Mr. Plinkett's Ghostbusters (2016) Review

Ghostbusters

2016

is possibly the worst movie ever made. I know I say it a lot, but this time I mean it, at worst it's a horribly unfunny comedy that could possibly serve as entertainment if you were stranded on an airport tarmac for two hours at best. cases. You get a bar trivia answer right where the question is named. Two failed attempts by Sony to reboot franchises in the 2010s. You got it, you won or a $20 bar bill. Where do I begin? My friends, it's surprising how long this movie is. putting a Jackson Pollock painting in an art gallery during a realism exhibition if that reference is too cerebral for you is like saying billiards is pee you're working towards something more cerebral than I expected.

I need a multiphase spectrometer to analyze this dumpster fire and let me For me, this is out of the way, this has nothing to do with nostalgia, the original Ghostbusters movie is a comedic masterpiece, that's it Right: lightning in a bottle and as we all know, it's something that's easy to recreate or reboot. ss files about I'll try to explain what went so wrong to try to help them, you know, when they make that sequel to the way Abric's number one stand failed for me personally. I thought I didn't know if I loved it. idea of ​​a sequel all these years later, where the old team is just handing over the technology to the new team and all that, first of all, if you haven't seen this movie, it's not a sequel despite what they've done to you think.

That terrible trailer isn't actually even a soft reboot, I mean, it exists in the Ghostbusters universe why these characters still exist and all these events happened. No, they're kind of a straight remake, meaning they used the same plot points and beat the original Ghostbusters. but he did it embarrassingly unfunny and terrible, you fall and go boom, the tree falls and you go boom; is essentially a movie that shares the same name and structure ideas as the classic original movie only with growing mobs acting like mentally disabled people and embarrassing themselves and their audience by talking about embarrassing, let's talk about our first two culprits.

I'm not ashamed of that trailer at all. I actually thought that number two, the director and the writer, no one knows that he is a film director, the director of this film is a man named Paul Feig. he is the typical masculine man, he was quite into the movie. Jail, at that time, having movies had failed. He also co-wrote the movie and I hear he's already on his next writing project. It's suicide. I know they call the movie. the lady named Kate Dippold wrote a handful of episodes of Parks and Rec. I'm glad for the movie.

The Heat. There is a similar list of pathetic non-achievements like writing and directing the film. Spy correcting the bridesmaids. Rating monsters and geeks. Loud, it's boring and the socks are so. funny, well, it's worth it. He directed a couple of episodes of The Office, so we see the Gabe Kevin and Dwight brand in this movie. Is his name a Ghostbusters actor? Oh no, and he looks who he is, that's why it's Coco the cat. There is actually Coco, the car. so many movies and TV shows, how adorable among all the talent in the world, why did Sony select these two hacks to write and direct the first movie in this new Ghostbusters franchise or extended universe or whatever they are planning to do ? with that, yes I know that when we say

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it's not just

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, it's ghostbusters, maybe it was this amazing cover letter they sent to Amy Pascal, you know, lady who apparently had her head so far up her ass that her fecal matter I was making decisions.

I didn't hear it, I have to accept it, it's like, oh God, well, I mean, yeah, it occurred to me I don't know if it's right. Wow, that sounds great. Let's go with that idea. Why not today? I won't even watch the first Ghostbusters Ghostbusters is all about finely crafted dialogue, well, timely delivery. I think we'd better split up, good idea, yes we can do more damage that way, likable and not annoying characters and dry, sarcastic humor mixed with strangely believable threats and scientific villains, although I'm not defending it. for a remake, that's the same movie because it's boring and pointless, what Ghostbusters should never be is full of embarrassing, childish ad-libs that we're going to sign for ourselves hilarious and because we're going to post my monster, fart joke, it's more? or less disgusting if I tell you it came from the front babbling characters who think their improvised babbling is funny and terribly old-fashioned humor you're going to call and you're going to turn into bears buddy you're going to talk do you remember you bought a car from Oprah remember crowd?

Surfing, remember 1997. I'm not really sure what Paul Figs' talent really is. He's famous for directing Bridesmaids, but that was actually a movie with a great script written by Kristen Wiig and Annie Memorial Moo Mopo. I think the law really just hit the camera. where Guillermo was nominated for an Academy Award and they won a bunch of other awards or awards in Paul Feig they won the golden turkey a golden shower you know, the director spent too much on that he didn't film scenes that we suggested in several scenes that were going to be necessary and he said God, we don't need them and then we tried the movie and they needed them and he took out between 30 and 40 million and re-filmed, so yeah, it won't come back.

