Podcast #279 - Shark Tank 4

We know where everyone lives. So everything you need to do on Google, we are not Google. we are googles how did you know we are google? I'm not wearing my google t-shirt. I know it's okay. Just download our app. It's okay, just download our app. It's only on Kindle and, come on, but you can't write. turn it on, you just download the app and say "I hate this guy named Kyle, okay, and then they say, okay, write a letter and you write a letter and you send it to us and we take it and put it in another envelope." and we send it to kyle and then kyle gets it and says this was rude i want to say something and then kyle says okay i want to send this to my pen enemy and then we're just making possible connections all over the world it's really beautiful love my job.

Honestly, I'm sure people would use that service, even if it's a joke, it sounds fun and funny. I really don't fully understand how this is different from sending someone a letter like the one you're talking about, as long as we're the middleman, We have information, so why do you need an intermediary to send a letter? Because when you are someone's enemy. many times they will keep their information private, ok so you are violating them by sending them a right letter, yes ok but what do you care? They are your enemies. Who cares if we violate your privacy?

You don't care, oh my god, durian, that's it. well coming from google yeah i guess you know what that was nothing i gotta go oh what happened i gotta go? wow so we have a business pen haters let's do it invested ready thanks for investing pen haters that's me every time I have to vacuum I hate who likes to walk around their house with A giant robot that is sucking up a lot of dirt is boring you have to plug it in a lot and if you don't have to plug it in you have to carry it dogs generally don't like it wouldn't you rather just walk around your house and have it magically clean?

Well now you can with Suck Foot, the world's first miniature vacuum cleaners that are completely enclosed in the design of a normal shoe, they are equipped to suck up dirt and dust and your foot can cover an entire space, no matter how big the size. of your foot, in every step. suck all the dirt with a sock that was called suck feet suck feet I said footstock is suck feet suck feet s-u-c-f-e-t wait s-s-u-c f-33t suck feet is our same username in ao gamertag we are the same on xbox live and aim suck feet, oh OMG so it's great, all you have to do is take a walk around your house and then it will be clean, it's also completely silent and you don't have to plug them in, no batteries needed, it's really not the worst thing I've ever heard in my life it's the idea of ​​cleaning while you walk, thank you, but I feel like people have done it with quicker type things on your boots, feet or socks, so that's it, but better, that's great.

It's not waterproof, although that's fine, but Julia, don't go near the water, you'll electrocute your whole body. What's happening? That sounds like a safety hazard. So in a vacuum cleaner there is usually like a compartment or a bag where dirt and dust go well. Yes, yes, where is he going? It expels dirt behind you, so don't walk behind someone wearing socks. It basically just spreads dirt elsewhere, but it looks very clean in front of you when you use it, and it actually does that too. clean yes you could say yes you could also say no but that wouldn't be welcome in this room sucks feet we might need some work but I'll invest in sexy I'm making a lot of money today.

Okay, how many times have you been to a meal in public or at a friend's house where they are eating something you just wanted to try? Maybe you don't want a full meal, yeah, you just want to taste, yeah, and then you're grossed out. He offers you a bite with his spoon and you say no, that's disgusting because it's disgusting, why would you eat from his spoon? disgusting, you slap your friend, you get into a fight about it, they didn't slap you physically, no, I mean, that's rude, you would, you would slap him verbally. a bit of a verbal slap, okay, where are we going?

But you can still have a bite of their food because you reach for your wallet and, oh, what's neatly folded into the spoon of your wallet turns into a square rectangle the size of a credit star credit card, uh, but when You unfold it, it becomes a spoon even though it's completely flat and you just take it out, take a bite of your sloppy coffee and then wipe it on your shirt and put it back in your wallet, don't they make products like? that, like small travel spoons and forks, are not disposable, although you reuse them and they cannot get wet, why will they rust instantly, will rust very quickly, won't it get wet like if a

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got into your mouth?

