Norm Macdonald tells us how he feels about OJ Simpson

Potential jurors in the OJ Simpson case were asked to complete a 75-page jury questionnaire this week. In the entire state of California, only one person got a perfect score. Xia Ming Woo. Anyone who plans to attend Caltech after the trial, by the way, can now do so. buy a bronze juice statue for just $3,395 and for even five grand you can buy one that Al Calls Has Kissed OJ Simpson's Ass New Fitness Video Released This Week And Will Hit Shells Next Week Newest Video from the Simpsons D funny stalking the crowd is torn according to retailers, the most popular Halloween mass this year is OJ Simpson and the most popular Halloween greeting is I will kill you and that guy who brings you the glasses or the candy, and the Pope published a book this week containing a series of essays examining faith and morality in today's secular world and the changing role of the Catholic Church as the century approaches.

The book is titled God Himself Told Me That OJ is guilty in other book news Prince Charles published an autobiography in which he claims he never loved Princess D and that his father pressured him to marry her. The book is titled, of course, OJ Did It. I mean, let's go in his book. OJ Simpson says he would have taken a bullet or stood in front of a train during Nicole man, I'm going to tell you it's bad luck when the only guy who would have died for you kills you, you probably won't get any worse luck than that and OJ announced this week that he will publish a new book. called I Want to Tell You and if it's successful OJ will work on another book titled From Football to Prison, My 25 Years of Showering with Other Men and finally, in honor of the 50th anniversary of its first publication, Random House will release special commemorative issues.

Of many Dr. Seuss classics, the first to come off the shelves will be green eggs and ham, and OG is guilty. Judge Ido was interviewed this week by a local television station in Los Angeles and the interviewer asked him if it was appropriate for a supposedly impartial judge to be on television with his case still pending. Ido said maybe not, but how appropriate it is to kill. to his ex-wife. Today it was revealed that OJ Simpson told police that Nicole Brown Simpson used to beat him and also claimed that she and Ron Goldman killed him. OJ Simpson's lawyers have decided to skip the hearings on DNA evidence and go straight to trial.

They were asked why they did this. The lawyers responded: We want OJ to be acquitted as soon as possible so he can get back to doing what he does best: killing people. OJ OJ Simpson's lawyers say they don't want the families of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman in the courtroom during the trial; They fear that the presence of the relatives will only remind OJ how many more murders he has left to do well OJ Simpson's lawyer stopped fighting this week, finally the Dream Team fled from Bailey and Robert Shapiro were able to put aside their differences and express their mutual admiration after OJ threatened to cut their heads off, according to the National Transportation Safety Board.

Drowsy truckers are responsible for 1,000 deaths a year second OJ Simpson with two deaths a year it was revealed this week that defense attorney Johnny Cochran once abused his first wife in his defense Cochran said hey at least I didn't kill her like some People I Know Tomorrow Judge Lano will take OJ and the jury on a tour of the now famous crime scene for the jury it will be their first look at the actual location of course for OJ it will just be a case of it being done there and that the lanceo judge was happy with the jury's decision.

Field trip to the crime scene last week went smoothly. He said I didn't murder OJ's friend. Al calls now have a number 1 1900 for 299 per minute. The calls will tell the callers that OJ is innocent and for 399 per minute he will try. do it without laughing, and this week Simpson's defense attorneys question witnesses about a two-foot container of melted ice cream found at the murder scene. Simpson's defense has seized the ice cream for two reasons: one, it can help set the time of the murders and two, it was the only thing at the crime scene without any files.

Bailey said this week that if the defense knew what the Ron Goldman's last words, they might find the real killer, you know, if you ask me, Goldman's last words were probably uh hey, you're OJ Simpson, oh no, OJ gets beat up again, how about that's not something good? And in court this week, KO Kalin testified that OJ Simpson didn't seem angry before or after the period of his wife's murder, but his family admitted that he could have done it. been a little nervous while he was actually murdering her could have been a The Herz Reynold car company announced this week that it will buy 520,000 vehicles increasing its global fleet by 24% plus they will try to find a new spokesperson who will not kill his ex-deposed wife Simpson juror Janette Harris revealed in interviews this week that the jury is split by dissent and is already divided into two camps: those who think he's guilty and those who are really stupid.

