REACT WITH CHAT: TARTAR QUEEN

Alright, I'm watching this video. Look, this video is old. You've probably seen it. I have never seen this. I've never seen it brother. Listen to this first line. I was hysterical. I was hysterical. Misty is a 36-year-old truck driver. obsessed with

tartar

sauce, it turns me on bro, I was like I'm uncomfortable watching this guy. I'm not going to lie,

tartar

sauce first is disgusting and pouring it soaks up everything from cupcakes to spaghetti to a deer the producers have with us. man, they're with us, they say: Oh, what would be the most disgusting thing? Let's put it on spaghetti and cupcakes in a row, they'll hate it, they'll hate it, look at the way she put it on the cheeto that's too accurate is it real or fake her kids are repulsed by her habit and fear the worst is yet to come Shirley gave me another video I could throw up I could throw up watching this I don't think I can do it I really don't I don't think I can do it, man, tartar sauce is so crazy, and to see and endure this and so on with just a week of intense terror, damn brother, it's like a industrial grade rum, it's not a bucket, it's a drum, friend. moves only three things in those drugs, gasoline and impossible hamburger chemicals and she got a message that you are morbidly obese, oh this is from the hamburger episode, they cast her on the show, they were like you were a medical expert, did you?

TRUE? yeah I have a PhD and kinda like they're cool they bring her on the show and all she does is leave you're morbidly obese with tartar sauce in your bag from drowning in tartar sauce bro imagine the slide is just like connected to her face and she's right at the end, like give it to me, my mom is a weird eater, why did the producers make her say that? Okay, so go ahead and say your name, your age, and then say my mom. she's a strange eater, okay and action, my mom is a strange eater, cool, cool, cutting, cutting, that was great, let's do it again, but let's lean towards the strange part, my mom is a strange eater, you say like this, the Big Rick driving Misty through a bottle. of daily tartar sauce sounds like a porn star named big rig driving misty click here if you think you can drive a big truck Misty's tartar sauce the excitement I love the excitement I love what's up my friends and I went out to eat we put our leftovers all in the same container tartar sauce all over my breakfast and I fell in love when tartar sauce ruined your life imagine your people taking you to a nice little dinner you think it's going to be a great little night on the town and you get addicted to the silliest thing What's up, not cocaine or heroin, no, just tartar sauce, that or it will be like her friends took her out one night and her best friend died in a car and the last thing they ate together was French fries. and tartar sauce, then you're like, well, that's cool, yeah, I'm just going to walk around and feel like for two days Misty is a single mom, her kids know her addiction to tartar sauce is destroying her life, they both like it . mom, I relate to this very well watching my mom do something like oh you have to do that, not everything, now what you have in your hands and you will be fine, okay mom, whatever, I'm not afraid because Yes My mom doesn't change her habits, she could get very sick or even worse.

I watched Hereditary and no part of Hereditary made me feel what I felt right there watching the tartar sauce on the trick cereal and the milk mix together, dude, no, me. I was hysterical, it wasn't hereditary and the mother just with tartar sauce on cereal and I was like, "Why was that vile, man, Misty, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you, eat, walk, walk around like I'm Captain America, Misty "Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you." your tartar sauce you put it in your bag PC really opens that clue she was powerless over the substance and she is addicted to these cell phones who called it substance yes, police, yes, base camp, yes, we have paraphernalia in the waiting vehicle.

She was thinking to myself, she really won't do it. put tartar sauce on that jello you've crossed that line between using tartar sauce to feel pleasure like pleasure and needing it to feel normal. Who ever put tartar sauce on something as a little treat? Girls can eat tartar sauce just as a little treat, it's delicious, look at it, very horny, hazy, you're sick, what do you do on Friday when you need tartar sauce for every meal every day? You depend on that substance, say you know it's real, she starts banging her head at her words. Misty needs to tone it down, she's going to get better at being a single mother, there is no husband to help you endure the stress of raising children and then fill that hole with that solid bra with tartar, you can replace a husband with tartar sauce, right , people? do a lot worse, it must have been no, he's probably a great guy, so why does liking tartar sauce make her feel happy, you know, something she could take everywhere, but what I'm saying, what I'm saying about the dead person, always has to be connected to a dead person it was always time for shock therapy she would get happy and say oh this is a game show, I won, that's why all the tartar sauce is here, what's going on What do you think this face represents, friend?

What do you think represents Jay Jay? Don't make me say it. That's a lot of fun. That's what I see. JJ, oh honey, this here, 156 gallons of tartar sauce. Damn it, leave it for Misty, leaving four jars of tartar. salsa everyone a round of applause 2,000 calories per day 14,000 calories per week I would be looking at jayjay like she didn't know math what did you throw numbers at me and I don't care what that means Gio, do you realize that? ticker they put it like the Dow Jones Industrial look they put a ticker there like oh I have like it's a tartar sauce of current blue chip stocks up to 2,000 points in Misty's body, again, I would never have guessed that in my wildest moment. dream this is what I've been consuming this pile of something like that Sriracha hot sauce pile up all the wings I ate and see if I feel even a little bad about it put all that on the truck they're going to take out Be like you know I've eaten ten thousand chicken wings in a year.

It would be like dusting me off, brother. Tell me what you really feel. And why you are obese and most likely morbidly obese right now. This could be as bad as it gets, but if you keep going, damn, they really had to confront Turner with what this showman is, damn dad, to do all that, they already put her on her feet and all this horrible man, But they're tearing it down, man, that's what. Up buddy, I feel like between the tartar sauce drums and the photo with 50 more pounds on her, we've really gotten to Misty, no, buddy, no, is he a man?

Do you feel good about yourself. This is you. Take a look at that, yeah. that's you up there in a picture yeah that's you hey Mike I think I got it she's crying I think I got it I know from the man I'm a man now JJ wants to get Misty back on track with her diet so They'll come here and They will get extreme. Well, I made a lot of fun and healthy ingredients that she can mix into the Greek style yogurt. You like tartar sauce. You can't have it anymore. What about raw organic honey?

Let's try the berries. let's go for the champagne vinegar, oh my god, I'm sorry, I mean, I'm in, I can't believe this whole scenario here. Can you imagine having a huge variety of designs and a lady saying okay, do something unpleasant? and then you just have to sit there and try not to be insecure like I don't know, you really didn't set me up for success here, honey and the bear, I don't know, I don't know, doll, all together, man with The Elections Misty's dietary habits now depend on her willpower. Dale wants to delve into the impact of Misty's addiction on her family, okay bro, they'll just embarrass her with her kids and then we'll feel like that for another 10 minutes and at the end they become Misty, it's all fixed because The show is fake.

I'm crowning a hero.