Sony line any day now, so I got a lady who wrote a script for Bridesmaids, but a lot of people think they should write Ghostbusters, which brings me to my next point. Are you ready? If you have a heart condition please hold on to the handrails wait that makes little sense no handrails get ready here we go gargoyle number three Sony Pictures is a giant dumpster fire with themes like pixels paul blart mall cop smurfs black annie sex tape failed spider-man reboots after earth that's my boy and so on not surprisingly there is a rumor that sony was shutting down their film production not sure if that's going to happen or if that's true, but I mean, I wouldn't get teary-eyed while some good things slip away, yeah, that's hard everywhere. by the way, at every opportunity I was surprised that Ghostbusters fell into many of the same traps that your typical sleazy dunkaccino Sony movie falls into, I don't care if I do and no, I'm not talking about the pool in fart jokes because as some of you will no doubt point out I'm a big fan of this sort of thing if it's in the right context great jokes funny ghostbusters not the best place for a queef alok I can do it live if you want what's next You're going to me give a short for the end.

I'm talking about shoddy product placement. I mean, we all know about Sony and Coca-Cola. Seeing Coca-Cola logos everywhere shouldn't be a surprise, especially when the ending of your movie takes place in Times Square. For me, product placement is always downright annoying, but it's a very Sony thing to do. What is my name, dr. Gina, it's a whole new game, star Cuttino, you want something creamy. I'm your friend, say hello to my chocolate Glen. Some things in Ghostbusters looked like possible product placements, but they may have been jokes. I'm not sure what it was. a joke or what not and then there are the truly embarrassing product placements, the ones that make you feel like you want to take a shower, well everyone uses cameras on their iPhones, the Ghostbusters girls of course used a Sony Handycam, what is it? this 2006, don't you think?, they claim that the Pringles weren't real product placement in the commentary track, they just wanted her to eat something.

Here's a fun fact, everyone always thinks Pringles were just a product placement thing, but we had that. forever, that's just eating dirt, exactly. Soph's wrinkles are free. What I mean is you know you don't just take a product and put your film on it, you have to clean it with Pringles, they have teams of legal people that do all kinds of this. you're setting up your camera mackinnon pick up this bottle of Pringles there's a guy in a suit walking into the hallway oh wait a minute wait a minute we shouldn't shoot with that because Pringles is going to get mad because the movie sucks I guess CGI artists would always like that changing the label on the Pringles can, but I mean that adds to the budget.

I just don't believe it, it was just because I knew these girls were funny, that's why it's corporate lies and not Don't forget about Hostess Twinkies, check them all out, Hostess Twinkies, the first Twinkie reference was just a joke , now it's getting old, let's also enjoy some delicious pizza from Papa John's, you're not a disgusting gassy mess, let's go eat some of that. Hey look, there is a place that is convenient for all of us, let's go to Papa John's Pizza once we finish defeating the ghost. Hey, wait, shouldn't these Coca Cola's be the ones doing the product placement in this movie?

They should be fired. Oh wait. I know why. they are not coke it is because Papa John sells Pepsi products making them drink coke in the scene would be a corporate conflict of interest they are not magical children movies Papa John even the blu-ray is full of advertising being hired to work if the Ghostbusters are virtual reality experience what's up with the tokens, they're a dollar off tokens, coupons for balance beams, look I guess it's for ladies, the Ghostbusters video game, okay on these other big Sony titles like pixels and goosebumps, free Shutterfly mug when you upload your photography store for your Halloween. costume at the dirty used clothing store Goodwill is disgusting even I won't go there and I sleep on a pile of dirty clothes and of course for the mail fat fans get a free cheeseburger coupon not even I would fall so low, you know? someone took this coupon for their Ghostbusters Blue Rain, we consider it the only free cheeseburger, the burger so cheesy extra even to try the ghost plus the B burgers, simplified shake and back and cheese book, and that person took their burger and helped his chubby. apartment all alone and then I cried I love Ghostbusters Ghostbusters a burst of video-to-roulette combo for

2016

vs. 1984 it's hard to talk about this movie without comparing it to the original it's basically impossible because it's a remake of mass hysteria that is Asteria but the thing is I'm not sure what the point of this movie was other than obviously being the attempt Sony's effort to establish a Ghostbusters cinematic universe that ended as well as a Sonny Bono ski trip.

What we're supposed to get out of this was what this movie is supposed to be. It's going to be a laugh, a one minute game, but my concern is that I feel like the cat is already out of the bag, what they're saying, the cat He's out of that solo act eventually and I'll scream anything. can come out now, so it's hard to get the cat into fashion, so Larry, because he's out of the bag, we just want to put that damn cat back in the bag. We're supposed to laugh so hard we couldn't catch our breath. peeing our pants was the jokes, adlibs and comments everyone made, they were supposed to be so funny we couldn't stop laughing, maybe we're supposed to laugh at all the mistakes in the movie like this, okay?