A bad Weg for the prosecution in the OJ Simpson trial. Under intense cross-examination by defense attorney Barry Sheek, LAPD crime expert Dennis Fun admitted that he may have contaminated the crime scene when he accidentally dropped a large bucket full of OJ's DNA. Our top story tonight this week on the OJ Simpson trial after the Grizzly photos. Murdered Nicole Brown Simpson was shown in court. OJ turned his head and cried. It was at that moment that he realized he would never be able to kill her well again, in a questionable move by the defense team this week.

OJ Simpson demonstrated how to stab. two people at the same time remember 12 Angry Men, the classic courtroom drama, and the first film about the OJ Simpson cases in progress, is titled Nine Angry Black Men, Two Frightened Asians, and a White Man Who Hasn't Spoken Since Rosa's Trial Lopez. The century ended late yesterday, the fate of OJ Simpson, the most famous murder suspect in American history, was placed in the hands of jurors. Now they must decide whether to release him or cut off all their heads. Thank you. I'm not McDonald and now the fake news, it's finally official, murder is legal in the state of California.

Two hours after the verdict, the Los Angeles police had their first solid lead in the search for the real killers, a new witness came forward who saw three men fleeing the crime scene. On the night of the murders, police released this sketch and would like to hear from anyone who saw these three individuals on Tuesday at 1:15, around the time Simpson's verdict was pronounced. Court TV had its highest ratings ever an hour later, the channel went out of business covering well the major developments in the OJ Simpson case this week and after all the other big things happening in the world there are now more OJ When Simpson trial juror Gina Rodborough returned home this week, her daughters were thrilled to have her back. and it's no wonder she lets them get away with it.

Our top story tonight following his shocking AC attack two weeks ago. OJ Simpson vowed to never rest until Nicole Brown Simpson's real killers are brought to justice, and The Manhunt continues after initially promising to never rest. until his wife's killers are brought to justice, OJ Simpson this week changed his promise slightly, now promising to have sex with attractive models, while this week OJ took his girlfriend Paula Barbier to see the erotic murder mystery, Jade, another great film, took advantage of the couple's presence. although they were made uncomfortable when OJ repeatedly yelled that he called a stab Simpson had been discussing marriage with his girlfriend Paula Barbieri but she reportedly called off the wedding because she feared that if they married she would be brutally murdered and then and then someone would try to attribute it to the Los Angeles district attorney's office giving Marsha Clark and Christopher Garden bonuses of more than $10,000 to Christopher Darden for citing long hard work.

Duty in quotes in the OJ Simpson case, a prosecutor's office spokesman said the prosecutor's bonuses would have been even greater, except for the fact that they let a murderer go free according to a report published this week. OJ Simpson is still extremely angry that Robert Shapiro started writing a book while defending the football legend, however, Simpson is extremely glad that he got away. With killing his wife and that waiter, a depressed OJ Simpson, depressed because all of his ideas to make money have failed, he has decided to go back to doing what he does best, killing people in a surprise move.

OJ Simpson has offered to give an interview to CNN. with quote absolutely no ground rules, but interviewers gretan sust and Roger KAC asked for one, don't kill us in sworn testimony this week Paula Barbieri admitted that she had broken up with OJ Simpson the same night Nicole Brown Simpson, a boy she had, was killed It's going to be a tough day for OJ, huh, first his girlfriend leaves him and then a Colombian hitman kills his wife, that's what you get in an effort to raise money for his huge legal bills. OJ Simpson this week began marketing a video that attempts to prove his innocence. tape not selling Simpson has a backup idea his own video of the real murders this week on NBC's Dateline three members of Simpson's juror explained their not guilty votes and argued that if Simpson had killed his wife he should There have been blood stains all over Gates' front door and light switches.

Also this week, Simpson's friend Al Callings posted his video on how to remove blood stains from Gates' front doors and light switches. rights in his statement before the civil court this week. OJ Simpson denied under oath that he ever punched, kicked or slapped his ex-wife Nicole oh great, as if OJ wasn't busy enough tracking down the real killers, now he has to track down the real wife beater too, it's this guy crazy and in Brenwood, OJ himself was seen manning a lemonade stand with his Reporters asked his daughter Sydney why sales were so bad. OJ replied "it beats me" and then went back to cutting lemons with a giant knife, a new development in OJ Simpson's civil trial this week, according to sworn testimony.

