Putting Weird Things In A Meat Grinder (TEST)

Can we find new

things

to work on? Let's talk about that mythical good day. We'll be on tour for just a short stretch more this year, so for your last chance to see us live on stage in Phoenix, Albuquerque, Sacramento and the Los Angeles area, check out Rhett and Link live. .com for mm-hmm tickets, behold the

meat

grinder

or, as it is more commonly known, the kitchen paper shredder. Now, this is a brilliant invention, but like me and my freshman year in high school,

meat

grinder

s haven't lived up to their full potential. I remember now how far grinding can go, let's grind some

weird

stuff and find out it's time to put

things

into the meat grinder edition.

Now this thing is called a Lem Big Bite meat grinder, it's not a sponsor, it has 1/2 horsepower which may not seem like much, but I mean it's just a meat grinder, we have half a horse and this thing, honey , can grind up to 7 pounds per minute, but we will not put horse or meat of any kind in it. Let's put a bunch of other stupid things you know for Internet science. Yes, it's okay, making guacamole can be very messy and overly complicated. You have to crush things. Mixing things makes a mess. So hate disaster. We're going to use this grinder to make a very quick and clean guacamole preparation process and look, we put a nose on it, yes, this is the accessory for making sausages, but now it's the accessory for making watches, so we have the avocado, jalapeño, onion, light, I don't know what that is. this helis tomato, you know, we can also talk about it while making it vegetarian, I don't care what it is, of course, I mean cilantro, okay, so give me a little more, but we want to add a little bit of things, Yes, go ahead. and add the tomato and just a whole line and then a little bit of cilantro just let's go here we go and then if it comes there it comes and then we go with another avocado, let's start the process again, big onion tomato comes butter, look at it, it looks very good , pepper, oh, it's like I'm telling him guacamole, dookey, it's not nice, I need more, I have some money, I even have some things, I have more, so he keeps bringing it out pretending like he's telling one of those. green things and this green thing some of these things this red red thing we're making dark dreams come true it's really working and we have salt and pepper we forget we have to get some of that okay I think we can try this man okay yeah , mom is going to eat the chip that fell out now that she had it, you know, I thought the grinder would make more noise when it touched the skin of the avocado, but it didn't disturb it well, it's cool, I mean, would you know there was? a whole avocado has mint in there I'm not telling you, I wouldn't, I mean, that's what the really dark parts are and the jalapenos are kind of spicy, oh, you can put your mouth right on top, mmm, why, why what are we? making fries when we can do this you're going to put your mouth on it you're going to frown here it comes here it comes here it comes I don't know just hey you missed your chance man I just can't bring myself to do it right Sorry to disappoint you buddy start To shoot guacamole with your sausage stick, you have to take it like a man.

Wow, I love ants on a log, but the name is pretty bogus. I mean, there are no real ants or real logs, but we think with this meat grinder we can put literal ants on a log, you know, just put, we could put ants on that log, but you can't eat wood like this, you have I have to grind it, yeah, so I have some balsa wood that I want to throw away. some ants in there first and we have a whole bowl of pans, now they are dead, they look like they are crawling due to gravity moving on the spoon, why don't you load some up before I turn on the grinder?

Okay, you're saying yes, go ahead and preload the endpoints right here. Observe some of that. Well, it charges at the same time. Load up some of those and then that way. You know, you push it down. I didn't know. you were going to hit it now they hit some coming out the same way they came in the thing just take wood thank you wood like a champ a little more would hit another look at that oh look at that pile of wood chips coming out Here, two of these have butter peanuts, not two of them, because we are going to try both options, the ants have a smell today, you don't ask, would you tell me?