I don't know if it was a race thing or a lady thing, but I'm so mad because he still taps his foot even after the music stops. Hey, why isn't this scene at night? Why is this concert continuing? During the day apparently Ozzy is there and it's like getting ready to go on stage. Well, why is there a main line up during the day? I know a way to get some comedy out of the movie, maybe we can oversaturate all the colors that I'll make it funny, you know? It's probably some Sony suit. The idea of ​​that, I actually have pictures of it, yeah, hey Paul, I've been going through those journals and it looks great, it doesn't look like vomiting, but take a second, maybe we can. make the movie look more like vomit, yeah, I just want you to know not the saturation levels go up just a little bit to make it look like everyone has high blood pressure or maybe the ring, you know, too much makeup, yeah, my great vision is like all. right Willy Wonka throwing up in a bowling factory yeah yeah I know I look like hot trash but this movie is a giant piece of shit and you know maybe it was more colorful the movie will be fun oh my god look the soup He only has one wish, honor, that's hilarious.

Gordo, maybe the delivery guys tried to give him a hand, you know, you have to lose some weight or the job at the Chinese restaurant offers low quality food, if so, that Chinese restaurant is bad, well, I mean, theladies drew more once. The film's fatal flaw is that it's an overloaded turkey, you can overload a Judd Apatow style improvised comedy, but a comedy based on sci-fi has to be precise just like the science. Well, I wanted it based on real kind of science as much as possible, since a lot of nuclear, you know engineering and physics and all that, we hired a nuclear physicist from MIT, we'll do everything we can to avoid singing the praises of the movie original, you know, to avoid sounding biased, we all know what they are, we all know what one is. one of the best movies ever made some of the best acting and characters we all know didn't need to be remade no no it was just because I knew these girls were funny so I'll avoid saying how great it is and how perfect.

We came, we saw, we kicked his ass, how absolutely perfect he is. I won't talk about how almost every line of dialogue is expertly written and delivered. What's so nice about taking care of that man? You know that he was very humanitarian. Don't know. I think he's human and I certainly won't mention how unique and amazing it was for everyone to understand this so far, how perfect the villains were, and how great and well-developed each character was. I'll try my best not to mention those things Ghostbusters 2016 attempts. Too hard to like, it reeks of our desperation in almost every way, while the original film pulled it off impeccably with style and grace, it just occurred to me that we haven't really had a completely successful test of this team.

I blame myself a lot. Ghostbusters 2016 is like a little kid in the backseat of your car screaming to get your attention. You might forget: It's in your back seat when you go to work on a hot fall day, saying what number five, too much dancing and meaningless movies, it refers to too much dancing, stop dancing, this was the biggest dance they did in the original movie, hey, remember Patrick? Swayze moving, you want to say like Patrick Swayze, but you shouldn't behind you doing pottery, wood, dirty girl ring and then we sat down and he was behind me and we did a bake, oh you're matching to match your apples.

Oh, Dino, it fits in one. home I remember world how phrase sweet people the ring at the end of the great road so it's in that now release different dance top remember to jog please don't be like the mayor at work you remember the job and you will never leave very well done yes never remember jaws remember Scarface remember Scarface Scarface remember Scarface say hello to my chocolate bleh stop the dancing remember The Exorcist stop dancing stop dancing stop dancing Jackson remember Scarface stop dancing stop dancing remember Scarface Cushion remember scarf a pop dance that was great It's really Good number six, the plot, all I can ask is, please just judge the movie by its own coming together, don't judge it by a trailer, you know, obviously, let's tear this up like a cardboard box to which you would turn and your recycling bin.

It's no secret that this piece of trash is a remake if it had the same structure as the first film, but just with some cosmetic changes first. Aaron Gilbert is the closest character to Peter Venkman, just much less interesting or funny. I feel as funky as the Ivy League. intellectual who doesn't really do hard science and borders on being a fraud I see Abby Yates as a lightning Stantz technically minded but still somewhat relatable, you meet the regular guy and she's fat: Gillian Holtzman is clearly the Egon of the group scientifically genius and socially awkward and, of course, Patty is Louis Tully.

Actually, I'd probably be a little more lenient with this movie if it had some kind of different, crazy why-don't-you-go-back-to-your-mom-basement-where-you-live plot, but it didn't. So I'm going to do it in the ass with this friend. I crouch down, let Kirk play, take out the ghostbusters, of course, it opens in the basement of the New York Public Library. The old librarian is scared about something. Wow, the credits roll two minutes in one and Done as they say, there's no need to linger on this scene for long. A New York City home preserved both inside and out. Now here we have Gabe from the office giving a tour of the Eldridge mansion.

