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a granola bar, go get him, go get him, go get him, he's got no pants, I'm Andy, here, hey, Sola, here in my

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one more time with Delaney, I mean my

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and I accompanied by the lovely Claire Sabbats. Here I am at my parents in the kitchen and I guess we're going to

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, yeah, come on, can I start by saying I don't

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? I have enough chatter up here. I do not need more. I have fallen into a dark hole during quarantine. I discovered. Read it at

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I just feel like maybe I'm too emotionally fragile to read YouTube comments, but I do. I don't read them, so be nice. Molly Carrie. Strong Golden Retriever Energy Golden Retrievers are very adorable, they are very beautiful and believable, silky blonde hair, Carla looks like that aunt who lets you drink a beer when you visit her and doesn't tell your mom at two, like it's nothing more. It's important that what I say is a cool aunt and I'm like your best friends, like a wonderful mom, who you wish was your mom or like your crazy aunt, as long as I get to be the cool crazy one and you know, and not the lake, me and my evil stepsister, and that's cool.

Brad's kitchen looks like the inside of Brad's mine. What do you mean? I think it works because your kitchen is very full but well organized. Nothing is your program. You know, I don't have things like, oh, let me, let me put that in there. because it looks cool except for the little mo on an action figure because it's cool and good luck but I guess that has functionality too so I watch my water oh my god you haven't seen it Claire. no, it's not just for kids, it's um, it's a cinematic masterpiece, he says "yo, Gavi, very sweet, Davi, please, please, please me," full stop, and then he says, "Gabi, very sweet "Yes, I use the f-word, Lord, sometimes I'm not sorry." like when you use language like that it's to emphasize, not to belittle, thank you, it's a very Argentinian way of describing things with your hands and bad words, we move on to Andy, oh, I can't wait to dig it out. some of these sensitive and spicy quotes in quotes might be the most accurate description.

It is very true. Yes, yes, actually very sensitive things and I try to be considerate, but I will also come at you and destroy you. Chris Marcos, definitely the dad who isn't well versed in that. meme culture but I would say we get together from time to time to keep up with the kids okay yeah to be fair I don't know what you guys are. I have never had a year or seen eat or eat a yes, I don't even know. what we're really talking about here, I'm sorry to say, I tried to like work like that, slaps on something and so on by itself, like it becomes a big problem, chaat masala, all this, slaps, I'm just going to keep your mouth shut and like you know and leave the hippin and the hoppin and the pippin and the bottle for those teenagers or not.

I'm saying that Clara learns what everything is when you know that she went to Harvard and she's missing an es but for the sake of Alright, I just want to say that I'm still struggling with this. Can I just say that I don't think of this as a personal failing? I think what I'm doing is pointing out the lack of clarity in that phrase because when you spin something it should be clockwise and counterclockwise you're playing right-tight left-loose you're spinning it in a circle what is from left to right in a circle is it clockwise or counterclockwise what would happen if someone never saw anything but a digital? watch, well they have no idea because then they'll just be going up and down, that's a good point, Fred, you know, and I'm one of the dimmer ones, Claire, how many native blue suits do you have exactly?

I thought it was just my imagination, but I checked all the videos and he always wears blue pants with a jacket with dots, kind of cool. I know you're all wondering how Molly is going to cook this, but I'm just here wondering how many diva monkeys probably answer eleven fifteen to twenty. I do. I have several blue suits, not all of them are the same. I've been buying the same Alana cone jumpsuits every season for the last five years. It's like she's in my dream world. I'm a cartoon character and I wear the same thing every day. day Wow, well you have so many pairs of pants and t-shirts and that's exactly the same thing, only I did a little sewing, well I think it's really twisted, it's just that if we have a three day long shoot, I have to wear the same one Blue suit. every day for three days, which, as you can imagine, doesn't smell very good.