Nicole Brown Simpson had told her therapist that she was afraid OJ Simpson would hit me. I asked her why she didn't report this sooner. The therapist said he was afraid OJ Simpson would hit me. I said they hit me and that may have hurt a little according to a Senate committee on violence. Denise Brown has done more than anyone else to draw attention to the cause of battered women, well almost anyone else once again OJ gets a brief punishment in Los Angeles this week Lyall and Eric Mendez were found guilty of murder in first degree, so to review California law is to kill your wife legally kill your parents illegally a shocking new development in the OJ Simpson case this afternoon a top Los Angeles Police Department official admitted to Haraldo Rivera that the police did conspire to frame OJ Simpson for the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman, however, they called off The Conspiracy when they arrived at the crime scene and discovered that OJ had actually done it while he was in England, where he spoke at the Oxford University, Simpson had defended actor Marlon Brando's criticism of Hollywood Jews later from his Island Hideaway Brando sent OJ, a telegram saying, "You're not helping" upon returning to the US after his week in London.

A journalist asked OJ Simpson why he hadn't spent Mother's Day with her children. A visibly upset Simpson responded, idiot, I didn't spend Mother's Day. Day with my children because I killed her mother. Well, more OJ Simpson news on Friday. Juice officially endorsed Bill Clinton for president. This week in Los Angeles, the defense suffered a setback in OJ's second trial when Simpson was ordered to turn over a secret videotape that lawyers say contains evidence of his guilt. What's on the table in OJ's first trial, lawyers finally this week in OJ Simpson's new trial. actually found a potential juror who claims to know nothing about the OJ Simpson murders or the first trial and who told the court I don't even know when it started or ended, unfortunately the man had to be disqualified when it was found out that he had been a juror in the first OJ Tri during a recent interview in 2020, Robert Kardashian, a longtime friend of OJ Simpson, said he now believes Simpson may be guilty, although he added that if he had believed OJ was guilty at that moment, I would never have agreed to hide it. his bloody clothes and his knife in hercivil trial in Los Angeles this week OJ Simpson's lawyers began their case with an attack on Nicole Brown Simpson's character, outraged, the Brown family's lawyers responded citing Nicole is a victim, no matter what she did, she certainly didn't cut throat to which Simpson's lawyers responded otherwise, that is precisely what we intend to prove in The Simpsons' civil trial this week.

OJ and Fred Goldman got into an explosive shouting match. Mr. Goldman yelled at OJ, don't look at me like that. OJ yelled at him. I wasn't even looking at you, you're just mad because I killed your son against the Jets last week. Buffalo Bills running back Thurman Thomas broke OJ Simpson's rushing record and the week before he passed Simpson in touchdowns. an attempt to kill three people at once oh Jason was in a different courtroom this week trying to regain custody of his two children to show the court how much he loves his children OJ noted quote hey, they're still alive, right?

This week, in a Los Angeles civil court, an FBI expert testified that shoe prints left by the killer exactly match shoes belonging to OJ Simpson. In response, OJ stood up and exclaimed: Wait a minute, wait, a dog left. I just discovered the real murderer. I am, according to researchers, an Australian koala who has fingerprints so similar to those of humans that police could easily confuse them at a crime scene. It should be noted, however, that the research was funded by OJ Simpson, so our main story tonight comes from the OJ Simpson civil trial, where this week it was revealed that in his first police interview, Simpson had refused to take a lie detector test for the reason he detects.

This week, in OJ Simpson's civil trial, attention shifted from the defendant to the alleged character flaws of Nicole Brown Simpson, OJ's attorney, criticized for her lifestyle citing sexual promiscuity, drug use and the fact that married a double murderer, meanwhile, Simpson's defense attorney. Robert Baker argued that a dark stain on a crime scene photo was a mysterious shoe print suggesting there were actually two killers. OJ hopes this supports his theory that he did not act alone in dramatic testimony this week in a civil trial. OJ Simpson said he didn't kill himself just because, quote, my mother told me you won't go to heaven if you kill yourself, strangely, his mother did say, quote, it's okay to kill other people.

It's in a unanimous verdict this week, a Santa Monica jury found OJ Simpson. responsible for the wrongful deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman awarding the plaintiff $8.5 million in damages in reaction to the verdict Simpson insisted that he does not have anywhere near that amount of money and that the only asset he has left It's 30 pairs of Brune Molly shoes The verdict's announcement came toward the end of President Clinton's annual State of the Union address and, for many observers, completely overshadowed the event—even the president was distracted during his speech waiting. to hear exactly how much it costs to kill your wife, our top story tonight this week.

