Bill Burr Gets Red in the Face While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

says something they understand they understand the context they understand two sides of the story they understand due process they understand all these things like I think they should be allowed to disagree, which seems to be disappearing it went up a notch, this is one of those persistent

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that you believe in that you handled it and let it change, yeah you go for your milk, not until you know, I'm going step by step with you, I think milk is a coward, I think it's a coward move, so I think isis wins if you go for it the milk, I'm sw

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right now, dude, that's hot, that's annoying, yeah, why would you do that to someone's food?

Oh, now it's a mission that was just mm. -hmm and then this now we're now we're in the rapids it's going down now we can see who we are as men maybe I have to take my hat off, buddy, go ahead, there's no shame in that, you know, take your hat off. out isis wins but the hat can be taken off I'm 50 years old mate you can't you can't be doing this to me tap me on the forehead like a preacher so I'll take a wing to talk about the Monday morning podcast . because you're really on that wave early, in fact, you predate Joe Rogan and Mark Maron and I'm curious about all these people that passed me by, you had a leg up on all these guys, man, when you get a runny nose when you were.

Doing it back then, did you feel like you were breaking new ground or were you surprised by the podcast industry and its explosion, particularly in comedy? It was right when I did it, when I started, it was like five minutes. It caught my eyes. they're watering I would just mention this disservice your case

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uh I'm going to be at the comedy jobs in Denver oh you wanna go to the kids it was just a couple of minutes and then it got longer and longer , more and more, yes. I kind of learned how to podcast as I was growing up, so I grew as a podcaster, I hope, and then there's this push to make the content shorter and more entertaining, but comedians in particular seem to feel comfortable uploading these four-way sit-ins. hours long, you think?

There is a certain freedom in the comic mind and that type of media doesn't, we're probably lazy, someone said you're editing this, that's cool, how do advertisers react when you make a mistake in your ad readings? Do you think companies understand this? I think I lost I think I probably lost one with the toilet seat company today sometimes you just have to burn one, you just have to burn one and say, "Okay, yeah, I'll give you your money back because this is just a stupid toilet seat." electric toilet with a remote control I'm supposed to seriously sell to that guy, you barely touched your waterman, you're a pro, oh come on again, those are all the guys where you're fighting the champion, right, you're Like, okay, it's round, five you know what it was, you know I was just sizing you up well, it's called the bomb, I'll put it in now, that tastes horrible, yeah, I have to imagine this is just the beginning of the horribleness of this one, I could be hitting the the water hit the water, dude, I'm almost, I'm almost a double bar, oh my God, I can barely talk, it says we've touched your big sports fan and I was impressed to know that you've been to almost all of them. major sports stadiums and how about 10 bowls of roses in a row?

Am I supposed to respond to that saintly guy in voodoo? You were milk. I know I did it right. I'm going to drink milk. I have to go and the gastronomic revolution is interesting. Disgusting, it's room temperature. Who does that to someone? The food revolution has really crept into this ballpark, and I'm curious if you have any idea and see a two-foot-long tamale-laden dog, I don't know, or creme brulee French toast served at Fenway. Don't breathe through your mouth. It

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down your throat, oh, don't touch my eyes, buddy, what's that worse than India? I'm not saying India is a bad place.

I like to apologize now. I gotta get away, yeah, yeah, go ahead, walk around, walk around, oh my God, that's him. The hardest thing I've ever eaten in my life, yeah, oh my God, oh it's not going away, oh my God, so the food revolution has really infiltrated the sports stadium. I don't care what people eat, I just hate flat screen TVs. Okay, it's over. my eyes now is a good place to be, oh my gosh I'm going in the right direction, why do you think I would be able to do this? Craft beer is another thing that infiltrated the ballpark and you know, when I was a kid, go to a game, it would just be dad brands, it would just be old style Budweiser and now there's like 10 local ipas on tap.

I know you really get into the weeds of good food, good cigars, have you been bitten by the craft beer bug? oh no, I hate those beers, you know, they always have difficult names, you know, go yourself, slap your mother, bigger, evil, whatever they call it, they're just super hoppy, can I ask you a question? Is everything in your nose right now? normal or just oh no, I touched it with my hands yeah, you know you have to be careful, it's a little contaminated, right, but you don't want it to get worse, oh man, I don't know anything about this guy, I don't know.