I mean, don't listen, this is basically like turning down a carpenter, you could sweep the floor of any high school store, you know, put it on your celery. I think I want to go with the peanut butter one just because you know it's more authentic, you're going to stick it together, ladies and gentlemen, literally, ants on a pile, well it's actually log, ants on a log, log and ants in ants and log, now we should, we should try this, but I don't know if we want to consume that much real wood, your mom didn't make it. well, I think there's a reason for that, well, I just think of it as what mom would produce more more fiber, yeah, there's a lot of vibration that mm-hmm, I think there could be a puncture danger in the esophagus, I think I probably should Do not swallow, yes we should not swallow, but it does not taste bad, this one you did, if you just want to chew and not swallow well, you have an idea for yourself, it is on the register in a register 3, so the snap pops carry the name. the sound they make like a howler monkey or a giraffe, you know it, but what you don't know is what happens when you put it in a meat grinder to refresh your memory, if you stir it like that, that thing is going to click and says use only under close supervision of an adult I'm an adult I'm clearly an adult It's okay for outdoor use only.

Well, we have exteriors represented on the set back there. Keep out of eyes. Don't put it in your mouth. dirt, let's just emphasize the dirt and crush them, you know, you can also feel the shine in your own hand, no, don't try this at home, I'm going to make a handful here, wow, yeah, smoking, there's like real rocks in there, yeah . it's like cat litter listen a lot, don't do anything, don't waste a vodka oh yeah, really

test

ing the limits of the grinder and making a big cloud of dust here, they all go at the same time, that's a satisfying yes.

Should we breathe that? Yes, we made history, that was great. Barbie and Ken, America's little plastic sweethearts, and listen, any kid would be lying to you if they said they didn't let the two fight each other at least occasionally. I would lie, okay? Barbie and Ken have been canoeing together off-road, even jet skiing together, the natural next step in their relationship is to have their heads smashed into little pieces that will then be ejected into their convertible, yeah look. that's it, that's the man Barbie Corvette, wait, then you're going to need to shorten her hair a little bit because I think we can, it might create problems, you know, give her an upgrade, get Barbie, give her an upgrade, give her Bob, she's got a job interview, she's fine, Charlie is hers, fine, then and she uploads the results to get some results so she doesn't get left behind Ken woo Kim made different noises Ken and Barbie are working there, do you want to add Bob or whoever boy, oh we get it, we've reached a stalemate, look what Ken did, okay, now you're going to stick your fingers in there, no, Ken, would you believe it?

Ken is broken, the grinder, why do you think it's Ken? Maybe they had a little altercation there. one little thing I think Barbra came out completely and then Ken with his stupid plastic hair came in there and ruined everything she never needed her relatives she didn't need Ken she was fine on her own that's the moral of the story kids she is an independent woman who can drive in her damn convertible without Ken he ruins everything and then he wants to bring his friend Glan with Ken and Glen we need him do you want me to put this there shake it oh oh look at that look at Ken's profile look at his other profile look this is what's inside a man's head it's nothing good look I mean here I think this is what's left of the back of Barbie's head yes, but that ruins the analogy recent studies show that glow sticks are not meat, which makes them perfect for today's experiment.

Okay, some of these are already Chloe, there's some green, some yellow, green and yellow, add a red and an orange, and you know you're going to throw these out. things in a few at a time, look what happened, yeah, I'm going to start with five, but to set the mood list in the lights, we have a glass splash guard in front, well, what's going on there ? Look down. shaft man, it's like a fucking kaleidoscope in there, oh this is like it's a rave for people who don't like to dance, they just like the meat grinder, look at it, it's like an angry dragon spitting out pieces of glow sticks, look how much.

It looks fun in there I want to go in there oh yeah, if it wasn't for that display case you'd be crawling in yeah, a little bit more, you can get some oh, they're so, oh wait, oh, right there, a little bit of red , here's a here's a blue T there's a red T and a yellow T this is like creating a fireworks show I mean thank you I can be on the corner a Taco Bell could be on one corner making guacamole and you can be on the other corner turning off the lights hitting them with this thing why does it have to be a Taco Bell?

Because that's where I'm making the guacamole. I just think we should have a party and instead of a DJ we just brought these. Did you bring a DJ? No, but we have. a meat grinder, get ready for Grande, that was good and then what do we do with this? I think you knew that, you're pretty sure you eat it right, kids, it's me, don't eat it, it smells unsaid, don't you think you should smell it. okay, you know what I would say, today we learned a lot about the meat grinder, but the most important thing is that's it, thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing, you know what time it is.

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