Photos That PROVE Your Life Is A LIE

Hello friends with me, today we are going to expose things that you thought you knew and loved before our lies. Okay, not everything, not even close to everything, but some things like big lighters. You know, big lighters, when you're too afraid to have

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fingernails so close. the flame, the baby lighters, to me, it's literally a little bit lighter on the inside, it just fits like a bug on a rug, except it has a big long casing, you know, like the hot dog, but the dog is too small, you pay 399 for the large one and then it's like 99 cents for the small one, so you pay a lot of extra money to be safer, okay that makes a lot of sense, actually I was always so terrified of using the small lighters as if always I would have thought I would burn.

You won't be the only one, that's how they start, that's how Eminem started, they're like a long line, oh and then I'm 20 19 years old, I'm gay and I'm exposed to what really are cylindrical chocolates, some people get them in their package. chocolate candy next, is this a jackpot or a bad omen? You see this and you vomit. I feel like it's just skittles now, but this has happened so many times with cereal candy, sometimes things don't work properly and you get this abomination. Part of me thinks it's cool, part of me thinks what the heck desecrating my bowl of M&Ms is gone.

I don't know how to feel about it. Celebrities are followed by their personal assistants who constantly correct the stars by showing them where to go. stand up and what to say for the sake of perfection, okay, this is legit, when you go to the red carpet you always have to have

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publicist or a person to walk with you and that's what the public doesn't see, they never see it I've seen. They hide like that, but they usually have them behind them, like everyone else, but they have to be out of range, like you never see them, but they're always with someone, so this was legit when I was a kid.

I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem. Yeah, I didn't know this was a thing among all kids since quicksand seemed like such a big deal that I remember specifically Googling what happens if you get stuck in quicksand as if it were a Common Cause of Deaths and Disappearances , or so I thought when I was a child. I thought it would happen at the beach too, when the sand would get too wet and then the water would continue to soak in and cause actual quicksand. so I was very careful on the beach. I can tell all the other generations that we are not going to be okay.

Quicksand is not even a major cause of death anymore. I don't even think they ever were, but I'm so glad it's been over ten now. I would pet him, so this creature is all wombat. I thought they were this big, you know, like a prairie dog or something. No, this guy, he thinks he's the thickest in the entire animal kingdom. Oh my God, this is Hugh, he's like a squirrel. I'm shaking so fascinated through a wombat you say oh my god where is the sun? Where can I get it? No, really, this looks like someone merged a guinea pig, a hamster, a pig, a donkey all together, such a strange looking animal, I hope you won't be offended if you have it. a pack of wombat, I'm not trying to roast it, but it's a very peculiar looking animal, okay, this is something I don't understand being a youtuber and all I need is a lot of memory cards, so every time I go buy one new memory card, See all types of memory cards.

I wonder why they are so much more expensive than these. You know, the ones with the micro SD that sits on top, although they are much cheaper than the one that is integrated. I don't understand that they are basically the same when you open a normal one, it has a damn micro SD in it, but those cost more than the ones with the micro SD on top, yeah, I'm not an expert. It doesn't rust me, but this is what it looks like on the inside, you drink a nice Arizona iced tea, a hundred comes off, it's not really Arizona iced tea, what is this Shaka's ona?

There was an iced tea from Shack Arizona and then there were. Of course, we don't want to do this anymore, so we're going to cover this bad boy with our classic look. What we did in too many shakka areas, we have to change it again. Froot Loops all taste exactly the same, you know that. I think about it, it's like Lucky Charms, all the marshmallows taste just like Froot Loops. How could you? I thought it was like strawberry, lemon, orange, green apple, you know your mind tricks you into thinking that a certain flavor tastes like when everything tastes like sugar and multigrain hey I guess I'm not supposed to do that so apparently it was really windy while they were forming the icicles or this house is upside down like I shouldn't do that in the icicles.

