Poker Table w/ Bill Burr, Bert Kreischer, Theo Von, Steve Rannazzisi & Jon Reep

Tim's Rotten. If you want to run, oh, I don't want to catch a ten, you can win. cake, okay, oh, you want to kick him out, keep playing, no, wait, that was it for this, okay, we'll take it. Yes, the money is made. Why am I supposed to do it? Yes, because I feel bad for having lost. Okay, with him, man, you gotta get a road manager, you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good, we took some random side mats just to make things interesting and what I didn't understand was something that Steve and Bert they just changed hands at random.

You know, they dealt us both cards and then he decided to change cars. I mean, it was a huge mistake. It's not difficult to ruin your friends at

poker

, especially when there is no one at the

table

. Do you really consider yourself a close friend? Here's the problem. At one point I was receiving those cards. I hope, you know what, let's make it interesting and this is really fun. Let's change cards. There's something about Bert, he just seems to be having fun on a level that wasn't allowed when I was. growing up I had six eights all the time I got six eight six five five six five eight seven eight five six I got that's what I got in every hand and then two aces come up give Susie read that piece of I'm going to take her pocket of aces any day of the week but I already had one like a lot of money no one looks no one looks no one while I was 25 25 best hand no one looks he comes to see the flop and let's bet on the flop okay, I said interesting This is a blind hand, we're not looking at our cards, so let me explain this to you what I'm seeing, okay, two hearts, High King, I see the same thing, no one, it's weird, I see it this way, I just see exactly.

I also see a green felt, are you seeing that? Look, that's the green felt. How would you bet on that flop? We go blind. What are we doing? No, no, they told us that now everyone owes the worst sex. Yes, but there is. Enough women out there, would you rather have an ugly girl who is amazing at sex or a sexy girl who was horrible at sex? I'm also talking like a badass to look like a badass when you have sex with the hot girl when she has sex with you I couldn't stand the weirdness of that dr.

Nose boy, there are two types of boys, boys who like to get naked in public and boys who didn't like it, they all got naked all the time, a hat at a party. I said the guy is funny, yeah, scary, yeah, that's what he looks like. like you're watching a football game, a guy runs across the field, hilarious, walking home alone and a guy, I've got a three, I've got a Paris, I want an election in a pizza box and for 180 people, definitely I was the naked guy you made. that in front of people underwear you have a girlfriend at that time yes she stayed with you she wasn't there I shouldn't see it you had to make it or recycle it I had to show the dye done I had given you a speech before I told you when you ordered it, yes , well, yes, now, but definitely then and I thought, oh, my friend would like to give a speech.

I was like no, I got a, they're like, oh, that would be so funny. I thought it was okay, so they got up. I took out a pizza box. I came out naked and I turned around and on top of the pizza, on top of the pizza box, I hit it perfectly. Wow, the place goes crazy, people jump out of the windows and then we go and then they bring everyone back. in them they do the vote count and I won by a land the guy said you lost he was like women the guys just got the guy I lost feathers Josh young and he said this is it and a guy in the back says no it's a bird oh yeah this made me want pizza suddenly there's something about betting your money that makes you vulnerable just sitting there playing

poker

you're surrounded by guys, cards, food, it's very comfor

table

, poker makes people tell stories and The kids just feel free. talk about whatever, so I guess you can't say what's real and what's not, but that's the great thing about comedy anyway and once you get to that point, you start throwing things out.

I mean, some guys are almost too free. I learned a few things today. I didn't want to know and I hope they take it out, let's go blind yeah idiot okay no wait so let's see it. I know what mine are. I'm looking, I'm playing, so this is just for the pop, let's get it all up no, let's get it rolling, oh, everything, let's get the pot, damn let's get the pot, all my work is meaningless Damn, this works fine here, it's fine for the puck, I had it lined up like there's like no, there's no like no, okay, throw them back, lazy and then we'll play it okay, yeah, here we go, we'll play for roses, very old laughing team, loose it, oh this guy is the coldest, oh cool, this guy ever. a straight ace high nine Jack nine Jack will be good, he's fine, we ruled him out, yeah, come on, I got the 900 and eight to eight, all nine wins so far, wait guys, what do you have ready?

I'm not like a father at all, Jackie, oh. ho ho a couple of dozen this is the network there we go there Oh my there we go where is the camera right there? You see this is what I did. Bill won, yes he won, he won all the money, yes of course he won. I wonder why we could be in the comedy studio and it's his network filming me all the comedy stuff, poker network dude, good job, you know it's not really the building to beat him, but I'd like to see him on these streets Hey, listen, there's a reason we're here,

bill

, we got it, you know what I'm saying, like leaving a premature baby high on these streets.

I'm happy for you, maybe one day you'll have a TV show. I won't do it with a pair. of dozens of some it was pathetic but it made me feel good about myself, you know, I'll call my wife and let her know that I wanted the winners to come home, the winners to come home, honey, have dinner ready, okay, thanks, wait again, hello guys. thanks for watching this is our thing it's all comedy so do us a favor like subscribe share tell your friends at coffee school so we've been drinking a little have a great day.