He makes a racist joke about how the watch was given preference on a The Titanic lifeboat about a Romanian woman and her son The Romanian woman and her son were forced to abandon the lifeboat to make room for the death of a foreign woman is funny his son's death is even funnier little guy mutters something about how PT Barnum came up with the idea of ​​enslaving elephants in the house PT Barnum first had the idea of ​​enslaving elephants. It's funny, now I heard a long story about how Eldridge's daughter was a murderer or something and then the family locked her in the basement and blah blah blah, and that guy set up the gimmick with a chandelier, I guess it was for prove that he is a skeptic or some kind of huckster, but who cares if he was or not.

What really mattered? The point is that it takes us almost five and a half minutes to get to this is the opening title now we know a lot about this mansion the family history the daughter her past how and why she was locked in the basement she doesn't show up again later no I want I mean, she shows up at the end, but what was all this? essential to the plot, no, all we really needed to see was Gabe locking up the mansion at the end of the last walkthrough. You show that ghost-summoning device under the table and then the title BAM to write to his children.

The opening scene is two big sides. -examples next to what works and what doesn't, you went lean, tidy and direct next to too long, unfunny, bloated and full of useless information, you chose Zach, who is one of the funniest people in the world. entire world, oh my god, literally. The best, I think the best improviser I've ever worked with, said that in this very room PT Barnum first had the idea of ​​enslaving elephants. Another thing to mention is that the first scene sets the tone, but in the original Ghostbusters, the opening scene has nothing. jokes, it's been one hundred percent clear and it's actually a little scary, it tells us to take the ghosts and this whole Kiya thing seriously, this tells me oh no, there will be two more hours of this remaining woman and her son , he keeps raising hell, yes you can. playing Mellencamp and drunk women, that's the way to also get it away from direct comparisons in a weird way because you're not going to do well who is a Venkman woman or I hope that hopefully you don't max out.

Introducing Venkman's all-female reunion. our new Egon and elevate and finally get to our preliminary ghosts in Bunch condition now I can compare each scene side by side and explain in painful detail how carefully crafted and great the first Ghostbusters are and compare each scene to their babbling much more long and graceless. counterparts with too many lines and meaningless actions, do you have any idea how many ship scrappings according to federal regulations are carried out daily? Okay, no one sits there silently, but I'll be here all day and this video would be so long and scary that the government would classify it. considers it terrorism, so I'm going to list the entire plot in case you're too dumb to see how this is a total rip-off, hoping if I can reboot it and just make our whole new origin story.

Taking this amazing idea of ​​funding people fighting the paranormal with technology that's interesting to me and I don't think I know how to do it. set up the store scene too long and useless to explain how they removed their logo get the Ghostbusters car first official job catch ghosts this is at 57 minutes into the movie versus the 30 minute mark which is perfect meeting the mayor a scene watching The map or plan you are looking at is part of the problem. Ghosts are unleashed in the city. The army and police are everywhere. Ghosts attacking the city montage sequence.

Facing the bad boy who is pushed back. Choose the shape of your destroyer. OMG, what corn would I make? you'd rather he's not filming much closing a portal to save the day while the main beets are in place, the tone and angle of each movie is very different and the original Ghostbusters you have, Venkman was a con man, he's a sleazeball who was I go out to sleep with women. I'll take Miss Barrett back to her apartment to check on her and do as little work as possible when Egon and Ray are expelled from the University.

It's Venkman who wants to start the Ghostbusters business to get into the business. for us, which of course leads to wonderful moments like this, you're not going to lose the house, everyone has three mortgages these days, but at 19 percent you didn't even negotiate with Guy Ray FYI just the interest rate for the first five. years reaches $95,000 in this movie the motivation seems to be two things for Aaron Gilbert to regain respect by proving that ghosts are real we can become the first scientist to prove the existence of the paranormal all we have to do is blow up an entity and help people, oh god, this woman is describing a class 3 ghost in her house, she can't move.

She called the police on that first point. Kristen Wiig really needed to be the straight man's date, sorry Paul Feig, I meant straight woman Aram audibly. Bye bye sexist, oh god, Stacy is just beautiful and dumb, she should have been respected at Columbia and the studs are just trying to get a position. She was excited to give a lecture in the great hall like an amateur and she's acting like an idiot. Oh, weird and awkward with everyone. she has a conversation with a snobby lady that shows how unaccepted she already is if you had a real career and something to risk joining the Ghostbusters to adopt a realistic tone again, someone said that Kristen Wiig says weird and funny things instead of using restraint to making her character stable and grounded, it's necessary that Abby and Holtzman just have a general passion for paranoid things, but there's no real gold, you know, except helping a YouTube commenter investigate, upload the stairs and ask for more money.

