Pete Davidson & Machine Gun Kelly Take a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair

Pete, yes, Coulson, I met here today to

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. I thought it was cool, one of you will be hooked up to the

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while the other interviews and then we'll switch calls, so who wants to be in the hot seat first? Of course, yes, there are a lot of those weird ones. I know you and you know me. Alright. Brilliant. Your name is Colson Baker. Yes, is your name Machine Gun Kelly? Yes, are you nervous? Yes, are you worried about incriminating yourself during this interview? absolutely there is uh is there anything you would like to admit before we start oh great do you think he could be a good rapper? oh my god no, if you gave me a beat right now you think I could freeze yeah, yeah, you are, you are You're a better rapper than an actor.

Yes, do you think I'm a better comedian than an actor? Not to lie, but I think you're great at both. Did you say that's true? I don't think it's nice. He's telling the truth Oh, yo, they trying to break up, trying to break us up man trying to break us up, you're not going to break us up, have you ever fake laughed at one of my jokes? No, no, that's true. This man is funnier than? Yo, who is that, Larry the Cable Guy? Oh, he has a catchphrase, he should be an oval right next to that, you know, yeah.

Do you watch SNL every week? I watched Pete Sparks from SNL every week. Am I the funniest cast member? Yeah, that's a not sure uh yeah, it's inan, so do you think he's key? Kenan Thompson is funnier than me. Actually, it's the next question. No, yeah, he's fine, let's do it right. Do you think he's the Thompson? He is funny without bail. We all think Kenan is funnier than Yo, yeah he's okay, Kenan Spider, that's cool, I'm okay with admitting that you know what the term BDE means? Oh, it's a question, yeah, man. You should have seen a preview of these.

I obviously have a small eye created? Do you think I have more BDE than? not this guy, no, that's a cool guy, yeah, it's too cold, no, I'm okay with that, what's up with this woman, the shia, most beautiful, dude, hell yeah, that's

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, you gotta show me that people are going to like it, that could go in another direction, they are obvious, does he know you? Do you know that you have ever lied to me? No, I know, I'm not going to ask what's wrong, what's wrong? Do you smoke marijuana? It's a stupid question. What are we doing?

Yeah, you think you smoke more marijuana than me? I can see it's the same, yes, have we? Have you ever done anything together that could be considered illegal? Have you ever seen me naked? No, that's true. Everyone asked me. You are very close. I once appeared in one of his dreams. Jesus Christ oh my god no but did you ever think you could live with me yes you are playing Tommy Lee in the Motley Crue biopic right yes I am did you prepare for this role? Yes, I do. Did you have other names before Machine Gun Kelly?

Yes I did Pete, have you ever thought about SuperSoaker Kelly? No but. I saw a sign at Home Depot that was next to a glue gun and it said Stanley Kelly Glue Gun. As for the next thing, you know there's another one who wrote this is pretty clever, but what about Carlson 45 like Colt 45? I guess you're on Bird Box on Netflix, right, I'm there for five seconds, man, do you think you'd survive me in a post-apocalyptic world for some reason? I don't know, no, I don't think I would, man. I think you're ugly, yeah you know that, and some people like to win the game and you're like, come on man, yeah, you always do, yeah, that's true, yeah, so your dad's right, but I just like to say He is a great father, thank you. you, that's one, yeah, he's a great dad, big, big bad, me, my daughter and Pete actually went on a road trip, yeah, and we spent krispies together, it was beautiful, they don't write about it, yeah , in fact, yes, in this news, yes, you do, yes.

Great, a press conference with Al Gore the other day, no one gave up, I guarantee Balenciaga everyone went crazy, there's no point in this world, do you think I'm doing it right, dad, yeah, hell yeah? You have to check it. Will you ever let me

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care of you? Daughter absolutely yes, will you wrap the big job? Well, you did a great job on the road trip. Yeah, you got some ice cream and we crushed it. That's why we killed him. Will you be wrapping at 73? Probably we, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I'll still wrap myself like a yeah, I wrap myself like it's in my blood, you know, enable, like that, you know, yeah, we don't want to be like some guys, yeah, just like I outstay our welcome.

I'm doing it, I finished on Tuesday. Tomorrow at 55 I'm done, yeah, no more stand-up after that, anytime during this interview, don't we get it? I kept it 100 that's the truth yeah right please tell me I can do this easily they don't We don't care about you and me two more here next week it's your night Pete Davidson yeah Peter but yeah , I liked chicken nugget pot the other day, yes I know you're famous, yes you are, you're the nerd that was on TV. Yeah, I thought, so I'm just taking elves left and right, dog, are you ready to make this real life tiger?

