Minecraft's Dragon Morph Mod Is Very Funny

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accidentally to go kill phil oh no no no no no no no no no no where is the one you called me come with me I'll take you to him I'll take you to him Can I call you drag? Although maybe what your wife's name is, you don't know her name, that's a sexy name, okay,

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, I'm in half a heart, I'm in half a heart, why don't you let me go first? Sh, there's a horny dragon on the loose phil, oh my god, I could use a pat on the back right now. Holy, how are you?

Oh, come on, buddy, what's wrong? Are you the one they call Phil oh oh no wait I have to go save Phil give me diamonds you have five seconds three wait here's the diamond they go two there you go oh thanks for the diamond oh I took a diamond I'm going to give it this diamond to his wife I'm going to marry her we're going to have little dragon babies but where is the dragon dragon dragon listen to me this is called wife dust you give it to the wives and it turns them on oh no I need sex hello who is it?

Me, the sexy dragon, have you brought the condoms? I have condoms right here. Yes, did you bring the video camera filter? What do you think is more attractive? A dragon or a horse. Probably my horse because look how elegant I look. How attractive do you think your horse is? Do you feel like you can't have sex with a horse? Phil, let's not talk about that. Would you like to have rough sex with me? I'd like to have hardcore sex eight seven six more like, am I right, uh, five four, a look at sexting, hey. guys, hey guys, what is a condom?

Let's talk privately in this room here. Okay, when we got married, I thought the world was our oyster. David was not for wife sex. Would you have married me? Bring me more wife dust to find. tommy gave it to me we should find tommy yes I need more wife okay okay okay I'll do it I'll be the editor please cut as much as you can about the fireball coming I don't want that pit Where is Phil's Minecraft? Oh, but. You don't want wife fuck anymore, no, I'm over it, it's dead, yeah, take my hand, I'd like to dance with you, play some music, play some music, okay, that was the best dance I've ever had in my entire life. life. life oh more music dragon yeah i think you have a murder prop problem dragon please please you all been calling me dragon this whole time please call me by my name what's up Keith?

Your name is Keith Dragon, no. you don't know my last name i don't believe what your last name is smith abnormally black name for a dragon what did you say nothing oh it broke it's down here it's down here i see it oh wait he actually found it holy hello you're telling me this will bring me to me wife I am

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excited to see my teachings okay, be careful now, be careful now oh mary beth I have come for you when is the name mary beth hello where is my my wife my wife you brought me my wife alone, you brought me with my wife, uh, about that, okay, Phil, do we win the game now?

About your wife, Keith, uh, what's wrong with her? What's wrong with my wife? She's okay, how do we win the game? Well, we killed the ender dragon, that's the species that's my wife, no, it's the Ender dragon, you knew this was coming, obviously because we're learning, we're like dreaming and you say: your wife is not going to die, no, Not her, what do you mean she's going to die, Keith, don't listen? I swear they're lovely they're my friends what are they talking about where are you going bill we have to go we have to go you guys the sun can come out the dragon has gone rogue he's not the MILF hunter I once thought he was upset Where is he? she?

Which one stayed away from that point? Where's Keith that Phil Big Q? Where's Keith? Where is your wife? Where am I? What have you done? What have you done? What have you done to my wife? What have you done to her? Where is she? Did Phil leave you? It's like a Minecraft thing or you just left it. I think she just left them. Well, what I don't understand. I will do that. But listen to me and I know this is going to be the hardest. What a thing to hear my name is Keith I'm so sorry Keith I think your wife disappeared yeah well then Jens you're going to have to kill me come to me there's nothing to live for in this world nothing can catch me now you have lost, you cannot. win

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hey dragon there's one thing you forgot what you never slept with joe white hello who is keith well but you don't remember why do I have this in my inventory what does this do