hamburger you eat it now who is going to do this what hmm that night Adriana prepares a healthy meal of chicken burgers for the whole family and for the first time in a long time Víctor eats one of her new recipes because it is a turkey burger with onion rings, get out of here, you don't get points for that strong water because you can't hang.

I've been headache free the last two days, that's so new for me, I haven't felt that in so long waking up. The morning is really different now, I mean, I'm waking up with more energy. I just feel like I'm ready for life after seven full days. After seven full days, he took a boat to Panama and ate cheeseburgers to death. Even how I saw it. He can't avoid a hit of temptation on the boat because the fishing boats have the best burgers in the world that same day Dr. Dow and JJ are back to plan a barbecue with Victor's wife and family to celebrate their successes I don't know if 'I'm ready, ready to eat Fitbit, have you ever pleased that your wife ever breaks very easily?

That's good, okay, success, okay, this idiot, I'm done with him, oh yeah, Victor is the kind of person who asks how much longer when eating, no, Victor, what would I do. I would need to say: Can you put cheese on it?