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Half in the Bag: The 70-Minute Rise of Skywalker Review

May 30, 2021
scarier than you, although this just thinks it's out of gas, you know, it's very hard to pin down exactly what to do with Star Wars. I think the Mandalorians are on the right track, in terms of just boiling things down like that episode where they're on the space station so simple forces five characters in total things one always said it's fascinating to see the contrast between the hats yes and then this movie hit in the face by the movie we're making recommendations no no we're not making them or no you wouldn't recommend it well no if you're prone to seizures there was a sign outside the theater saying yes , yeah, that's the thing, maybe maybe you wait until it comes out and you like to stream it. but like slowing down the movie to quarter speed, oh I'm not going to have a panic attack, that's Netflix's new option, so watch your movie at 25% speed, yeah, so you don't get feel like you are.
half in the bag the 70 minute rise of skywalker review
If you're having a Star Wars heart attack, use a magic space corn, this will grant you access to a new star, just strong, that's what I was giving you this to use in scene 312, how did this come ship to his abode? I heard you laugh, oh yeah. The guy comes in and says this: This is a rusty spaceship, but they love the thumb, just, completely. He cuts back to how they got aboard the Star Destroyer, like why no one noticed this old, beat-up ship landing and its characters were getting off the ship, there's nothing wrong - the stormtroopers came up and said show us your ID, they shot him, did that really happen?
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Yeah, there's no series, it happened so fast, it happened so fast, I didn't realize, it wasn't like, do you remember what do you remember about Star Wars, you know, remember, oh yeah, they landed the Millennium Falcon, that my parents put in tractor beams on the Death Star and then I don't know, the thing waited like two hours and then they scanned the ship and then it's like a scene, yeah, like a construction, you see the point, yeah, they were infiltrating the Death Star and they had to be very careful not to get it. the guys come in with the team and then you hear the noises, hey give us a hand down here, the stormtroopers come up to find out what's going on with that noise, then they steal their costumes and then they do this whole thing where they have Chewbacca, their prisoner , they come. down to pretend, yes, the tk-421 communicator network, why don't you answer? and yes tk-421 is a problem with this tracker oh my god its Chewbacca murdering me and then they have this whole Quinton or you just have someone saying how.
half in the bag the 70 minute rise of skywalker review
They get sent here, that's the perfect scene comparison because it's basically the same scene, yeah, where there's two stormtroopers and they just come out shooting and kill them in this giant hangar where there's windows everywhere, security cameras, so this seems to last 30 seconds. instead of five

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s, oh yeah, it's like eight seconds and then it just runs out, yeah, and it's just a storm and they're shooting everyone in the hallways, yeah, they run down the hallway and shoot a bunch of people and then The stormtroopers are coming. him and Ray just use the force yeah she just does that with all of them are you going to recommend the

rise

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skywalker

?
half in the bag the 70 minute rise of skywalker review
No, but I will point out that this entire trilogy has been a waste of potential. Yes, Adam drives great III like me. I know everyone hates Ray. I still like the main cast. I just don't think they've ever done anything really interesting with them. Yes, this was said succinctly. “Good,” Jay said. I know he wouldn't do it. I think so. I think this is the worst. I think I like the last Jedi more than this and I don't like the last Jedi much either, at least the last Jedi took its time yeah nice and slow yeah this movie was so tiring and not fun enough like oh , is so action packed.
In a way, I'm like I'm done with Star Wars, like a lot of people, it's now, let's talk about the Mandalorian. Can I give my recommendation? Jay absolutely not, no. I echo Rich's sentiments almost exactly, you know the cast is good. Some ideas are good, but overall it's one and I think that's what a lot of people say: it has good parts. Did He leave Me crying? No, I don't mean that if you legitimately liked this movie, you have a low IQ. but if you really liked this movie, you have a low IQ because you're watching all the things happen very quickly and the critical part of your brain that activates, that's supposed to activate, does it right: wait a

minute

, wait one moment. minute, wait a minute, go on, it's like being on I like some kind of roller coaster where you can't even process, right?
I mean, it's just all the undulations and the speed and then at the end, hey. I think it was fun, yeah, yeah, I heard John Williams' score, yeah, it's like you're in the cart going through the haunted house, but none of the scares are very creepy, so they just make the car go by really fast, Well, what was that? a monster always gives us what you know and I think that was the saddest part to be forgettable that the score was because it was exclusive to John Williams the score was forgettable yes, set for the moments when you are supposed to remember Lulla things where they mentioned the old lady, oh yeah, Leia it seems and yet all those things are sure, like when she walks into the throne room of the Death Star, you do, yeah, and the old stings that would appear during the rest, yes, lightning has a theme.
I like your theme. What is your theme? Sorry, whimsical, it's different, okay, so hey, it's something from the series that I once cared about. It's news to me. Madness theme. What are you talking about? It's getting prepared. Ghostbusters only for everything Ray Parker Jr. Look, oh yeah, yeah, that's cool, refer, they're really going to do that song for the new movie when there's something else strange in the neighborhood who called Fin Wolfhard and maybe the girl who was in Godzilla, but if they were both in Ghostbusters, it would be It would be too obvious what his name is uh Billy Bobby Brown Billy brought Billy Bobby Brown really poppy poppy Brown which is funny because Bobby Brown did a song for Ghostbusters 2 it all comes together like the force remembers when it's no more I'll question the logical loopholes in these Star Wars movies, Matt, here's something else that will blow your mind, oh okay, Bobby Brown's Ghostbusters truck.
He said, "Hey, can I have one of those proton packs? My little brother wants one and then Egon tells him no, a proton pack is not a toy cut to 30 years later and kids are shooting the proton packs." has a conner seat directly against Egan's recommendation his own granddaughter paul rudd will be the boy who can use a real proton pack what will the boy be, the little brother? grow up to be Paul Rudd was adopted okay he adopted swing and the lady requested it I left Star Wars, I'm done, I'll never talk about Star Wars again, bye, we'll see, won't we talk about the Picard and the Ghostbusters series? 2020 and everything else that's coming out that continues to ruin our lives, we have never addressed our bust of George Lucas, oh who is it, I thought it was Bob Vila, it's over, although as always remember to like the video, subscribe to the channel and follow us on Twitter Facebook and Instagram and go see the

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