In OJ Simpson's civil trial, the jury that had previously found him liable for the deaths of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson this week added an additional $25 million in punitive damages upon hearing the news that Simpson declared, citing that "this is far from be excessive" and that he was asked to clarify. that statement O.J said: I'm going to kill more people. What do you think I meant? First place in the Weekend Update Most Romantic Valentine's Day contests goes to David Delaer of Carney, New Jersey, yesterday. Mr. Delera, who works as a firefighter here in the city, climbed up. the ladder of a fir truck to the window of his girlfriend Alexandra's third floor office there with a dozen roses and a wedding that he proposed to her in front of all his co-workers, congratulations to David and for coming in last place for the third year in an OJ Simpson at a book signing in New York this week Fred Goldman once again offered to forget the millions OJ Simpson owed him if he would simply admit to the Brentwood murders.

A visibly upset OJ responded why the hell would he do that when Anyway, I have no intention of giving you any more bad news this week Harper Collins reached a deal with the Brown family to publish his late wife's diary, especially This final entry is problematic for Simpson, dear diary, I have to publish it now because OJ is here to murder me and also the guy who gave me my glasses back. I think he might murder him too. This week a California newspaper revealed that OJ Simpson was awarded custody of his children primarily because a court-ordered psychological test showed him to be a loving father.

Note, however, that the same test also showed that he was a loving husband according to OJ Simpson's niece, Terry Baker, when OJ's mother, Unice Simpson, first heard about Nicole Brown's slander. She exclaimed that he looked for a comment. OJ said my mom was just I guess I hadn't even told him yet, while OJ himself may have some explaining to do for months, he has denied hiding financial assets, including valuable sports MOS from the Brown and Goldman families, but today friend Simpson's AC calls were stopped when he tried to leave. the country in the back seat of his Bronco the police found OJ's Heisman Trophy costume with a small fake beard, more bad news for OJ Simpson this week a Los Angeles court ordered him to hand over his Heisman Trophy to the Goldman family, plus the same court may order Simpson to hand over a coffee mug inscribed "World's Best Husband" More following the recent conviction of British operator Louise Woodward on murder charges this week, her lawyer Barry Sheek lashed out at the legal system, saying : "In what kind of six societies do we live where an innocent person lives." In a statement with profound legal implications, the FBI announced this week that for the first time its experts can now identify an individual with 100% accuracy through their DNA and really when you think about it, the timing couldn't have been better. , former football great OJ Simpson said, was fine and well this week after a Los Angeles restaurant refused to take him.

OJ Simpson demanded and obtained $500 in compensation, plus the restaurant must now offer separate services. murderers and non-murderers section this week oh oh there's a phone call here here I have a phone let me see now who would it be hello hey no what's up it's OJ OJ hey hello OJ hey what are you doing I just came back from the movie oh the movie what do you say beautiful girls oh yeah oh yeah who's at it again oh you know Murman Lauren Harley Mira Savino Rosie O'Donald Rosie O'Donald and the beautiful girls I know Norm It wasn't anyone else me anyway there's juice hey how are you goes with uh, you know, The Manhunt there for the killers oh no, don't ask oh, it's not good, uh, that's a euphemism?

I'm no closer to finding the real killers today than when I started it's like they disappear into thin air oh well give it some time OJ you know it can't be that bad oh trust me it's so bad sometimes I feel like I should close the whole investigation oh come on, hey, I did it Something came out of that clue that, uh, you picked up there about the shadowy figure leaving the crime scene, no, you won't believe it, turns out it was me, so I guess it's a dead end exit, HH, yeah, yeah, uh, well, hey.

How about that guy who was seen running back to your house by limo driver Alan Parks? Well, guess what turns out? That was me too. Well, what are you going to do? You can not do anything. Sometimes you just have to laugh anyway. Norm while I have you here. I was going to ask you a favor, oh yeah, right, what is it? I produced a video that deals with some of the inconsistencies in the evidence and I've been having trouble getting the 800 number on the airwaves, really. I'll do it, I'll post it, okay, that would be great, it's 1 1800 5 55 0165, oh, okay, that's it, 1 800 555 0165, right, 1 800 555 0165, okay, 1 800 55516 5, okay, hey, what is the cost of the video?