Yes, you feel nervous at all. I don't have a question man it's just a picture of you mmm yeah okay join hands. Yes, there is a good night, is this a photo of you? No, that's even McGregor in Trainspotting. Have people ever missed a key for someone else? Yes, they do it all the time. Yes, I understand Steve-o. Jon Cryer and John cry. Yes, he is still and that boy is shameless. Let Ethan go out, go out, ski, the kid who can't get himself together, yes, this man is your best friend, yes, but you were my best friend too.

I have two best friends, that's 100. He likes him thin. I'll send your best friend. Yes, I will say that Slim is not the best. Do you trust him with your life? Mulaney, yes, a hundred, why is it because he has proven himself trustworthy? Okay, yeah, do you think we'll be friends forever? You absolutely understand the truth, that is true. It's true you had dinner with Kanye, yeah, Kid Cudi, yeah, yeah, what did you eat? A lot of delicious things that I don't know the name of, why didn't they invite me? I don't know because he was with you and time before, yes, but there are three people invited who paid.

I made 100, yes that's right, who ordered the most expensive dish? Kanye kept the order the whole time and he didn't know he was coming and I already like leaving my car. pay because I thought it was just me and Cuddy and then superficially I showed up and then I showed up like, oh, and then I had a book, two more gigs in Ohio, this question is for me this year, is he a dessert guy, what kind of the food is an order of the and all because I can and then we all have a bite maybe because you know, okay, yeah, boy, would you say this man is prettier than me?

No, not even close, yes, you have a favorite song. Mía has many favorite songs, it changes all the time, but currently it is one that is not published and it is called rollin. No, could you wrap me up a little? Yes, absolutely, oh my god, oh yes, mmm, that's all I want. In fact, have you ever pretended? I like one of my songs, not my first one, but there are songs that I liked and there are 100 of them. Do you think I could try to stand up successfully? Yes, absolutely, so that's really frustrating. I think I could.

I think you can make yourself pretty. well on that real quick, that's true, yes, in fact, I've done stand-up twice with Pete, yes, you're very charismatic, yes, I had a two minute set and I graduated to about five minutes, yes, absolutely , do you think you're going to get up, yeah, but it's not that good, so it's true, it's true, you said it's true, yeah, I don't know, I think I'm not good, there are many people who are better than me. I can name 10 in my head, do you think you are good and accurate, yes I know I am good because I play myself in this movie.

I'm out, but like other things, I don't think it's not good and I think people just like my face or hate it. so it works either way, you know, I mean, yeah, better than me, no, I'm not a better actor, you could play characters and stuff, I can only play myself, fake, though, do you think that, oh yeah , you think you're softer when it comes to flirting, yes, absolutely, 180, yes, okay, absolutely, and Anderson, but don't you? You're a prettier guy than me, but I better talk, okay, yeah, and I also like that you look tougher and that you're really sweet and stuff, you're always like people like oh my god, he's actually really sweet. , you know, instead of like, you know, I could just, yeah, yeah, we're a good business for anyone you know, I mean, that guy's really really sweet, yeah, you are.

Better when it comes to yes, are you afraid of going to jail? no, yes we use a rose, yes, do you think your tattoos are better than mine?, no, I have some task that you don't like, yes, I'm not sure, but I'm sure there's one who could figure out what it's like that no one can be a liar. I don't love every city like, oh, I have mine, have one, write these questions. Do overs, I know if they're trying to break us up, man, I'm sorry, man. I know they try to break us, try to ruin your fun.

Have you ever used your fame to get free stuff? Hell yeah, that's the celebrity dog's goal. Oh yeah, are you a better person now that you're rich? Yes, 100% much better, yes, that's right. Pretty shit I was poor, yeah I was shit at housekeeping before, yeah those angry ones, yeah I'm still shit, but I like it rich now, you're good, is there any sketch on SNL you wish you'd been in? I had to write a sketch that I was in, do you know what it would be? No, I'd love to do one, but I don't know, a rap song would be preferable, but also a live sketch would be pretty fun anytime. during this interview you lied and we didn't catch a cappella no Thanks as long as you wanted that is the fifth pound of the interview