I don't know if I can do this you can do it although you can do it What's the advantage? I already promoted the cartoon. What do you think is the best? I feel miserable right now. Yes, I know, Bill. I know I've seen a lot. crazy on this side of the table, yes, but you should have seen this before I came here. Wow, that was an experience, man, this is crazy, so since leaving Boston you've split your time between New York and Los Angeles. What I want to do is share some points of comparison with those cities and you tell me which city reigns supreme.

Sounds good, yeah right, among those cities, where do you find the best comedy crowds? Oh yes, for a long time it was New York. I definitely like Los Angeles more now, now New York is like doing stand-up comedy at a women's college, it's a combination of that or you feel like you're talking to a group of seniors on a cruise ship, not the whole set. In your opinion, which is the best gastronomic city. They are both amazing food cities and they are both good at what they do. I feel like I'm running for office right now because the pizza here sucks, but the pizza there is amazing.

If you know where to go because there are a lot of people who live off the reputation of New York pizza, but, like here, the burgers, obviously, the Mexican food, the Thai food, the sushi is crazy, you know, man, I think you are more relentless than these winks. Where does a guy like you feel most at home? Dude, this is like with my wife, after a

while

, you just tap, you're fine, buy it, I don't care because it seems so opposite to Boston and then New York, there's this. Fierce rivalry, where do you feel most at home?

Dude, I can't even listen anymore, I feel at home in my house, which is where I wish I could take a giant milk bath when I get home, I'm just going to breathe this in. okay, what are you doing? okay

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this is the last dab, I don't like it, this is different, the last dab, because we put a little bit more in the last wing, it's just here, you don't have to do it if you don't want to. oh I know you don't have to talk to you, what are you doing with this little touch there?

I'm going to shout, you like it, you respect it, I'll do it too out of solidarity and because you know I can't have you. making me look like I'm on my own show, okay, it's been fun, thanks Bill, you'll be back, this is a bad time to ask me, I'd like to say I'll be fine, regards, regards, I like how fast you are. I'm trying to eat these last few. I have seen you. I'm sorry. They are sold out. I'm glad you won mentally. I have you defeated. You're trying to run right now. You did it the moment you entered the final round. you're running you think you're ahead in points right now don't leave it to the judges this last one was delicious thanks bill we actually do this my man my man okay bill here we are at the end of the line 10

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down , so you may be the most requested guest in the history of hot

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and as a result there has been a lot of speculation about how you might perform on the show, so the following are comments that we actually took from a fan page by Bill Burr on Reddit with your own fans guessing how you might perform in the hottest ones, so I'll read the comment to you.

You can react to the comment below. I won't shove it down your throat, yeah, sure. They put four wings on him before his

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turns so red that Shawn has to swap the milk for some sunscreen. Standard b

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s on redheads. I am used to it. Go ahead, Bill's ears will be like two steam whistles. I like the one he won't even hear. himself violently his underwear okay podcast listener thanks I don't know if I want to see I know what I look like eating

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food it'll be twice as bad for Bill since he's bald he'll look like a fucking tomato I would have gone with Hellboy, but okay , Bill, look, you proved everyone wrong because you took off the glove, cleaning the bones, killing all this sauce, you got your classification wrong here, yeah, what would you do?

How would you change it? Yes, yes, that's it. okay, that's like when that team that should have been in the college football playoffs doesn't make it to fifth, yeah, fifth guy, the weird one out there is UCF, right there I was going to say yeah, man from central Florida, hey,

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to face. bill and now that's the exact team I was going to choose there's nothing left to do but roll out the red carpet for you my friend this camera this camera this camera let people know what you're going through in your life well I guess at this point in my life I'm getting ready for thanksgiving getting out of the way um, no, no, I have nothing to promote other than uh, I'm happy to be over this, well I am too, look at you king , look at you king, this reminds me of when I ate that cheese when I was in Norway, the cheese in Norway, I ate this cheese no way, just you know, my wife kept laughing and said, "stop, stop," because she bit into it, she says oh my gosh, it's one of those places that has cheese for dessert, you know one of those places and it was like that, I don't know what, it wasn't

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, but it was whatever it did to you, it just made everything just pouring out, She kept telling me to stop and more she kept telling me to stop, I kept pushing bigger pieces and she was a really fancy restaurant and she was crying and laughing and she was embarrassed, it was all why I love my wife, um, there we are. come on let's get it over with nice thanks good job bill good job people have quit you can't quit I agree with you one hundred percent if the cameras had been on I would have quit oh oh my god that wasn't nice Hi what's passing by, spice lords?

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