The mention of money is that they can't afford the Ghostbusters' old fire station and have to work above a Chinese restaurant. Hey, wait, the fact that it's on top of a Chinese restaurant is a reference to the first movie, you know, where the Ghostbusters are eating Chinese takeout. They say it's the last of the petty cash ah, this movie isn't that smart. I think it will satisfy the taste buds of people who love the original and then they'll love this one too because it's different. Wait, I guess. B tried to make a flyer and then asked Kevin to make a logo, but you girls are going out of business in a week at this rate, especially with Bush in the White House, there's no Venkman character negotiating to get more money and pressure to maintain things. afloat for their personal selfish reasons, you see, Ghostbusters is essentially a movie about entrepreneurship, no pun intended, I've worked in the private sector, they expect results, a franchise alone will make us rich beyond our dreams craziest, three guys struggling to get started. and running a business and then hiring an employee because they are too busy, just saving the world in the process.

Franklin doesn't care about anything. Bray is filled with a childlike fascination with ghosts. Egon is a technical genius and of course he is terrified beyond his ability. rational thinking and Winston, if there's a steady paycheck, I'll believe anything you see, why don't you care, that's what makes the movie great, its moral ambiguity and its basis in reality, the Ghostbusters are dumb exterminators, They are role models, they are. They're not action stars, they're certainly not find-something heroes, they're anti-heroes or accidental heroes, especially Venkman, go find the contradiction. The contradiction is best exemplified by this good old edition.

Do you undesrstand now? Do you understand? week number seven, gassing and improvisation when you have four people in those lead roles who are not only so funny but so sweet and wonderful that you just laugh, the casting of this movie is not the problem, only in rare cases is the casting from a movie. The bad thing is that it ruins the entire movie. A good script and a good director could make anything work. Who would have thought that mr. mom could be Batman that's why Charlton Heston could play a Mexican or Lindsay Lohan could play a drugged stripper kate mckinnon and Leslie Jones are talented and very funny people on Saturday Night Live Melissa McCarthy although sometimes it can be too much for some People have done some fun roles, has good comic timing.

In fact, I was able to enjoy spying. I didn't see the heat, although I thought it was another movie trying to sell me a convection of them. Woo mmm, this is delicious, not the taste buds. Wow,I have it. to magnetic convection ovens stop trying to tell me a convection oven are you too busy to cook a healthy meal for the family? I have no control I'm waiting for your food no food become a regular at your family's table I love you conservative about weight gain and high cholesterol honey healthy eating habits hello I'm just tired join in or you Christie please, a shilling per dollar of cash flow.

My eyes are deceiving me, why am I looking at the frozen food section of the supermarket? What is the world? come 6pm it was right on tv you're kidding right oh sorry talking about the heat made me think of all those convection ovens I have in my basement collecting dust oh sorry back to my

review

, Kristen wiig, you see, is just a fantastic comedian. plus a great dramatic actress and also a writer, so they took these four actresses and put them in a movie that just didn't work for them. That's all. 94.6% of this movie was based on improvisation and you can't improvise smart, well-constructed science jokes.

You can improvise on everyday things in life, for example, the scene where they interview Kevin, ask him questions, make fun of them. Kristen Wiig salivates at a store like beauty, etc. Kevin is a fool, and in fact, there are things so silly that Chris finds them worth it. it's pretty funny in the improv which seems to work if this were a romantic comedy about women starting a business apparently there's a 45 minute edit of this scene we do 40 minute types with life just let the camera roll we'll be Surely improvising was something uniquely personal done before, so he has lawyers.

I don't know, it was five hours of improvisation, please stop improvising, stop it. I went hard on him, no, oh my god, they already realized the fact that Paul Feig had any footage to improvise a movie is shocking, yeah, it's probably real sex, you know, fans like it to be just a moan. No, I don't think his hips move at all. I think there's a scene where A B and Patti are. making fun of how they think Erin's boyfriend could dance is mildly funny and also clearly improvised, although I think this might be an extended scene, I'm not too sure the VHS tape of this movie I got is the one with the footage extra, so I don't remember what it was. in the original movie so I only saw it once I laid with an Apple here with the V-neck and he kisses in shape and you have to trip with that V-neck, you have another problem with the V-neck: Ghostbusters they are not. a movie where you point your camera at your actors and you know, save the funny stuff, they're called Judd Apatow movies and they're usually about sexual relationships between people.virginity farting lesbians prostitutes drinking alcohol swearing brothers smoking marijuana video games pulling tits and stuff where they're improvised in the original Ghostbusters movie probably yeah, I guess I don't know, I'm too lazy to look into it, but in Sometime You've Gotta Say No, like this guy, for example, get your sweet asses out of this piece and don't let the door hit you.

