Paul O'Grady on Loose Women (full appearance) - 14th October 2010 (wide) HQ

Paul, I'm eating cornflakes out of a plastic container. I just said that at least in prison you have a suitable container. I mean, look at this and drag them to the sheet and tape it to the floor and put it on top. the phone yes, I'll tell you about the trip I've had getting here today I realized, I realized that I was learning to indicate London when they drive, honestly, there is no idea that they take off where they sit, oh, they. Don't bring me the windows, the white van, the man has nothing on me, well listen, I don't know what someone was having for breakfast and then when Stella said she had a part-time job, I thought she meant telling the old man that No.

I don't know she was doing this, so what do you think of her now? She is the relaxed woman or she has always been a relaxed woman. She has tendencies. What parts of the body are we talking about? We have Tana Lady on that stool. leave it there while your reputation is intact enjoy your breakfast

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thank you it's a pleasure to see you today okay first today yes

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I'm not lying, am I reiterating how much we are giving away? Well, today case, we're giving away £15,000 whoa, can't wait for it to come out yes, did you hear that the man became Britain's most loved entertainer on his hilarious adventures paul o'

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's here oh no, it's done drinking is not a good omen, you have gin that I don't know what's in it, it tastes like bleach, I just received cinnamon, I'm looking forward to it not being long, Paul, thank you, okay, Richard and Judy, this morning and I just turned 60. and you know what he said. on the couch to talk to me, the newspaper is that old, how are you?

I'm very good. Are you enjoying this? oh yes I love it oh god we love you this is a little part time job isn't that what you were saying? I thought she was in line and that's how she was somewhere in the old days. I love the amount of viagra because you know, the sale, I buy it, now I buy it in the supermarkets, oh no, can you imagine waiting at the checkouts while she chats a price jacket what about my friends, the guys with the ones I go out? Oh, they need Lou. It's never my life and that's just putting them in the taxi.

You're back with us because you finally finished it, the second volume, oh, it's. it never ends it's like the lord of the rings make one you know and since it's going to I don't know I'm going to break another one now and that's it you're on to the next one I know you signed this uh the devil leaves and it's funny because he says uh well read this and us because the next one is going to take you to the hospital I know things viewers I know things that she has been things to tell you the same places tell me why his name is the devil rides because my mom when I was a teenager, you know, I went clubbing because I used to go out clubbing seven nights a week, if I didn't go clubbing seven nights a week I was a total failure, come stay on Saturday nights. be like a palace and that's why everyone knew me, as you already know, and the crazy people remember the blue denim and the leather bomber jackets and the penny round neck that reeked of aquamander.

My mother used to be talking on the phone with my aunt and she picked up a long shoe. the devil rides is the least satanic when I was 17 because it was Dennis Wheatley, he did all that black magic stuff, I'll tell you all that stuff that's hard to read, any of that house, you can, yeah, so you have to read. It's on the shed slide and there's nothing in it, nothing at all read in his book, I mean, ladies, are you ready for this? At age 18, he was so terrified of ghosts and demons at night that he climbed into bed with his mother and What did he call you?

Oh man, nothing repeatable. Yes, I went to see the exorcist and I was terrified. I can't see it to this day. He came out and said John's ambulance was there and I told him to give us a tablet and he said what kind. of tablets bothers me just give us a tablet and I ended up going home and I ran up the hill and I went into the backyard, you know, through the back door and the house in home tone, no, I was, I got naked after I had gotten I was bad and I stood there and I thought there was something in this room and I liked it because my mother is unconscious, she is in the valley and she is flying there and I jumped in the following accidents and then the great prince gene played in the library, store boots, what are you? doing something stupid big sister sleeping with your mother the dad said you can't go see this movie it's pornographic I said it's not pornographic I said it is I won't say what she said she was doing in the middle I read the reservation, yeah, It's an unusual place to worship, well, you agreed to stay with us for the rest of the program.

Now we're going to take a short break, but stay with us because Paul O'

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in life. I know when you sat down to write this book it was meant to be the conclusion to your book and it ended up covering only the years between 18 and 25. But I did a lot of things in those few years you mentioned, and none of it was really terrible. In show business, none of the kids that fascinated me was the fact that you were, you were a carer for pretty poor people, no, no, you went from job to job, job to job, like your butterfly, but sometimes you lived with people, no.

You, I don't know, ma'am, seriously, I've been providing respite care, not one of Stella's boyfriends about to clean the taxi, after what is that, a bit of a bath, although you better know the clock Jeffy, no, me, you know. I remember there was a lovely lady in a Swiss cabin and her husband had dementia and she badly needed a break so she didn't want a break but she went away for three weeks and I went in and lived on 24 hours a day, seven days a week. week with this very aggressive old man who thought I had a dog that I didn't have and he used to sit there and they said God dug up the house so at seven in the morning I'm saying get up in the garden for an imaginary dog ​​to come out .