OJ, was it? like 100 dollars oh no it's $29.95 $29.95 Oh my gosh that's nothing yeah well we're practically giving it away we're trying to price it so the average person can afford to buy it. OJ, the question is: can the average person afford to buy it? The question is: can the average person afford not to buy it? We think it is a quality video. Well, the price is certainly right. Hey, let me ask you a favor. 555 0165 right okay I'm not even going to let you go okay juice hey take care buddy OJ Simpson all OJ Simpson OJ the juice okay in a sworn statement this week OJ Simpson stated that he never ever hit, strangled or punched his ex-wife with a closed fist or open, luckily for OJ, the lawyers forgot to ask if he had ever cut off his head.

Thanks, I'm not McDonald and now the fake news, well, it's finally official. Murder is legal in the state of California two hours after the verdict. The Los Angeles police had their first solid lead in the search for the real killers. A new witness came forward who saw three men fleeing the crime scene the night of the murders. Police have released this sketch and would like to hear from anyone who saw these three. individuals and on Thursday at 1:15 at the time the Simpson Court verdict was pronounced TV had its highest ratings an hour later the channel closed well covering the major developments in the OJ Simpson case this week and after all the other important things are happening in the world right now plus OJ Simpson when Simpson trial juror Gina Rodborough returned home this week, her young daughters were delighted to have her back and it's no wonder she I would let him get away with it.

Our top story tonight after the shocking quiddle of him two weeks. Ago OJ Simpson vowed to never rest until Nicole Brown Simpson's real killers are brought to justice, and The Manhunt continues after initially promising to never rest until his wife's killers are brought to justice. OJ Simpson this week changed his promise slightly and now promises to have Meanwhile, this week OJ took his girlfriend Paula Barbieri to see the erotic murder mystery. Other moviegoers took the couple's presence in stride, although they were made uncomfortable when OJ repeatedly yelled, yelled, you call that, a stab that Simpson had been discussing marriage with his girlfriend Paula Barbieri, but she supposedly called off the wedding. because she feared that if they got married, she would be brutally murdered and at that point someone would try to pin the blame on OJ that the LA DA's office has given Marsha Clark and Christopher Garden.

Christopher Darden bonuses of more than $10,000 for quote-unquote long, hard duty in OJ Simpson case, a spokesman for the District Attorney's Office said the prosecutor's bonuses would have been even higher if it had not been for the fact that they left a murderer freed, according to a report published this week. OJ Simpson is still extremely angry that Robert Shapiro started writing a book while defending the football legend, however, Simpson is extremely glad that he got away with killing his wife and that the bartender, a depressed OJ Simpson, became depressed because all his ideas to make money. has failed he has decided to go back to doing what he does best: killing people in a surprise move OJ Simpson has offered to give an interview to CNN without citing absolutely any basic rules, but interviewers Gretan Dust and Roger Kasac have asked for a no kill .

We, in sworn testimony this week, Paula Barbary admitted that she had broken up with OJ Simpson the same night Nicole Brown Simpson was killed. That had to be a rough day for OJ, huh? First his girlfriend leaves him, then the Colombian hitman leaves him and kills his wife. man you have in an effort to raise money for his huge legal bills OJ Simpson this week began marketing a video attempting to prove his innocence in case the tape doesn't sell Simpson has a backup idea his own video of the actual murders this week On NBC's data line, three Simpson jurors explained their not guilty votes and argued that if Simpson had killed his wife, there should have been blood stains all over the front door and on the light switches. the light.

Also this week, Simpson's friend Al Callings posted his video on how to remove blood stains from Gates' right front doors and switches in his testimony in civil court this week OJ Simpson denied under oath that he ever punched, kicked or slapped his ex-wife Nicole, oh cool, as if OJ wasn't busy enough tracking down the real killers. now he also has to track down the real wife beater, he's this crazy guy and in Brenwood, but OJ himself was seen manning a standlemonade with his daughter Sydney, reporters asked him why sales were so bad. OJ replied that he beats me and then went back to Cutting lemons with a giant knife is a new development in OJ Simpson's civil trial this week, according to sworn testimony.

Nicole Brown Simpson had told her therapist that she was afraid of being hit by OJ Simpson. She was asked why she didn't report this sooner. The therapist said. I was afraid OJ Simpson would hit me. I said they hit me and that may have hurt a little according to a Senate committee on violence. Denise Brown has done more to bring attention to the cause of battered women than anyone else, well, almost anyone else. OJ again receives a brief punishment in Los Angeles this week Lyall and Eric Mendez were found guilty of first degree murder, so to review California law, killing his wife is legal, killing his parents is illegal, a shocking new development in the OJ Simpson case late this afternoon.