It's just that in your way it's outside, apparently the big moment of this guy in the 1980s was These things that gave you the middle finger in many different ways last 15 minutes. I think it might be a ghost. Oh no, it's not just a bird. There is the door. Later, can you listen to this? Let me turn it up, but that was it. funny 38 years ago, hey, maybe this guy's gimmick was blackface in 1952, but for the sake of leaving him out of the movie, his part in the movie is getting Buster out of school, not indulging in cheap humor , pathetic and embarrassing, sometimes an advertisement. lib here is ok but not everywhere maybe I should come out adult chemistry I can come out with my own hair dye but not everywhere these Hollywood geniuses couldn't see that a square peg doesn't fit in a hole Now I'll go to frame By frame, this is a more melancholic film and I tell you everything, and I mean everything that was done wrong.

Number eight, I'm not afraid of any jokes, so now we hate our characters and find them annoying and mostly directionless, with the exception of Patty, his character. she's the closest thing to matching the spirit of the original Ghostbusters. She has no idea what she's doing, she wants to do the right thing, but she just agrees. Blush is the most relaxed and the most fun. You are simply a bundle of joy. Old lady, have a nice day. Oh, crazy, her acting in this scene is pretty good, she actually looks scared and Leslie Jones is taking the tone of the scene seriously, she doesn't have that ass-licking smile on her face like everyone else. . the smile on your face this movie lacks so much self-confidence that even the jokes it has ruin them let me give you an example there is a joke here that I love is when Aaron Gilbert tells Gabe that Ed Mulgrave came to see it and Then Gabe tells him he's been dead for 15 years.

Ed Will died 15 years ago. Ed Mulgrave Jr. then he enters the scene and the mishap is explained, but that's it, Sonny and Jr. that's obviously what high trauma reflects, that time is all the time, it's too fast and the editor needed to let him breathe a little, he wouldn't have died 15 years ago, those are impressive differences, what you needed was a little music and Mulgrave. Yes, Ed McGriff died 15 years ago in an instant where you are silent and scared and then you match the services, but that's it, son and jr. that's obviously what well, we have abnormal entities, I mean, in Octavian wandering around all the jokes.

Good. Jaret here saw him on Tuesday. I think he made them dirty. Wow, toilet. I put him on a tea tree before, if it was poop, only he did it. He called me sobbing and said, "My God, my pants, your fingers, you have to save a sample in the dirt pit." Laurie feels the need to fill every scene with constant commentary and clips, even when the characters are off screen. ADR lines are inserted to say something. stupid, okay ladies, we have a limited window for when the next train arrives, I tell you not to touch the third well unless you delicate little asses can handle 750 votes, you normally don't think about that. the amount of urine smell like that is pretty much what it's going to be like - I'm not going to cool down at all I definitely have something here it's not wood instead of burning well at least we have a limited window for when they're not using right now.

I suddenly felt okay if her virginity was in the lost and found, that would mean she lost it, like the things in a lost and found or the things that people have lost. He wanted to get her out of the lost and found. he found out that would mean he wanted it back. I don't think you haven't gotten your virginity back, you're gone or she's gone, it doesn't really make much sense, you didn't think she improvised and blurted out. They took it out and kept it in the movie because no one noticed, which is why I add that living is not always great.

Do you have that bow? Fake action. He's doing great. It's like a Sony guy in a suit is looking over people's shoulders. make the movie and say no one talks no one laughs Paul if no one talks no one laughs yes ladies, let's continue with the improvisation did I start to say something regardless of the context? The equivalent of you have time to bend over, you have time to completely clean. and totally misunderstand the power of a well-crafted and well-executed comedy. Another example or quality comparison is the first time each Ghostbusters team fires their proton packs.

