Putting Weird Things In A Vacuum (Test)

Can you paint with a

vacuum

cleaner? Let's talk about that mythical good day. If you were to rank your appliances in order of preference, would you judge them? Okay, so I feel judged because I did it and barely made it past the shaver. In my house the number one spot is the

vacuum

cleaner. I have a special relationship with my vacuum cleaner, but you do, but I didn't mean to, I just want to say that I like vacuuming. Well, this episode may be traumatic for you. because we're about to get really

weird

with this thing, you have a very special relationship with it's time to put

things

in

things

vacuum cleaner edition the vacuum cleaner we're going to use today to vacuum up

weird

things is the calorie with a k vacuum cleaner with filtration of water we got for a hundred dollars at Nordstrom Rack, not a sponsor and the fancy Nordstrom Rack, also not a smart choice to go to Nordstrom, be ready to get a vacuum cleaner, yes they did, yes we chose it because it's from Nordstrom , TRUE? no, because it absorbs liquids and all kinds of things and it's clear so you can experience what's going on in its guts, okay, let's experience things.

I'm trying to figure out how you have a special relationship with this, that's the first thing on my mind. I enjoy it, okay? You also know what one of the main reasons I usually hate vacuuming is because I can't eat the things my vacuum sucks up, but what if we were to change all that? What would happen if we took what the ingredients of loaded fries would be and we loaded them into this vacuum cleaner? I recommend doing this before sucking on something nasty, well blow on me now I have a theory that you should start with the sour cream because then everything will be covered in it, go to the fries, next man no sour cream came out oh look you got right, all the fries are covered in sour cream, look how they just go there look how they're coming out, they all have a little bit of sour cream on them, that's it, jalapeño, look, bang, look at the back of this, look at the part from the back, look at the mega bits, take some, take some of that, take some of that. turn it over turn it over watch him walk away from it oh yeah get it get it oh that's fun just keep shaking it it'll light up I want some of that oh finger well it's not I thought you had one special relationship with this.

You shouldn't be afraid to put your fingers down I'm crossing I'm mixing everything fixing every last bit okay two plus one more okay and let's stop okay let's let go wow that's what it was that was a lot of pleasure I mean I got the Goosebumps, can you see that, look at that, I have goosebumps, look what's going on inside this vacuum cleaner, oh my God, now let's suck that, no, I'm going to suck it with my face, look , you just walked in here and oh man, it's everything, it's completely mixed together so well, oh god, they're so loaded, these fries are so tasty, it's something different, it's like a chopped salad, I mean, it's all mixed together, you can configure this. something in the middle of a party and then it's a little hint that hello guests, before you leave, you have to clean up now, let's express our artistic side with this vacuum cleaner by painting or letting her paint, yes, so we have some little buckets of white canvas here, one, two, three, four and then a fifth right on top, well, that's what I call a square, not a cube, but I mean I'm not a geometer and then we have that it's a very thin cube, right, we have some paintballs that are actually just balls that have been painted, they're like bouncy balls that have been dipped in paint, so we're going to suck them in there, you know.

We'll pass it back and forth, we'll try to get a smorgasbord of abstracts, man, okay you're ready, yeah, I'm going to start with some blue and I'm going to start preemptively screaming, I just want to get some, whoa, and where did that go? there's go on go on go on with that hey hey don't take my balls every man handles his own balls in this town yeah oh we got a ball what's going on? Did you break it? No, it's okay, I just got shot, I just touched her. the bottom of the bowl, okay, I'm going to take the last of my red and go, oh god, that was exciting, oh man, like some picassos driven after the fries, but this is taking things to a head. another level, man, we express ourselves. all in I mean, first of all, we have decorated the actual vacuum cleaner canister, that's beautiful, look, that's not so beautiful, I call it, we have a marker, we should sign it, I call it day in the park, oh, it It has been stuck.

