Podcast #55 - Conspiracy Theories Pt. 3

will be Raja in the future because Raja is so miserable throughout the entire movie like he just sits there and listens to Jasmine complain all the time about her first world problems and he's like, Hi. Excuse the first problems of the post-apocalyptic world I am a tiger in captivity in your house When can I leave? Don't caress me and tell me your problems. That's why I want to know what Raja is. Broch was probably a mix of years and years. about science maybe animal testing is taboo and Jafar's parrot or whatever, yeah, you know, what Aladdin is really about is that animal all night, there are animals that talk in this movie like they have that having advanced animals to the point where they can probably make them and make them talk and make them friendly and not eat you that bird was not friendly he's sneaky he's sneaky i wouldn't say it's devious and shady what he's throwing at mr.

Shane, so how come Roger can't talk and tell Jasmine how much he's going to jump off a bridge if she won't shut up because he didn't get the voice? Also, now in the future they will be able to choose which one you said. manufactures and how you want them is like a 3D printer but animals do it, she wanted a prisoner basically yes, little one, she has a strange complex, okay, she has problems, yes, she does, she doesn't know how to cut her hair or get a hair brush. You look dusty, your hair isn't even that pretty.

I lean on you, the man of doubt, so we can agree. It's a post-punk era. You know you might be right. I think I'm right. Maybe you are right. I think I'm right. Does that mean your fake mustache will be back in style in the future? Yes, eight thousand intense years, approximately eight thousand two hundred years, more or less, there will be geniuses and there will be arranged marriages, there will only be geniuses when they arise. of his lamp, whether ten thousand years or a different number of beers. I think it depends on the genius you get.

Someone is going to make the lamp to put the genie in. Do you have to capture it? I just want to know the logistics of putting a genie in a bottle or a lamp it's a different argument and that's one I'm NOT referring to, which comes first the genie or the lamp the lamp you don't make a lamp with the genie already inside you make the lamp the genie Getting to the point, no, but if the genie is already ten thousand years old and they put him in a lamp for ten thousand years, wouldn't the genie come first?

The lamp came for us, it is an old lamp, of course, the lamps are not the oldest. thing ever Julian is not something that still exists that is like the oldest aliens a lamp why do you have a lamp? it's so old really really not not like a stick that was sharp on the end the lamp is older than any other stick ever, yeah, I feel you, I know. Wow I think the genie comes first and then someone builds a lamp and someone casts a spell on the genie and the new lamp and that's the genie now the genie doesn't have a spell on it. he is that when he is born as a genie when he is here when he appears when he is begotten what he is, I don't know, but when he is created as a genie he knows that that is his cross to bear, he will never be able to carry it I forgot about Rosalie, yes, there you go, there you go I'm fine, how about this?

Although Aladdin and the Little Mermaid are the same, the genie's story is parallel to a real story, except that they live in parallel universes and the genie is never freed or has legs, except for him. He more or less does it, except that he doesn't get to be happy because he still has to help the Latino in the jazz at the end, but Ariel and Ariel's side job is a personal assistant for the filming of the Space Station underwater movies, other shoots now, that's Eric's store, no. she's shameless Oh, you shoot a gun, my God, if she brings coffee to the director underwater, that's what she does in Sebastian and sinks into her little fish slaves, they don't work, they're her pets, no, they're not her pets, she rules. they're fine, she's for them, she makes them do it for her, yeah, Five Guys is a lot of fun, so you're fine, well, yeah, that's good, oh my god, I just like that both of your

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main ones are that Calvin, Hobbes and Fight Club are the same thing and that Aladdin is an apocalyptic Dan from the future and that matters, oh thank you Squarespace for putting up with our voucher, it's crazy, you guys are awesome, check out the media products code Squarespace JJ at checkout. 10% discount on their website, let us know if you like it too.

Please respond in the comments to everything that Berenstein puts out of our mouths today. Berenstein is referring to what no, seriously, why don't you come in? I mean, if you want to answer any of them, that's the one I want to hear. also Oak Island, that's cool, that's really cool, um, but yeah, thank you all for watching, we'll stop performing next week. It's another

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