I thought he was going to come around from time to time because he used to get up at night and tear up the house. Yes, I actually like it. I said I don't understand. in bed with him, not in these places, no way, so they put a folding bed next to his bed, so I was under him and I stayed there and I was very tired and I was there all night. I'm dreaming about washing and I looked up and he straddled the beds you haven't even taken me to Stanley's picture like he's weighing me down hey have you cut your mouth?

No, but he didn't have a mouth, but. that was part and parcel of the job, but I have to say I did it. I worked with many people in the family who were going through bad luck. I can't think of anything more wonderful than having you take care of me, but the kids were the real deal. of the children it was a pleasure to grow up some of these children you know about the children I always add mosquito nets and scabies you know I would go to Camden High Street with a plan

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of washing and five children would come pulling out the black cap all the queens are saying oh and I thought that real life is mixing here with lily's life you know they didn't think anything of seeing me with this Washington bag I'm reading the book you know why I was on TV having a Oh, I know you're not going to be able to and I thought, oh God Have you been through all this?

Because I know, but you did it of your own free will. She loved taking care of these children with special needs. I haven't always done it. Take care of them, who else? Well, they were all separated and thrown into care. You know, nobody cared about them. There were a lot of families you went to. They didn't know how to play. They had never been to the cinema. They had never acted. Whatever they had, no one bought them new clothes, but you were bored, they kicked you out of a movie theater, would you, oh Camden Town, I took six kids to see Snow Whitener, the Seven Dwarfs, now these dysfunctional kids don't They cover it, so we They're all sitting there and I'm very interested, but I love it.

I just want to talk to the kids because I really wanted to see them, so I'm sitting there. I'm bored because the queen is not here. I said dwarves come out. mine high, oh, and as they crossed the screen, I saw this little figure emulating what was happening, but making extremely rude gestures towards the audience, oh no, the next thing we do is bring you and your breeding house down with the torch, and when we got to the camp, everyone scattered and I was left in the middle of the street screaming, I have to go to the pet store, relax, talk to Snow White at Christmas, you'll bring Lily back, won't you?

We haven't seen her. she for a while I'm yes, I'm doing um I don't know I had that crazy attack they must have put me in a good mood I can't believe you're doing lily again I was in panto for a week this year at Wimbledon as Jeannie del Lamb oh, that's with Pablo, I made a panda, she was the week before and it was hilarious and I thought I would really enjoy it. I've enjoyed the camaraderie, you know how it is, you know how it is. Southampton but we were going to make one together we were going to make a nail spray.

I know. Will I make a hot beer spray for clay? And I'm warming up Southampton for you with younger girls. How fabulous. I'll leave a little note for you, yes, I will leave you at some point, are you looking forward to it? No? I'm really looking. I opened Alesbury the other night, actually, and uh, yeah, I'm just doing what's nice to be involved with when they close. cinemas now I know, but this one comes out and you laid the stone, yeah I cut the tape and you're in Southampton, yeah we were supposed to be together and I thought, oh I can't do it, how many weeks are you doing four feet?

Oh, and it's only eight shows a week. Well, supposedly I looked at the calendar and thought I was gone. I don't remember signing up for this trip. Will the grandchildren come to see you? Well, she is a very little girl. but she'll be almost four years old, so yeah, what is she going to think of her grandfather dressed like an old Chinese man? How did she do with Sharon? Um reading the book. I was just told that you should apologize for that language, so sometimes I don't. I know I didn't hear it, I never swore, don't start with me, I've said the words, I'm like the trees are bold, yeah, but when did Sharon feel reading the book?

Because you are really honest about your reaction. fatherhood well wasn't that it was a lovely thing I was 17 18 I was a child you know and it was I was writing about the 70's this was all it was a long time ago and she always told me that she completely understood because especially I was a picture very big I was 17, you know, I mean, I wasn't, I wasn't particular, I was airy, you know, I get up in the morning, I mean, we'll be down there. I stared at the t like a cauldron and then I never did again.

You know there weren't enough hours in the day for me when I was that age and just the thought of having a baby and the responsibility of having a baby when I was making seven pounds a week you know, you just think it was impossible, it was just a situation. impossible she really didn't want to be and now it's a different story of course now you have a great relationship oh she's a sweetheart. I love it, you know, I'm the kids and I see them all the time. I'm very happy, but at 17. If you told me at 17, look, I would be in hiding for a few years, but at that age, I'm a mother.

If my mother was in hospital, my father had just died, she had had a bad time, there was still no one to turn to because we didn't have the facilities that you have now, you know, with social services. The citizens advised me to order from a lady working in a bakery in Haswell the other day, take a sip of a knife and say oh oh no, it's all here and I can't wait to read about the silly years, oh the cell phone, yes, it is. The devil leaves and as always it has been our total pleasure.