A high-ranking Los Angeles Police Department official admitted to Haraldo Rivera that police conspired to frame OJ Simpson for the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman; However, he canceled The Conspiracy when they arrived at the crime scene and discovered that OJ actually did it. While in England, where he spoke at Oxford University, Simpson had defended actor Marlon Brando's criticism of Hollywood Jews. Later, from his Island Hideaway, Brando sent OJ a telegram saying, "You're not helping him get back to the US after his week in London." A journalist asked Simpson why he didn't spend Mother's Day with his children, a visibly upset Simpson responded, idiot, I didn't spend Mother's Day with my children because I killed their mother, well, more OJ Simpson news on Friday, Juice officially endorsed Bill.

Clinton for president adding adding quote I'd like to help you in any way I can to which the president responded well, there's one thing in Los Angeles this week: the defense suffered a setback in the second OJ trial when Simpson was ordered to turn in a secret videotape that lawyers say contains evidence of his guilt what's on the tape from OJ's first trial Finally, this week, lawyers in OJ Simpson's retrial found a potential juror who claims he doesn't know nothing about the OJ Simpson murders or the first trial and who told him the court date I don't even know when it started or ended, unfortunately the man had to be disqualified when it emerged that he had been a juror in the first OJ Tri during an interview Recently in 2020, OJ Simpson's old friend Robert Kardashian said he now believes Simpson may be guilty, although he added that if he had believed OJ was guilty at the time, he would never have agreed to hide his bloody clothes and knife in his civil trial in Los Angeles.

This week, OJ Simpson's lawyers began their case with an attack on Nicole Brown, Simpson's character's outrage. The Brown family's lawyers responded by citing that Nicole is a victim, no matter what she did, she certainly did not cut her own throat, to which the Simpsons' lawyers responded that on the contrary, that is precisely what we intend to prove in the Simpsons' civil trial this week, OJ and Fred Goldman got into an explosive shouting match. The man yelled at OJ, don't look at me like that while OJ yelled at him. I wasn't even looking at you, you're just mad because I killed your son against the Jets last week, Buffalo Bills.

Running back Thurman Thomas broke OJ Simpson's career record and the previous week passed Simpson in career touchdowns. The next step for Thomas was an attempt to kill three people at once. OJ Simpson was in a different courtroom this week trying to regain custody of his two children to show the court how much he loves his children. OJ noted quote hey, they're still alive, aren't they? This week in a Los Angeles civil court an FBI expert testified that the footprints left by the killer matched OJ Simpson's shoes exactly. In response, OJ stood up and exclaimed wait a minute wait a dog left in a minute I just left. discover that the real murderer is me according to researchers in Australia koala bears have fingerprints so close to those of humans that the police could easily confuse them at the crime scene it should be noted, however, that the research was funded by OJ Simpson , so our top story tonight comes from the OJ Simpson civil trial, where this week it was revealed that in his first police interview Simpson had refused to take a Lie Detector Test Why It Detects Lies This week in OJ Simpson's civil trial, the focus shifted from the defendant to Nicole Brown Simpson's alleged character defects.

OJ's lawyer criticized her lifestyle citing sexual promiscuity, drug use and the fact that she got married. a double murderer, meanwhile, Simpson's defense attorney Robert Baker argued that a dark stain on a crime scene photo was a mysterious shoe print quote, suggesting there were actually two murderers murdered . OJ hopes this supports his theory that he did not act alone in dramatic testimony this week in a civil trial OJ Simpson said he didn't commit suicide just because quote my mother told me you won't go to heaven if you commit suicide interestingly his mother said quote this well killing other people is in a verdict this week a Santa Monica jury found OJ Simpson liable for the wrongful deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman and awarded the plaintiff $8.5 million in damages in response to the verdict .

Simpson insisted that he doesn't have anywhere near that amount of money and that the only assets he has left are 30 pairs. The announcement of the verdict came toward the end of President Clinton's annual State of the Union address and for many observers completely overshadowed the event, with the president even distracted during his speech waiting to hear exactly how much it costs to kill his wife. our top story tonight This week in the OJ Simpson Civil Trial, the jury that had previously found him liable for the deaths of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson this week added an additional $25 million in punitive damages upon hearing the news that Simpson declared, quote this is far from done asking me to clarify that statement OJ said quote I'm going to kill more people what do you think I meant?