Delaney looks like herself after Malone went to Heartland. I think Malone is what allows me to Google. We are in front of a computer. Oh yeah, Google, you're not looking. something like this guy thanks he has tattoos all over his face people forget I don't have tattoos all over my face and then someone responded and said no. Alex looks like prima lune, yes, I agree with that free will. drinking and maybe you can toast someone is us with a skincare routine, well if you google you will quickly discover that I have written and talked about my skincare routine, even if you don't want to wash it with sunscreen when it's raining when it's snowing SPF 50 when it's 90 degrees UVA and UVB type of acid scrub wash really only once a day and that's at night not during the day every once in a while like every other night you have to get a prescription from a dermatologist.

I do not do it. use anything abrasive as a kind of exfoliant, you should wash your face but with p50 toner and then maybe two or three times a week I will use retinol and if you need additional information, thank you for coming to my TED talk so you can finish. I love how Claire asks everyone in the kitchen for their opinion until she finds someone who agrees with her plans so she can have some excuse to follow her original ideas aha, that's just me, this is very accurate, this is exactly right , I like to talk to as many people at once as necessary to find the person who is telling me what I want to hear, but what's wrong with that?

Nothing. I am looking for confirmation and affirmation because I believe I am right. Sounds like major research. Alone is the calmest and most stressed person. I know, it depends on who you ask, yeah, you know, move on, yeah, you can't do anything, move on and then you die, that's my philosophy of life. Molly didn't cut her sandwich diagonally; it felt like a dagger. to my heart Delaney cutting his sandwich horizontally like the villain he is, I mean, it's like having a life, it's like a totally normal way to cut a sandwich and no, I'd like a square corner, it's my favorite bite, that's the sweet. try I don't know okay keep going Carla just do whatever you want Carla literally a second later to put pine cones on it oh your monster would do that yeah I maintain Brad on gourmet makes this my nightmare Claire on it's alive I'm going through the best time, that's pretty accurate, yes I've done it, there are very different programs.

I feel like it's alive because you're dealing with fermentation, it's like always a little bit different, you know things are changing and you're adapting, and with gourmet brands it's much more of a set approach and a formula like a structure. You know you are better. I think when you like it you can be more improvisational and I respond well to structure, so I think that's the difference between our two shows. Why is it that when we change you don't like being trapped in this structure and then I'm like, oh, I can do whatever I want and then I have the best time ever?

I don't know why, but the more I look at Delaney. the more he looks like mr. Pringles, to be fair, the mustache was a little out of control in that video, but controlling the Pringles empire would be pretty sick, so I'll take it if you like the live-action mr. Pringles, sometimes you have a job. I just want to be the little stopwatch that clips onto Chris's apron. It seemed safe and nice there, yes, but do you know what would happen if these stopwatches could talk? Well, these stopwatches have seen things like, thank God, they are. Not like I'm looking ahead, you know, always in the same camera, you know, because I think the stopwatch has seen and heard things that my kids would probably like to forget.

I think it's proof that the stopwatch is to you what Gary is to Selena. in veep, that timer is the bagman for you, don't you see, veep, that veep reference went over my head? I saw it like once, I just like it, I don't know, there's too much stuff in the world, take that out of here, take that out of here we're falling apart so I hope you want like a chaotic evil and in this video because we definitely have it Not right now guys, you need to get off, you need to get off Carla, I'm getting more and more I'm worried that someone is being held back because the reality is Andy, you're living your best life right now, there's no need to worry.

I'm on Long Island. I'm with my partner and I'm not sure I've heard that on the internet. He is with your partner but I am safe. I'm very happy. I feel very grateful and lucky and I feel pretty good. A deep gold quarantine love story with bits of fat floating on top. We're going to try it. Oh damn, that's good, sorry. sir, did you just drink a whole cup of chicken broth? Yes, I drank a whole cup of chicken broth. I think it was more than a cup of chicken broth. I think I had at least a cup and a half.

