Minecraft, But You Shapeshift Every Minute...

of boards, let me turn those boards into sticks, so many sticks, oh I'm a cute little fox, are you kidding me? Just me, oh, give me emeralds, okay? let's do it oh yeah wait this guy yeah this guy got cheaper and sells arrows perfect give me all those emeralds yeah okay let's do this come on you gotta give me under the pearls buddy oh Come on, oh, no, no, of course, now, of course. Now of all times he appears in the polls. Yes, we have done it. I'm going to keep dying, but we've done it. Hey buddy, let's get these endings.poles of yours we have eight, get some more emeralds, buy some arrows and then oh my god, what is this moment?

No, no, come here, come here, come here, no, oh, they're afraid of me because I'm a zombie, no, no, no, no. Are you kidding? Trading has never been so difficult. Okay, buddy, I'm an iron golem. Now, could you trade with me? Yes, one, two, three, four, 12 ender pulses, that's the exact amount, just to make sure we have some extra wood, we'll get two more. sets of arrows and now we have 14 poles, okay I'll just do ten of them for now and we have 12, and now it's time to go boom this way, oh I became withered, wait, yeah, I didn't even do that .

Realize, oh my god, okay, oh, this is really fast, yes, please, come on, let's destroy some things on the way, yes, okay, I have to be careful not to fall to my death, I have to stay down, fly some things along the way, boom, it should still be like this. yeah, it's catch it, let's get into a wolf, okay, that sucks. I should probably make more armor and why not golden boots. You can't see it, but I have armor. Oh, I'm a fire. Yeah, okay, I just have to do it. Fly as much as you can, okay, let's fly far away and boom, launch another one, oh, it's turned, come on, no, that one exploded, damn it, okay, I have to fly low again, I don't want to die, burn down the forest for another, oh, we.

I'm over it, yes that's good and bad, but I did it in the forest fire. I think so, is it here? It's not good, it's literally under the forest fire. Now I have to live with the mistake I made. a guardian right now oh that's the worst moment just when I find out where the fortress is are you kidding me let's go down? I can't? oh oh, I can't go down,

every

thing is fine, I thought I couldn't fit, but I can, I just have to keep remembering to put water in so I can breathe. All those air bubbles are very stressful.

I'm so close to the ground right now. Okay, ah, I'm a villager. Wait a second, oh we found it, oh wait. I'm so confused it says I have 10 hearts but I'm a slime wait I'm setting up my spawn okay I'm fine oh my god wait yeah that's my health definitely failed oh no I can't get through. doors oh this is so frustrating I just have to find it now come on portal where are you free stuff thank you yes I like ender pearls oh I'm annoying I can fly okay let's do this nice and quick come on anything down here can we, yeah, Oh my gosh, okay of course, right while I'm flying, I love that we're you, kid, I have just the right amount, are you kidding me?

Wait, I can fly, I can fly over it, okay, boom, and now I just wait until I transform into something else and I won't fly anymore and I'll fall right into what are you going to give me come on, give me something good wait no, I have to set my spawn oh oh oh that could have been bad what um, okay, I'm a ravager, let's do this. I have a two by two path, it's time to go. Oh yeah, come on, Bertha, it's time to win this. Yes, there are two, boom, three, that's four. Wait, if I look at an enderman, does he do it? t aggro oh and I can fly oh my god are you kidding me?

That's the best time, come on, let's go get them, yeah, wait, maybe I can do it using my ability. Can I go, yeah, no way, oh my god, oh my god, this is crazy. yes I can wait let me hit the dragon with it please come on destroy destroy yes oh my god this is the best this is actually the best ok I need to land I need to eat no my balls Fire, let me hit you, let me hit you, why? Can't I hit you? No, it's okay, I'll fly and hit you, yeah, I hit, I hit again, it's okay, come on, oh, that hurts, that hurts, okay, oh, I'm a zoglin, oh, Bertha, you're done, you're done, come here , if I.

I can kill you fast I can do it so fast come on yeah no no don't fly no this is it oh my god I haven't even shot a bow in this entire game and we're about to win oh no no no no come to your senses this is it here Come on, it's the Ender Dragon vs. the Zoglin, the battle of a century oh, I'm a cat, I'm an ocelot, yeah, the biggest showdown in history, no, no, no, no, leave me alone, why? what would hurt you? a cat, stupid enderman no, oh, no, no, back, back, I won't lose like an ocelot, I refuse, oh, I'm a turtle, let's do this, we get our things back and it's a dream, oh, she's coming down, It's like the turtle. versus the hair, except it's better, come here, wait, I'll make it fly, come on, boom, yeah, a lot of damage, I'll climb, that's this funny turtle, come here, bartha, you want to die, come here, dragon, yeah, yeah, okay, I'll let it go down.

I'll let it go down for five

minute

s and we'll win, yeah, oh my God, we've done it. I'm the Minecraft

shapeshift

er. I'm on fire with a dragon egg, oh my god, bye.