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There are some really sad parts in there, yes, and all the deaths, oh I know, but what got me was the regret that you, your mother, had never seen you, you triumphed, I don't know why it made me sad. Mother, Yeah, you know, because she didn't even know about Lily, was she okay? How could she have come home and said mother? She dressed me up like a prostitute and walked around because she would have a stroke. You know, really, yes, she won't, so I kept it, I told her that she was in case of laughter, I'm not far from the truth, is it really?

Yeah, I never told her and she died right before I got there. She was making the bill and just before going in to film the bill. She was playing an old prostitute in Roxanne again, yeah, and since she died right before her, she never saw her, so I never got to tell her, which is a shame because now you know I'd love to, it should be more than 102, Now I could. I can't imagine, mother, what she would be like at 100, so she was already pretty bad at 60. Yeah, it was all about doing well, you know, so I think she probably should have felt pretty proud once you got over the shock. initial.

Yes, and she came out on one knee, she had probably gotten used to this. You know our youngest, yes, Ellie Savage and Lily are

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in panto again this year in Aladdin at the O2. That's now. Is he a nice panda bear? It's one of those naughty ones no, you know they're black, Mother Goose, lesbian, go with Cinderella, well, now it's, I'm, I'm all for you, you know, the story is moving, you're there for the reason to tell the story and it's the story of Aladdin and I'm the widow, the mother of Aladdin, yes, but instead of the traditional hello boys and girls, yes, I'm playing that art because that tells about a single mother who has been abandoned in Beijing to take a long dress, you know what I mean.

It's going to be hard, yeah, so she's tough, my weirdo is funky, it's hard enough with Arthur Gold, well no, it's for kids, so you have the

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opening to your book with the Panto people

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in your flag, well I'm a big believer, you do two shows a day where it's really hard, so afterwards you know you go out and have a bit of fun, go to the pobby, go to a club or go to a business lunch or whatever whatever, and my The floors because it was around the corner from the theater became pasty.

Central, so you know what. Crash on the floor, so I always add the actors who played the dwarves sleeping all over the place. You wake up. Nobody would be seven dwarfs. I know. I'm laying in bed without a good session tonight, around two in the morning, laying in bed and I feel the duvet go so I lean over my bad knee, it's silly, that's a stitch and I said calmly enough what you want, okay, so I wonder if you want a little bit about how your father is I thought well 12. and I'm trying to open the bathroom door and finally we push it between us I put my ad and I said it's not Snow White, it's Prince Charming, the names of the actors.

He said well do it in the bathroom or on the balcony it doesn't bother me yes and he did it because in the morning the woman downstairs said your boss is overflowing in the morning now listen I love it For the love of dogs I don't think I can handle a series enough It's an emotional rollercoaster well, it bothers me I'll be honest with you I mean, yes I'm in bed, yes, it's coming back, it's back for Christmas, I'm there now, no, yes, but let us tell you this is Staffing of three legs and I fell in love with him and you should see him and he tries to have an honestly foreign way.

I'm shocked, I'll walk in there and mentally think yes, I can find space for you, yes. I could find you a place, yeah, I can't help you. You have a farm, you basically accept anything. I have four dogs, one of them is epileptic, that is Bullseye, who goes to the Exorcist at four in the morning. I have Winston the sheep who thinks he's a dog and he goes in too. I have owls that don't know what they think they are. They sleep with their hands in the chicken coop. They all get in together, so you get in. the chicken coop in the morning by axes all these hands and then an owl hit in the middle then I have a peg that likes to come into the house and get under the kitchen table it's not funny but your house must stink I had a old hit here was old, I had this thing for 10 years and I was feeding my pig and it was in the pockets of my chair and it fell out while I was feeding her, yeah, and she swallowed it, so there's only one thing to do, let nature take its course, so I sat there and I sat there and I kept going out and

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ing to see if she was in a poop anyway she did it and it came out in three pieces so I picked it all up.

I'm not unpleasant to the poet, nothing like that. a photo of giving it a wipe, putting it in a bag of rice because it dries out the rice, seriously, you haven't been reading the springs recipe. I put the phone back together and it works amazing and then the worst thing is I lost this. now I lost my phone and everyone was laughing at me because I had this old phone. Yes, I lost my phone. A very nice woman found it until she made it for me, but in the meantime I bought one of these damn iPhones that I hate now I don't want to play Angry Birds no, I don't I don't want emails on a train I just want to make a phone call that's all what I want I don't want apps no, I don't I don't want to admit that I don't want something that sounds like a whip and that's what it's for making phone calls not taking photos not going to work Yes I do it to see who's in town yes yes I did In the Vatican, when he went there, they said there was smoke coming out of the back of the ship and you're like dirty.

I know it was in the middle of the bush in South Africa. I'll go ashore and take a

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. I couldn't believe it, they were quite cute. Listen, good luck with the program. Greetings, see you next Tuesday. Hello, everyone.