In both cases they seem like unprepared amateurs. In the first film, the Ghostbusters accidentally fire their proton launchers. a maid cart is funny instead of yelling or screaming or flying into the wall or breaking things or whatever she just says how are you what's even funnier are the guys responses sorry sorry sorry we thought you were someone else then we're allowed to breathe and soak in what just happened. The concept that the proton current is weak, pathetic and unproven is pretty cool, not great, but good. Holtzman's blah blah is fun, but let's see how much time they give us. a disappointing little break in the camp for a joke, to keep things moving sorry, sorry, sorry or another good example is when Paddy shows up with ecto-1 and was asked if you even checked for a body in the rice field rear. she could have just looked at the car like the thought had never entered her head, okay look look, there was no body in the back and everyone just stared at her and then the cut, instead we get the best pokey, look, look, there was none. a body on the back oh I don't think so, I really don't know, you are surprised, I mean I was in a hurry, I checked the season, that gas was more important, they told me that there is someone who holds me sexy like what I'm talking about , I can think that we should make specific efforts today, no longer God stop speaking in the body if there is one in it, hey, stop chasing in this movie, more is stronger and bigger is better when it has been proven that less it's more. and smarter and more subtle is fatter do you want some coffee mr.

Tully, yes, I have some action number nine because there is nothing left with the little humor we had finally spent and there are no characters to care about the movie's last desperate attempt to make us enjoy it as an overly bloated and meaningless action scene , huh? I wish I had a nickel for every time I said you can't get sucked into all the technology and all that stuff, you have to put all of that in service of these characters in such a weird way that you almost approach it like a little movie and then just augment it with all these amazing effects oh wait, I guess we're supposed to care about Kevin Kevin comes in, don't we like them?

Nobody's got Kevin man, nobody's ridiculous, give Kevin a character, they basically said he was a stronger Gordon, where's Janine while Lewis? Tully, most importantly, where is Dana Barrett? Peter Venkman Dana Barrett Ark was absolutely instrumental in Ghostbusters. He added emotion and humanity and something to worry about. These women just want to save Kevin like they would want to save his dog. Oh she's a dog, why can she? None of them have a non-sexist male love interest, and it's not like Dana Barrett was just an angsty bimbo who applied to the symphony; was a totally independent and wealthy woman who lived on Central Park West, so all I have here is The ending of the movie is that a man who could possibly be in danger of there being ghosts attacking New York City, our city full of dumb, lazy, get-guys-out FBI agents, a mayor who won't give his kunti, Erin's lying assistant. colleague or boyfriend who is ashamed of her a middle finger waving the jerk Dean a sarcastic crippled skeptic via incredulous YouTube commenters people giving dirty looks and a disobedient tagger Wow, a cast of stupid and annoying people, caricatured, yes, for please save the town from the literal basement dwelling misanthrope even the guy he works for is a freak show just do it the script is dumber than kevin in the movie.

I've shown a little restraint. You know, I had a mayor who was just a mayor worried about danger. Because? Did he have to be an idiot too? You know, he's just a magic trick. Actually, he didn't cut it in half. No, no, I was there. She was cutting putty. You win, yes, I saw it too. You know, it's clear that Holtzman is a. lesbian, let's see how this lady is, the mayor's assistant instead of being a bad guy, how much is she just a new assistant to the mayor? She's lost, so her first day on the job or her first week on the job or whatever she's been looking forward to.

They kind of hit it off in the mayor's office scene done at the end, the assistant and the mayor are threatened by the ghost doomsday plot or whatever and then maybe Holt's wife saves her. I don't know, give me something, movie, come on now, let's talk about it. the boring action, wait before we talk about all the boring action, let's talk about the TUC, so I wanted it based on real human science as much as possible, since I'll leave you with your AllShare degree in real science, that's just a lot of garbage now. Because this movie isn't about starting a business or has characters we really like, there's nothing to do for two hours but introduce us to new useless technology that can ultimately be used without plants to solve a useless problem we don't have.

I don't care and in the original Ghostbusters technology was a tool. Egon had some throwaway lines about the team, but it actually seemed like they did it at some point. Talking too much about it wasn't really necessary. This movie had nothing. If you want, build with your friends and I guess instead of the traditional 80's montage sequence of hunting ghosts, making money and gaining experience, this movie replaces it.that with scenes of testing equipment in an alley I guess it's all supposed to be fun I should be laughing now mommy just got a happy letter I'm going to bake so much judgment it's exciting a winning look there a dirt bike exploded and the fat guy is flying tell me why should i laugh mommy the proton pack is very similar to the lightsaber learn that it is a tool that can be used in the service of the story not a story element in itself essentially a joke the ghostbusters don't know what they were doing or they didn't know what they were capable of creating when they first used their weapons as equipment to catch ghosts.

It is used as a matter of humor. The Ghostbusters rarely used their proton launchers on screen because the Ghostbusters were in action. The movie was a gag movie about guys who start a ghost extermination business. Do these guys look like action heroes to you? So now, with the help of modern movie magic, we can see the new Ghostbusters action, fights with ghosts or something as clever as choosing the shape of your destroyer that makes you ready to think of a marshmallow mascot ad, there's something you don't see every day or interdimensional game dogs crashing a cocktail party, none of that, okay, we brought the dog and asked two writers who even have the slightest knowledge of comedy, I don't understand why ghostbusters worked so well in the first place, these people once saw movies there that Jo cost several thousand dollars, that's a federal song, yeah, that's rum, is that right?