First place in weekend updates. The Most Romantic Valentine's Day contest goes to David Deera of Carney, New Jersey, yesterday. Mr. Delera, who works as a firefighter here in the city, climbed the A firet TRU ladder to the third-floor office window of his girlfriend, his friend Alexandra, there with a dozen roses and a wedding ring, He proposed to her in front of all his co-workers, congratulations to David and for entering. last place for the third year in a row OJ Simpson at a book signing in New York this week Fred Goldman once again offered to forget the millions OJ Simpson owed him if he would simply admit to the Brentwood murders, a visibly upset OJ responded why In the world would do that when I have no intention of paying you any more bad news for OJ this week Harper Collins reached a deal with the Brown family to publish his late wife's diary, especially This last entry is problematic for Simpson, dear diary, I have to run now because OJ is here to murder me and also the guy who gave me my glasses back.

I think he could murder him too. Also this week a California newspaper revealed that OJ Simpson was awarded custody of his children primarily because a court-ordered psychological test showed him to be a loving father. It should be noted, however, that the same test also showed that he was a loving husband according to OJ Simpson's niece, Terry Baker, when OJ's mother, Unice Simpson, first learned of Nicole Brown's murder. She exclaimed that he had caught up with him. comment OJ said my mom was just guessing she hadn't even told him yet, while OJ himself may have some explaining to do for months and has denied hiding financial assets, including valuable Brown and Goldman family sports moments, but earlier today, AC calls from Simpson's friends.

He was arrested while trying to leave the country in the back seat of his Bronco the police found OJ's Heisman Trophy disguised with a small fake beard more bad news for OJ Simpson this week a Los Angeles court ordered him to hand over his Heisman Trophy to the family Goldman Additionally, the same court can order Simpson to hand over a coffee mug inscribed with "The Best Husband in the World." In a statement with profound legal implications, the FBI announced this week that for the first time its experts can now identify an individual with 100% accuracy through their DNA and really if you think about it, the timing couldn't have been better. , former football great OJ said this week after a Los Angeles restaurant refused to take him.

OJ Simpson demanded and obtained $500 in compensation, plus the restaurant must now offer murderer and non-murderer separately. section this week oh oh there's a phone call here here I have a phone let me see now who it would be hey hey what's up it's OJ OJ oy hello OJ hey what have you been doing I just got back from the movie oh the movie what are you saying beautiful girls oh yeah oh yeah who's at it again oh you know Lauren Harand Look Savino Rosie O'Donnell Rosie O'donal and the beautiful girls I don't nor I wasn't me anymore anyway there's juice hey how's it going? with the uh you know, the man hunts there for the killers oh no, I don't ask uh it's not good uh, that's a euphemism.

I'm no closer to finding the real killers today than I was when I started. like they just vanished into thin air oh well give it some time OJ you know it can't be that bad oh trust me it's so bad sometimes I feel like I should close the whole investigation oh come on I've done anything Did you ever get off that track um, did you notice the shadowy figure leaving the crime scene, no, you won't believe it, turns out it was me, so I guess it's a dead end, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, well, hey, how? about that guy who was seen running back to your house by limo driver Alan Park, well guess what it turns out, that was me too, oh well what are you going to do?

Hey? Nothing you can do sometimes you just have to laugh anyway, no, while I Are you here? I was going to ask you a favor, oh yeah, right, juice, what is it? I produced a video addressing some of the inconsistencies in the evidence and I've been having trouble getting the 800 number out to the airwaves, I really will. I'll post it, okay, that would be great, it's 1 800-555 0165, oh, okay, that's 1 800 555 0165, right, 1800 555 0165, okay, 1 800 555 0165, okay, hey, how much did it cost the video? DO it was like 100 bucks oh no it's $29.95 $29.95 OMG that's nothing yeah well we pretty much gave it away we're trying to price it so the average person can afford to buy it right.

DO the question is: can the average person afford to buy it? The question is, can the average person afford not to buy it? We think it is a quality video. Well, the price is certainly right. Hey, let me ask you a favor. okay okay I'm not even going to let you go okay juice hey take care buddy OJ Simpson all OJ Simpson OJ the juice well in a sworn statement this week OJ Simpson stated that he never ever hit, strangled or struck his ex-wife with a closed hand . or the open fist, fortunately because OJ's lawyers forgot to ask him if he had ever cut off the head of a