This Movie Has Every Stereotype

Hey kid, welcome back to I Think It's Thursday, But Does It Really Matter If I'm Wrong? It's been a while since I've talked about a bad

movie

on

this

channel, the reason being I haven't seen it after my Christmas

movie

. marathon I realized that the best bad movies are the ones I find by accident, so I stopped looking for them. I decided that if I was going to discover one, it would happen organically, so a couple of months ago I started listening to Lauren Lapkus and Nicole Byers' podcasts. newcomers where they watched all the Star Wars movies for the first time and then talked about how weird it is to see all the Star Wars movies for the first time, it made me want to watch all the Star Wars movies for like the tenth time, so she did it and got a man and I wonder what other movies Hayden Christensen has been in because unlike her much more famous co-stars, she disappeared after Revenge of the Sith.

I mean, yeah, it burned to ashes at the end. but anyway, they put it in a romantic comedy or something like that, and one day, randomly, Amanda's coworker recommended that we see a little bit of Italy, a movie starring Anakin Skywalker, Emma Roberts and also

this

is the poster , we knew we had to stop what we were doing. and watch it immediately, warning before you start that there is so much pizza in this movie that it's almost impossible to watch it without wanting to order one yourself, as you'll see later, we did something to keep in mind, maybe just go ahead and order one. now finish this, oh wait, sorry, I know it sounds like it's sponsored by pizza.

No, it's just my brain, it's very dumb and when I see food on TV I have to eat it, so I'm just giving you fair warning in case that happens to you too, so with that in mind take a slice and pack your bags because we're going to take a trip to Little Italy, wait, I'm sorry, no, that's right, this movie wasn't filmed in Italy or even in New York it was filmed in Toronto now, despite having the script and the feel Overall a feature film made for television, Little Italy actually had an international theatrical release where it earned a whopping 17 percent of the money it cost to make the film.

In fact, move just a month after its release, it was already only playing in seven theaters around the world. Wow, let's play a game. Imagine if you want a person. Now I want you to choose one of the characteristics of this person. Your ethnic origin. A personality trait. It's what I want you to imagine is that there's a slider that you can adjust that dictates how much of that thing this person is. Go ahead and turn that slider up to one hundred and you've just created all the characters in this movie. This doesn't just apply to all the Italian characters who of course are as Italian as someone can be, but the only black character in this movie is, you guessed it, a sassy lady, don't change your plans for any man and if I told you. that this character who is played by an actor who in real life talks like this, plays lead guitar and also sings a couple of songs, would you be surprised to know that this is not how it sounds in the movie, how sacred in India can I?

I don't think this came out two years ago, speaking of accents, our beloved Hayden Christensen made the bold decision to give his character an Italian accent even though they don't live in Italy, they live in Canada. Romeo and Juliet died, that's not old. my ass, his co-star Emma Roberts doesn't have an accent, so why is it that when they show scenes of him as a kid he doesn't have an accent, but ten years later in Toronto and suddenly it sounds like spaghetti can talk? but what's so beautiful about this is not the accent itself, but rather his complete inability to maintain it throughout the entire film; it just disappears completely at some points and then comes back with a vengeance when you least expect it, how you think you handle it.

My ass, like the characters, who are clichés, many of the lines seem to have been plagiarized from an IMDB list of popular movie quotes. You can take the girl out of Little Italy, but you can't take Little Italy out of the girl. I also have this scene where they just blatantly copy Gordon Ramsay memes. You are a sandwich. Oil is a garnish that you've used so much that the US military will invade the dish. Wow, can you do that? And if all that wasn't bad enough, this is also the horniest movie I've ever seen in my life.

Yes, there is a scene where a police officer searches Hayden's character and it lasts too long. Oh, what do you have here? A pack of six. Oh no, sorry, that's my. God, if you were breastfed, there was something in your pockets that could be a shark, or it was hard or small in some way. There's one scene where they really focus on her taking off her shoes. Why are you so dressed? The walk in your parents' backyard, which at first seems like a random choice, but then you realize it's to set up this joke later and the toes breathing and that big tongue is very nice and makes sense, but let's go back to the beginning of the movie so you can get an idea of ​​the actual plot.

So these two kids who aren't cousins, although it seems like they are, have been in love forever, but then Nikki grows up and goes to culinary school while Hayden stays home to make pizza, her teacher sends her back to Canada to get it. a work visa and also create a new menu for her restaurant where she is opening something we only see her work on for about five seconds of the entire movie, she practically gets drunk and eats pizza the whole time and things turn out well for her. , it's a really solid lesson to learn, which is that you don't need to work hard to achieve your goals, you just need to fall in love with the network, okay guys, I gotta take off, I know we deliver, I bet he's number two, yeah , so that begins. the entire movie of each female character loving Hayden Christensen at all times hey seriously hey seriously give me my pizza for a long time no no your pizza will be round taking the war that guy already bought a pizza here and he's going to buy another pizza next door Yeah, meat, gossip, frustration, damn dirt, what do you want to know?

