Opening Night at Rodney's Place - 1989 standup comedy & sketches

the heart and left it. down, but what Rodney doesn't know he has every reason to feel so down he's Rodney she everyone in this town y'all are a ball game Delia double unit Phil Kelly y'all feel anything, put away our bucket bags I feel a lot best The entire fire station has a Dalmatian air to mark. I told them to leave me alone. I'm warning you, if you keep this up, you'll be out on the streets sucking dick for beer money, folks. I hope you enjoyed the show before I leave. I want to be, I want to meet my girlfriend, you know, we broke up for a while, we get back together and I'm crazy about it, you know, Laverne, honey, come on, yeah, give her a big head liver and talk about what's your honey, I see that we get along very well with Laverne she has a problem she likes to have sex on special occasions like when she meets other guys I'll tell you I know what's going on Laverne he did one of the stagehands you did it with the cutest one he brought the pizza and you did it with the featured man you did it with him once I know maybe twice I'm not sure once I tried not sure I'll ask the featured guy I know you did it with Laverne I'm not sure it was once it was twice okay ?

A favor if Ben were to turn on once once twice pleasure twice okay, I mean, I'm crazy about you, but how long can this go on?