That's what she says. I'm not investing I don't like you as a person that's fair that's fair I understand well move to roller coaster insurance julian that's it wait what is that I'm going to walk through theme parks and offer people insurance for the roller coasters that are around point of getting on the roller coaster for the person, well, I'm protecting the people, okay, I take their money up front and tell them if something happens on this roller coaster, I'll be there to help them, they get on. the roller coaster and you leave the city you're so far no, I'm julian, it's a scam, you just watch them spin and they might as well be on a different planet, friend, because you're not out of there, why not, because that's criminal , you can't just take money from people and offer them a service that doesn't exist, I think I can no, you're not a lawyer, you're not a lawyer either, okay, then no.

No, how many times have you been on a date? Not many, it was rhetorical and while you're on a date there's a person at the same restaurant or place who's really pretty or doing something desirable or just in general. you know they're a catch and then you look back at your date and say damn i wish i could be with that well we have a service that basically does the opposite we introduce the dating dummy we're a paid actor service so people blocking your date location and doing something really bad so you can look good in comparison, oh my goodness currently supported actions include yelling at service workers, talking loudly in small spaces, public intoxication, and pooping on the floor like a dog, in no time your date will think well of at least they are not that guy sounds like a joke television show there are no cameras yes, you say it yet no, no, I didn't say it, did you know that the word is not spelled d-i-d-n I didn't know that?

I didn't do it yes I did it I did it feels good to say like this I didn't I didn't I didn't and kai can i is spelled k-a-i okay so yes or no in this is a bad idea, right? I'll be back uh we're being bullied in beta testing oh like that's the worst but I'm not 100 sure how your actors can poop on the floor like a dog and not face the consequences yeah you can't just say oh , he is. one of our actors I'm sorry, he pooped in your restaurant well, we can and we have julian, I understand, I understand your doubts, it's okay, rice cubes are like ice cubes made with rice, it doesn't matter, I just wrote that, It's just a word, how many times.

Are you in a public place and you look around the corner and see a security camera and your first thought is damn, I wish I could see through that camera because I look good today? Well, now you can enter security polaroids, all you need to do. Every time you see a security camera, hold a QR code on your phone and the camera will transform into a polaroid and show you a beautiful image that you can use on your Instagram or Instagram stories which are not supported by Facebook at the moment, has the technology to transform a security camera into a polaroid camera well, it's funny that one of our engineers doesn't speak english, but what we think he's saying is that every security camera in the world already has the hardware necessary to print one polaroid photo.

We just have to hack with our QR code and provide them so that you are hacking, did I say hacking? I meant integrate, we are integrating with other people's inventions and intellectual property. Yes, again, he doesn't speak English. I wish I understood it. what i was saying are you the same person that sells roller coaster insurance why are you looking for a roller coaster no no no i just ran off i imagine someone gets denied

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and only goes full sprints no how about full sprints on what I would do? that I would do that too that's how I would do Shark Tank, that's how you do Shark Tank, I agree, I just run between their chairs, you go, hello sharks, you throw your product at them and then you run, yeah, well I have a couple more. but I think most of the ones I have here on paper will be developed in the coming months and years and by the next episode of Shark Tank on the

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I'll have them nice and ready.

This is my favorite. It really sounds good. it makes me laugh I'm selfish I like to laugh and this makes me laugh well well I like to make you laugh I hope you enjoyed my releases and I hope to hear from you professionally soon socks come here from you I really liked your products oh she, I really liked yours products um, I think foot sucking is a good idea, we just have to find a way to not throw dirt all over the room, yeah, I think it's a little design flaw, but we'll get there. there yes or no, okay, I have many inventions and ideas, great, thanks for joining me, you're welcome, thank you all for listening to our

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, we'll be back next week with another podcast, it's grandma's birthday.

Are you excited, but to all the dads, happy father's day, I think tomorrow or yesterday is father's day for you anyway, thank you all so much, fun times and I'll see you on the next episode of Jen's podcast and Jillian, thank you? you for listening to us we love you guys