I'll do anything for the shot I'll do anything for the show when I commit to something, I go all out, you know, how surprisingly refreshing. I firmly maintain that Sola is the Bob Ross of PA. This is crazy to me, although it is a huge compliment. So don't relax, really don't relax, I actually think it's because I'm fresh out of the restaurant, but in relation, this is super calm, this is a pretty calm job compared to that, you know, yeah, so I'm NOT Bob Roth. I'm screaming inside oh wait wait I know a fun fact about Bob Ross, maybe wait I'm Bob Ross.

Bob Ross was in the military and he was like the top officer yelling at people and telling them to go make his bed. like a drill sergeant was a drill sergeant that's the word and he was so sick of screaming and yelling but he never wanted to do it again and that's why he froze so now I totally relate it to the fabric I feel like and screaming at my life, but now I'm like I don't fight anymore. I could see Trixie physically restrain herself when Carla said it doesn't matter who's downstairs. I wish he hadn't held back like I went there like, we're coming to you.

I know it's funny, that's kind of funny, it doesn't matter who's on the bottom and like she puts the top on her, but you know who cares. Fun fact: Polly has saved 13 months of her life by cutting words in half. I mean, can you argue with that? I can argue about cutting your words and all, but I can't argue with the fact that you've probably saved some time because I haven't tried as hard as you to simply exist, so I'm going to live 13 months longer than the rest of you, in I'm actually very evolved, okay let's take a look at this baby, oh he's too cute to eat, everyone's talking about him drinking chicken broth, can we talk about the baby?

I mean, can we talk? about the baby the baby was incredibly cute I don't understand they know we didn't eat the baby this baby was at home with his mother that's true the baby the baby had parental consent the mother handed the baby to me and then the mother took the baby. the rat has great golden retriever energy and Andy is more like an elegant Persian cat. I mean, I'm Persian but I don't know. I think I have dog energy but I also have feline energy. I'm a little sneaky. and you're light on your feet and you never really know where you are unless you're in front of me.

I think I can still get quite dirty, so I don't know if I wouldn't call myself classy. very good, I have 2 1 1 0 I think you got it right Chris. I hope this mask is kid friendly. Also Chris there is a pen on a wall that shows the whole episode and makes people angry. It is very true. Don't know. you know where this person came from look there's a little bit of monster in all of us you gotta let the monster out sometimes this is the real us this is there's nowhere to run there's nowhere to hide so you can just have to let it go get out a little bit because otherwise some things are yes, otherwise it's like trying to play some kind of role and that's not what we're doing here.

You know, yeah, get someone who looks at you like Alex Delaney looks. In each of these, I feel that you are very attentive, yes, you have good listening responses. I feel like every time I talk to you, you look, you look, you know, you nod, eye contact, engagement, not everyone can do this. In fact, I have to talk to myself all the time. and say see you later look at what you're listening to it sounds like you're listening and you just like having a really good natural ability for that I think that's it, well thank you very much, that's a comment that I feel like I've read a few times oh people, They're like Alex Delaney

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to everyone like he's in love with them, that's nice to say, but yeah, yeah, but I'm not in love with everyone, so I justI want to leave that on record.

I know for a fact that I get high every day and wander through the woods. Well, I have news for you, Jackson, that's not true. I'm wandering in the woods, but I can't get high during the day because I get too confused and scared only at night. Thank you so much. this is not what you're buying at your local coffee shop a portrait of someone oh my god Barack Obama this is who he really looks like Obama that's all I can watch the rock the movies oh my god this is Nicolas Cage It was so embarrassing It looks like Obama from here, thank you, but even the ears, Brad, thank you.

I feel so validated. I'm so embarrassed by the way you heard we were talking about how Nicolas Cage is going to be exotic Joe, oh my God, it's something perfect, yes, I want to be his California boyfriend, a creamy, emulsified magical mass of beauty and fulfillment handmade goodness is my new Tinder bio, thanks Carla. I love this comment too because knowing that he made other people laugh besides me is very validating. so thanks Irene Claire, I never gained morning alcohol Delaney, I feel like Sola, you and I are okay with this little morning buzz, yes, but I also feel like the stories about our drinking have been greatly exaggerated, it's True, we like it.