You were looking at an investment bank. Okay, so yes, they have a sizable portfolio, but they have no idea how to manage it. cock pretty good cock what's she doing it hurts it works here you know why would she know that you were gone for five years so you guys are going to introduce me to her friends, should we take this outside? Oh come on, you can't be serious. You look pretty serious to me, yeah, I look pretty serious, man, my kids, how it's a downpour, pouring rain and

every

one in the bar just left the bar, yeah, let's go out and watch two drunks play soccer, That's so many drinks, she's had like ten jobs, okay?

Okay, ladies become jokers, they become giants. Oh, slug dog, why does she say that's not even a current reference that it was ten years ago? Let me explain to you what is happening, so the two families who used to own a joint pizzeria are now rivals, they had a big fight, so yesterday they are always picking on each other. Vince put curry powder in Sal's sauce. Jessie, why is it today? I smell like a cat. Feel good, but they made the Indian character say it, so it's not racist, so today South puts a spin on Vince's pizza. weed and now

every

one is high and doing the things you do when you're high, which is going crazy and dancing around the room.

I am more accurate seeing that everyone has been drugged with marijuana. It's like sitting very calmly slowly eating your pizza. I like to move it, move it, it's not the anthem of Hello people in the morning, yes, I'm sure it's true. Best friends are good at pizza and he has a pizza oven in his apartment, it's really good, was it like that? the appetizers, these are really good pizzas, that's just the appetizer, which one will I make the pizza? Garret, pizza together. The most romantic thing we could do was just the appetizer, so while Leo and Nicky are courting, there's another subplot involving his grandparents. falling in love slowly too and as you can see this part of the movie is quite fascinating to watch in every scene where the main characters do anything everyone else looks at them and applauds yes main characters like they know their NPCs in this . story okay this is the only time we see her doing the things she's supposed to do because that's why she came home and then she quickly gets interrupted again for hating dresses just when you thought there might be a scene without Pizza Pizza.

I had pizza for lunch and now for dinner I love you Hayden Christensen brought me pizza there would be two different sausages that I would be sucking it wouldn't be a romantic comedy if there wasn't a scene where they try on funny hats and glasses they get really wet what but if not you get wet how are you going to take off your clothes yes this is the second time they have had to get naked because they are closing themselves off voluntarily the first time they were outside in the rain then they just did donuts because the fire extinguisher was on so it would go off another fire scene.

I drove the fire around my head. Good news for everyone. Finally they did it. Finally they fucked. No, no, no, this time it's over. I declined, except I accepted. Face time is ending Have you ever thought about leaving here MA? No, no, I will never leave little Italy and leave home. I could never leave this small section in downtown Toronto. Yes, they have this Italian heritage deeply rooted in their family and they have no desire to leave. Toronto and visiting Italy, a pretty pivotal scene in the movie here, the inevitable conflict that sets up the third act Redemption Arc is a romantic comedy, everyone's the same, yeah, like you let me win last night, oh, this scene probably ends with the best phrase.

Not in the whole movie, there's a reason they call it Little Italy, nothing changes here, what does that mean now? If for some reason you thought this whole movie wasn't leading up to a pizza competition. Sorry to interrupt. I'm telling you, but you're wrong, that's exactly what happened and the chef wants it to be that way, so just when there couldn't be enough gratuitous sexuality in the movie, they combined the pizza contest with a bikini contest, and it's happening simultaneously in the In the same scenario, but hey, that's Little Italy for you, why is the whole city so interested in the lives of these seven people?

She has her bag packed, ready to go by taxi, waiting to get into the taxi. Vicki, he's gone to the airport, he's probably halfway there. Britain, it's already on the plane, 12 seconds have passed and if for some reason you thought this movie wasn't going to end with a chase scene in an airport, shame on you for not seeing that approaching the first woman you see, Nicki, oh. You're just someone else in the writing room they say how can we buy you more time? yeah how do we stop? Let's get you through the TSA line taking one piece of jewelry at a time.

Oh, it must be your watch, sorry, I forgot. about my anklet Vicki don't go hello hit the high ground Nikki all I want is you she does a Jedi backflip under the top of the high ground Nikki then burns into lava turns to dirt okay and now everyone they just stopped again TSA screening they just stopped your flight to catch the main characters they are talking everyone watching listening all this time you never said anything and now that I'm about to get on a plane you finally find the words although some words are a word, it's about time, what is it?

They will be girls, their grandparents got married and now they are technically cousins, they are not blood cousins, but it is still not strange, it is a bit, everything in the family, but how would you explain it to people? Yes, we have the same grandparents, but it's not like that we didn't start kissing until naturally we were cousins ​​when we were kids when we weren't related we didn't do anything but then the moment we became cousins ​​that's when I started having sex I liked it saw it again we did it, we saw it twice now the second thing I still liked a little if you want to see a very horny movie full of

stereotype

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