Wait, what's probably a Disney movie, okay, yeah? I'm kind of a kind of dark movie called The Wizard of Oz. Are you in the most famous movie ever made? Do you know he's in your movie now? And you don't even know what it comes from. We have nice cameos and fanservice. This is a double. Edged sword, as we say in the underground serial killer industry, the movie wanted to do its own thing but at the same time you have to satisfy all the fans, sounds familiar, I'm not sure whose idea it was to do all this, What would discourage me?

If I didn't see it and say, hey, you're right, you know, let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater, what do we love? and we list it, we love the ecto-1, we love the logo, we love. the proton packs and the ghost trapped in the slime and the climber is cool, you know that kind of stuff, so you're good, here are all the things that are fun to watch, but then we want our own original story with our characters originals, but what can we do with these to make them work in our origin story? Cameos from the original cast then appear throughout the film as if to remind you that you're not watching the first Ghostbusters movie.

It's also a sad reminder that the original cast will never reunite oh the only person who was right all along during all of this was Hudson when I was and yeah what I thought of the idea before it was a done deal and I said , I'm just in I can't agree with the saying we're looking for, we brought back the original cast, make your own new original, oh maybe you did, Lady Eldred, wow, that's amazing, the one who looks the most miserable is Bill Murray wanted to hold the cane so he had an excuse to sit throughout this whole scene he has a seat everyone thinks Bill Murray is cool well kids guess what he's not he was the only one who resisted never making a third movie Of the Ghostbusters, he was the one who understood the movies the least, but he resisted. making a new one because of something contractual that allowed him to do that now this is the result it's all his fault come alone I hope you're happy stop celebrating Bill Murray he's another Harold Ramos is dead esThank you don't even point out this movie when talking about Los Ghostbusters three, unlike Indiana Jones, where you must be young, gentle, handsome, handsome and not old;

The more pathetic, old, fat or crazy the Ghostbusters were, the movie would be even better like The Boys Were Ghostbusters because it's not about this, it's about this, trust me, I'm an expert, so you did it. Everyone's favorite Ghostbuster ruined the Ghostbusters more than this guy. I'm glad you spent all those precious years of your life while Harold Ramis. he was still alive voicing the Garfield movies, it was only because he knew these girls were funny. I know it's cold, but it's true. You know the big fat blanket is fine and pull down your number eleven pants, the autopsy results, so after criticizing this movie apart from my dresser. internet armchair I came to this conclusion, it sucks.

I think the main reason was that there was material appropriate for the specific director and for the actors to take over the project, what I knew I had to do was allow my casts to take control of the film hey, we can ask about the station Fire department, okay, that's a great idea, let's not cut it now. Can I get you a Lorna Doone? Can I offer you a chocolate milk? I didn't know they still made banana clips, hey. you big fool looks ridiculous running around here you can't even change a group of girls there's nothing I had to let my caste take over you know we're all losers you'd be trying in the whole world I had to let my caste take over I learned quite a bit listening to the commentary track.

I learned that screenwriter Katie Dippold seen here as the real estate agent seemed to have a slightly different vision for the final film, something perhaps darker and closer and closer in tone to the first. I also learned that Paul Feig is probably a pretty nice guy, too nice in fact, he kept singing the praises of everyone involved in the movie and how amazed he was and humiliated by everything everywhere. Bryan lourd, great, so I'll just say everyone's amazing work. That's awesome, so there you go, so you should still feel more honored than the only musical person.

I don't mean amazing like myself, yeah, I mean, yeah, everything we touch is amazing, isn't it? He didn't seem to be like the boy. Who said this is how it has to be? No, I can't do it like that. I want it like this. Here it's like an elementary school teacher in charge of a children's play. They are going to tell you that the program has gone crazy. and that little kids are doing whatever they want because you were pretty, yeah, ghostbusters shouldn't be an elementary school play full of adults making jokes about Poo Hill and, on top of that blatant product placement, idiotic supporting characters , annoying ads. distracting libs references to a better movie and generally dumb stuff, the only thing that worked in this movie was the crew he's happy to be working with, they're happy to be working, these people are happy to be working well, such Maybe she's not happy to be. working, you just know these guys are thinking the exact same thing, what is that, I just can't say it's inappropriate, well okay, I'll just say it, they're thinking this slime effect is going to look cool, what were you?

Thinking it was just because I knew these girls were fun.