Well, you know what, we're going to let it dry and then we'll see and then we'll sign it. Look, I'll call this one a little later in the same park. Oh, oh, it's like a rubber band stuck to that thing. What's its name? I'm calling this one. I disappointed myself. Dad, I call this is your dad disappointed in me, we're not even related, I call this Daryl's party, Daryl's party, yeah, so we're going to sign all of these and we're going to give them away to random members of the mythical society. If you want to join now, you'll be in the race.

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I just dropped some of that hose, okay let's get into it if you're like us, when you looked at this vacuum all you saw was the potential for a snowball, so we have a diorama seam, we have houses, we have we have trees, we have a field covered in snow, but we have to make it snow inside this snowball, so I'm going to turn this puppy on, okay, do it, it's covering that house, look at that blizzard it's clean , cut it, oh. man we got a big delay here this whole house ain't no problem okay you got a grip I just realized we forgot to put people in huh I got a plate full of people here they gotta get in , that We have to get to town, we have to send them home, suck them in turns, all neal, three, two, one, everyone is ready for a little trip, oh my god, that's violent, you had more snow and you know what I'm going to do more, yes.

I've got more snow, I'm going to turn it on and off to let it fall a little oh, sweetie, I like that it's pumping you up, blowing it up, don't you? It really gives a windy drift feeling, doesn't it? covers all the people still, oh yes, they are buried, okay, but the thing is you know the snow seasons are getting shorter, there is a lot more rain in the world and snowballs are usually full of water or some kind. That's true so just add water to your snowball oh everything is starting to melt oh my god there it is the house is floating the house is floating everything is floating that's nice look at that oh it's coming out I'm taking a little shower I I've got my whole cape happy, look at this, well, it's a happy little snowball.

I don't think anyone who has lived in those houses is happy. Hey, we're trying to demonstrate the reality of living on Earth. It's not always easy. I spent a summer as a ride operator on the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk and I remember one day this kid I noticed was getting sick on the ride I was operating. I couldn't stop him in time and he vomited on the Overall, he had eaten several hot dogs that I had to hose off during the trip. I wish I had one of these, yeah, to suck the sausage crap out of it, yeah, how much sausage could that be?, it stinks, yeah, we want to know.

How big can a sausage be for this thing, so we'll start with small smokers and work our way up to Quebec. Okay, you want to place some bets here. No, I don't think it's going to come out. I mean. he's not going to get past Hoffy's half cousin befrank xxx I think so I think he'll stop at the signature selecta jumbo befriends okay it's a second or less okay light up neil a little smoky oh this is easy oh there he goes smoking I have one in the middle I have one in the middle yeah, they're bouncing all over the place come on, come on, okay, I'm going to move on to national Hebrew, you know what I think, I understand your special relationship now I like cleaning, no problem with Yes, look at that , no problem moving on to Poppy, that's easy, there's a lot of group in it, I mean, it's really, really, really sucks this thing.

Yes, okay, move on to that, let me talk, I think there will be no problem. xxl right there you see it moving you see how the whole cable is so fast oh you have one in the middle oh yeah I mean I didn't think these would make it but I think there won't be any problem with these look at the size of that sausage takes a second to finish look at that, can I make one, can I make one, yeah, yeah, I mean even if I really twist it, grab the sausage real kinky, take the sausage out of your hand. right through the key oh can't stand that can't stand that can take that can't stand you no way man I mean there's no way you can do it hey do you want to do it yeah I want to do it it's so bad look at this Oh friend, I mean, can you believe it? look, it's the same thing, it's the same sausage, it's not a trick, sausage, it's the same victory and they went in and there were no jumps or camera tricks in this show if Put a sausage in a vacuum, it gets in there.

I'm very proud of us. We reach new heights and pay. We came up with a new game because look, if you count them as two points, the ones that were in the middle, you get. two four six two small smoked ones we got ten points we got ten points sausages thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell do you know what time it is? Hi, I'm Matt from luxurious western pa and I'm practicing social distancing in the countryside and it's time to spin that wheel of mythology and loneliness, click the link above to watch us discover the best relaxing sounds, good mythical and to discover where William's mythology will land.

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