Mother’s Day 2024 Cold Open - SNL

AND NOW A SPECIAL MOTHER'S DAY MESSAGE FROM THE CAST OF SNL. GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE. I'M HERE TONIGHT WITH MY MOMMY, ANN. BECAUSE, AS YOU KNOW, IT'S MOTHER'S DAY IN ABOUT 29 MINUTES. THERE IS STILL PLENTY OF TIME TO BUY A GIFT. I TOLD YOU MOM, MY CHILDREN ARE MY GIFT TO YOU. SO CARING FOR THEM IS MY GIFT? HOW GENEROUS. ANYWAY, WITH SO MANY DISCOMFORT STORIES IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, WE THOUGHT WE'D TAKE A BREAK FROM THE USUAL COLD AND INSTEAD LISTEN TO SOME HOT STORIES FROM OUR MOMS. REALLY? THAT'S TOO BAD. I WAS EXCITED TO SEE WHO WAS GOING TO PLAY STORMY DANIELS.

EVERYTHING WELL. COME ON. MOM, I LOVE YOU AND I AM SO GRATEFUL FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME. WELL, THANK YOU ANDREW. I HAVE BROUGHT PHOTOS. YOU WHAT? HERE'S ONE OF ANDREW IN THE BATH WHEN HE WAS 3. AND I ALSO BROUGHT ONE OF ANDREW IN THE BATH WHEN HE WAS 23. VERY GOOD, MOM. THANKS FOR COMING. IT'S A NICE NUDE. MOM, I'M SO EXCITED THAT YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT. ME TOO, CHLOE. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I'M AT TOM BRADY'S ROAST. NO,NO. MOM, THAT WAS SUNDAY. CAN I STILL DO MY PRANK? I guess. TOM BRADY'S MARRIAGE ENDED SO FAST I THOUGHT HE WAS YOUR DAD.

MOM! OH LORD! HELLO, GUYS. THIS IS MY MOM, MARÍA. HELLO EVERYONE. MY MOM IS MORE THAN JUST A MOM. She she IS LIKE A SUPERMOM. AND she'S LIKE A SUPER DAUGHTER. BECAUSE YOU'RE SWEET, YOU'RE FUNNY AND YOU'RE STRONGER THAN ANY MAN I'VE EVER KNOWN. THAT'S CORRECT. WOW! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, HONEY. AW, THANK YOU MOM. IS THERE ANYTHING SPECIAL YOU WANT FOR MOTHER'S DAY? YOU KNOW, YOU'VE ALREADY GIVEN ME THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL, THAT SKETCH OF BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD, EVERYONE KNOWS ME AS BUTT-HEAD'S MOM. BUTT-HEAD'S MOM, YEAH, GOOD. I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, MOM.

AW, I LOVE SEEING YOU ON THE SHOW, HONEY. IT'S THE BEST PART OF MY SUNDAY. WAIT. DO YOU SEE THE SHOW ON SUNDAY? DOESN'T EVERYONE WATCH IT ON SUNDAY? I mean, on Saturdays I'm at the club. WELL, MOMMY, YOU ALWAYS ASK WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WEAR A BALD CAP ON THE SHOW. NOW I KNOW. IT'S HOT, ITCHY AND WILL MAKE THIS OUR SILLEST CHRISTMAS CARD PHOTO. THIS IS MY MOM. EVERYTHING I DO, ALL MY WORK HERE, I DO IT FOR HER. EXCEPT THE THINGS THAT BOMB. RIGHT. EXCEPT WHAT BOMBS. THOSE I MAKE FOR MY DAD. I MEAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'RE ON SNL TOGETHER, MOM?

I KNEW YOU WOULD BE GREAT ON THE SHOW BECAUSE OF ALL THE FUN HOME VIDEOS YOU USED TO MAKE. LOOK. I LOVE CORN. MM, CORN. MOM, THAT WAS NOT ME. I KNOW. BUT IS FUN. Hey, mom. ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE HERE? OF COURSE I AM. AND I LOVE ALL THE AMAZING PRINTS YOU MAKE. OH, THANK YOU MOM. DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME MAKE AN IMPRESSION? SURE. IN THE THIRD GRADE YOU LOST YOUR GAME BOY AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DID. WAH. MOM, I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE, MOM. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, MARCELLO. YOU GROWN SO FAST, BUT NOT SO HIGH.

THANK YOU. AND CAN I SAY SOMETHING? OF COURSE, YES. ALL THE MALE CAST MEMBERS HAVE BEEN VERY NICE TO ME. OH, WOW. MICHAEL CHE EVEN GAVE ME FLOWERS. WOW! BUT THE NOTE WAS JUST A PHONE NUMBER. GOOD. MY MOM, EVERYONE. THANK YOU. AND ARE YOU EXCITED TO BE HERE TOO, MOM? OH, SO EXCITED. I NEED TO FIND LORNE AND SAY THANK YOU. WITHOUT IT WHERE WOULD YOU BE? A DOCTOR IN A HOSPITAL? THANK YOU VERY MUCH LORNE. MOM, CAN YOU BELIEVE I'M ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"? HONESTLY, NO. I ALWAYS HOPED YOU WOULD BE IN JACK ASS.

BUT THIS IS YOUR WEEK TO SHINE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? RFK JR. THEY SAID THEY FOUND A WORM IN HIS BRAIN. YOU COULD BE THE WORM. OH, THANK YOU MOM. AND WE ARE ONLY IN THE CAST, SO THEY WOULD ONLY LET US INVITE OUR PARENTS. DAD, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE HERE. DO YOU WANT TO RELAX? IT'S JUST CRACK. WELL, MOM, WE ARE THE LAST. BECAUSE WE RUN OUT OF TIME AND WE HAD TO CUT COLIN AND HIS MOM AND CUT THEIR HAIR TO MATCH. WAIT A MINUTE. IF I DON'T HAVE AN LINE, THEY DON'T PAY ME.

WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I mean, I spent days letting it grow. WELL, MOMMY, DO YOU HAVE AN EDIFYING MESSAGE FROM MOMS TO LEAVE WITH? I DO IT. WE ARE FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, BUT WE HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON. WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN WITH ALL OUR HEART. OH, WOW, THAT'S SO SWEET, MOM. I HAVE A TOM BRADY JOKE TOO. TOM BRADY IS SO HANDSOME HE SHOULD CALL ME. MOM, YOU'RE MARRIED TO DAD! IT'S A MOTHER'S DAY PASS. GOOD. EVERYONE GET ONE. EVERYONE RETURN TO THE STAGE. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY FROM EVERYONE AT SNL.

AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!