You just got both heads perfectly vertical I thought about that rhyme for a second, did you ever say something and it sounded better in your head and then you think of I'm like not all the things I thought should be said, you don't know anything to see here. just the normal fire alarm, but what's actually inside a fire alarm is its secret sensor that alerts the police and the fire department no, it's literally just a switch, just a normal switch, nothing special, it's like me I would have turned off the light switch and then you have this. a big fancy casing around it making an epic when you pull down when there's a fire you know it not for no reason don't do it for no reason you'll get in trouble oh man how many times in high school in high school did I walk Past that bad boy, it was like he was the only one in the hallway.

I'm like mm, you know, I can't, there's no one here, I wanted to, I never did it, I thought about it a lot, but I didn't do it, right? Catch me at my 10-year reunion to find out. It's a joke. I did it. Have you ever seen those colored dice inside? A normal dice. What does someone like to throw in the recycling bin? and they're like, "Oh, wait." We have a whole dedicated team looking for recycling bins for all used dice and we will reuse them to make new dice. Colored dice. It's just a damn given, but I want to make it look like we have a fully worked out plan. tactical team doing this why couldn't you just make one from scratch?

Well, you have to pull like a black, your white and then cover it like you're wearing a polka dot suit or something. Everything happens for a reason and I'm trying to figure out why this happens, you feel like it doesn't make sense to me, it's recycling for sure because look at this, we have underwear from The Loom and wow, Cooper made my underwear a little too hard and it tore and behold, Joe Boxer, okay? I need answers who is Joe Boxer who is Joe boxer fruit of the Loom do you have some answers for me or not this is not what I specifically asked for man.

I also feel lied to and cheated on. I thought I was going to get some fruit of the Loom, but we got it. Joe Boxer, on the other hand, someone used them dirty and recycled them and now here I am wearing someone's underwear. I'm just kidding, guys are probably holding on and probably just like to recycle the waistband or maybe it was like a printing error. I don't know, it's like toilet paper was made from recycled ingredients that were in all the work materials. You know, the ingredients work to look in the trash. You know what's fun in Kingdom Hearts.

This is exactly what you do in the game. Do you have a friend. ratatouille I know his name is Imrat Chewie, he owns a very fancy restaurant but he has no food so he needs you to go get him some food and bring it to him so he can cook you these extremely fancy dishes so you can stop by for food for take people through the junk food that people have left on the sidewalk and if you look through it, you get ingredients like filet mignon, truffles, lobster, all these fancy things and then you give them that food that makes you like Dancy, celebrate with that, we love to recycle, but some people take it too far imagine going to that restaurant mmm the salmon is delicious where it comes from you know what I got it from someone's lunchbox okay this is a little silly but here we have this bag of potato chips sweet potato chips but like blown up to show texture and detail man okay who cares and then they have another one they came out with another one they're fine look at the lid of the bag of chips it has enough nutty texture, texture it more and they made it. more texture, what is it, do they look like this or do they look like this or did you have to change the whole formula to make them look more textured and in turn you can also update the cover to make it look more textured, okay next pick Oh, I've already seen it.

This before we don't have time to pave this whole road, so we'll buy some brick mats and just lay them down and hope no one notices, but someone already took a picture and now the secret is out. Not everything is what it seems. Like I thought I was stepping on some hand laid artisanal bricks, no they didn't even like cementing them or anything, this just placed those bad boys like they were out there, I don't know if this is efficient or lazy. Comment below politely. for both of them this gives me chills every time it says shark crocodile so when you see them you just see the heads in the water but what do they look like underwater?

People walk in this hole that they're supposed to swim in. very quick to make me feel blessed I don't live in Florida like here we walk outside we have quail they are cute they don't hurt anyone Florida you walked outside you have a crocodile and snakes have snakes no wonder there is no state tax it's peanuts that grow in the ground I mean they had to have come from somewhere. I just didn't think it was the earth. Honestly, I didn't know where they came from, but all I have to say is a nice, cool story, bro.

Now we know we once wondered what the real use of this was: it stopped the straws from rising and kept them in place. Yeah, after I realized this, I thought so, because sometimes when I put my straw in a soda, it just comes out. You do that for a drink, you stop and then I pass him and it's like I've got him, try to escape now, wait, I've never thought about this, so like a football field, it's destiny, it's like if they put it on top of a blanket. the dirt floor and then just smooth it out why this football field looks like a pug, but anyway that's all for today.

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