Sola and I are honest citizens like art. You know we are not ten out of ten role models for children, but we are not degenerates. Some people make me feel like you know what, yeah. I want a cocktail at night, yeah, what's wrong with that? And maybe in the morning, sometimes, the cupcake arrives. Garth's. What do you like? Claire, do you know who I am? This is unfair because it would never save anyone, you know? who I am, unless it was a joke that I didn't really need to explain any of them, but because it's like French pastry, which is kind of my thing, we bullied this guy into sinking his watches, which is true now.

Please let's get that crooked cabinet handle straightened out, you know, especially when you have a family where you live somewhere you know in tight spaces and much less during this kind of quarantine time where you have to be able to. accept and ignore a certain amount of chaos in your life so you can get through the day if you're sweating those little things you know like the walkie light that buzzes you know that chip and paint on the shelf you're never I'll make it so you just have to keep it. I mean, there are things around me that I wish I could change.

You know, yeah, like all the things on the shelf. Why is everything so good up there? I don't know if I'm going to go. deal with this right now no I can't I can't do it gobby I don't eat snacks either Gavi all with me oh my god I love these are my favorites well yeah I'm NOT a monster I know how things are they live I like it no I necessarily snack I mean I don't prefer to make a plate of food I usually don't eat between meals that's how I keep it says Hansie prepares a tray for Claire Dan throws out the ingredients Claire Hansie was a pleasure to work with oh he's the best it's so easy work with he.

I know, honey, it just lets you do your thing. Dan has a different approach, a different focus, a different philosophical approach to directing. I suppose there is some similar term for that someone. yeah, it's called stirring the pot, Hansie guy gets it, honey, it's not about dramatic hugs, he's not trying to turn bones. Appetite on TMZ, you know what I'm saying, regular burgers, burger emoji, their burgers, live cow emoji, so I just want to say first. out of all the harry potter fans out there, something tells me you may be too young to appreciate a properly cooked medium hamburger, maybe a couple of them were rare, but generally i'm talking about that one hamburger we're looking at right now, that one That's a perfectly cooked burger, right, Gabby, that sounds perfect to me, that's what I'm saying.

I still haven't gotten over how Chris whipped cream to stiff peaks in under 35 seconds, okay listen guys, it's a bowl pick, it's a whisk pick. Andy with that wooden salad bowl is fine, so he's doing what he knows best than that which describes me crazy about it, you know what I'm saying, a wide, flat bottom with high sides, that's where it's at Shh and it's not just a bowl you have. the straight arm thing, that movement of an arm, it's you, it's something with torque yes, it's not horsepower, its torque Oh, earrings, yes, I have them in my box and I'm a fashion icon, that was my first video and I will never use anything in Here it already makes you look like that I was for good luck because that little honky was my grandmother's it was her favorite no Alex Elena is a genius Alex my idea is to go to a restaurant with a friend we order everything, including alcohol so you guys pay for it, oh right, I'm NOT going to argue that it's a game, I look at how much you're eating like the one you just did with Christina, oh it seems harder than it looks, like it was the first half.

Cherry and I's life is so sick, this is incredibly necessary and in the end we felt terrible, but that was definitely the worst, the ups and downs, yes Louis, no, yes, but I'll take the cool compliment for sure. Claire it was great to see you, it was so much fun, she keeps writing comments whether they are sincere or not, bye, thanks as always for your comments, keep the comments nice as my mother used to say if you don't have anything nice to say. don't say anything keep commenting I love reading every one of them we love the comments I don't read any comments but thanks for leaving the nice thanks for taking a good look ttyl I've never missed Test Kitchen anymore, it sucks.

I want to be with everyone so much, come back, come here and live in my house with me, it will be like the real world Test Kitchen Edition Oh.