People Without Children Have NO IDEA What It's Like! | Michael McIntyre

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who do not have children do they think they know don't they think they know little couples? You know, oh, I would. I would love to start a family with you one day. Would be wonderful. You are a very good father. I think you would have an amazing time. We said wouldn't it be so cute to have little versions of you and me running around. you have a family and you think you know

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how difficult things will become and in your life things that you don't even consider are things will become almost impossible but you have to do it .

I'm talking about things like leaving the house, for example, some people without children leave the house, should we leave the house? This is how I loop a house almost every day. Lukas Oscar says we're late, why not? You down, put your shoes on, I'll go get your shoes, where did you see them? My feet are gone, put on your shoes, come here, come here, arms up, arms up, arms in arms in arms, arms up, arms in, that's my wife. she's so tired she we better go because honey, it's funny, but Lucas's shoes in your hands I found your shoes, honey, you put on the - we're late, put your coat on people without children, you know, you have your zippers up.

I've seen that, how long? you have in your lives how you focus on it, this fan, you just put it there, your Nestle, then you pause to think about your free life and then you just slide up, don't you? I can't miss it, my three. -years will never come down to leave the house is that we have to bluff we have to pretend that we are relieving without him it is the only way it will work we have to all go bye or see that we all go then We all have my other son lumps in the yard 6, we leave him and he'll stay here, say bye, we're not really leaving, we're pretending to leave, okay, say bye bye dad, bye, Ozzy, bye, but he doesn't care.

He just comes back and explains to her that we're not really leaving honey, we love you, it's okay, I'll buy you something if you come, you'll come if I buy you something, do this, we're lying, we're saying goodbye. goodbye to him then my wife says let's go find him like, no, I've had him, non-stop, I can't go through this every time we leave the house, he's crazy, okay, I say, I said, we call his bluff, I think Yeah. to learn a lesson, okay, let's go to Corfu, let's have a good holiday, I have no idea what new people are like without children, you have no idea about driving, you are going to drive, you are driving cars, don't shoot, you drive, which one is the biggest drama you have to put on?

Upstairs, it's a little cold, that's the new Carlucci, we should go there, we could go any night, well what is this song, I love this one, free, I pet my kids inside the car, I woke up, what will it cut blood supply? then I give it two bits we try to behave normally what is this song is it the wheels of the bus Nuka Lucio is there we will never go there look at it my children in the rearview mirror to see that they are safe we ​​go in eight o'clock mode Well, look, just tilt it to check.

It's okay, because you know you're taking care of them. Neither of them were there. He rolls down the windows and has his head in the pit outside the window. The times their lives reached the highway 80 miles. an hour to stick my head out the window my wife a couple without children is driving in the park ah look at the children I would love to start a family one day sleeping sleeping at night without children most nights in good night honey, good night, good night sometimes you go sleep well and everyone leaves, I'm going to cookies, how arrogant, good boy, honey, good night, it's been a long time since my wife and I said good night to each other, okay, no, just go, good luck, sometimes they just wake up wanting to wake up in them another night.

I'm asleep, it's like you look at yourself in the morning. I wait, you know, and sometimes you just don't notice, but sometimes you half-open your eyes, I think it's half of me, my son is in my face in the morning. What do you want? I want to go to school. I have my shoes on. I chose my jacket. Where is Aziz at the front door?