Mike Lindell Pleads for His Twitter Back, Wants to Meet with Elon Musk: A Closer Look

-Well, it's Thanksgiving, so you know what that means. America's crazy uncle, Mike Lindell, is at the table, screaming at the top of his lungs about voter fraud, while everyone else quietly ignores him and eats their green bean casserole. Oh, and also, President Biden tried to talk to a turkey. To learn more about this, it's time for "A Closer Look." ♪♪ If you had turkey today, it almost certainly wasn't one of these guys because they were both pardoned by President Biden on Monday. And Biden couldn't help but indulge in some, shall we say, overcooked Thanksgiving puns. -First of all, the votes are already in.

They are counted and verified. There is no vote stuffing. There is no bird game. The only red wave this season will be a German Shepherd, Major, dumping cranberry sauce on our table. Interesting fact: Each of those puns comes from a book called... I forgive him because he's a grandfather. He is the grandfather president and has been a grandfather for so long that his granddaughter just got married, which means that if Biden wins a second term, there is a possibility that he could be a great-grandfather president, and that would be the first time in US history. United that this happens. .

Or the fifth. I don't know. I tried searching for it on Google. I couldn't understand it. I went in... ...and Google just said, "Do you really need to know?" And I said, "Not really." And Google said, "Come

back

when you have something important. Do you know how many searches we do in a day?" The point is, Biden's jokes were bad, but I'll gladly accept some outdated puns instead of a long rant about how China is working with Hugo Chavez to smuggle counterfeit ballots or whatever Trump used to talk about on vacation. . I have been treated very cruelly, by these corrupt Democrats, perhaps worse than anyone before, and that, of course, is the true meaning of Mother's Day.

Remember when he used to present the Easter Egg Roll at the White House and... ...the bunny would stay next to him for what seemed like an eternity, while Trump talked to the kids about how he rebuilt the military or something? ? And, for some reason, that bunny always made a face like he had just walked in on his parents having sex. Which, presumably, happens all the time because, you know, they're bunnies. "Mom, Dad! No, I'm already sharing my room with 30 brothers and sisters!" To be fair to Trump, I don't know why his staff went to Amazon and he specifically chose the costume called...

However, I did enjoy Biden's shout-out to his Commander dog. That doesn't seem like a joke to me. No red wave, unless Commander knocks down the cranberry sauce. I'm serious, folks, I could do it. That dog is crazy! I'm scared to death of him. Finally, on Thanksgiving Day, he jumped up and grabbed the carving knife, keeping the Secret Service at bay for an hour. They had to throw a net at him! There's also a good chance that I fell asleep in the Acela and dreamed that. No, it happened. For the most part, it was a very traditional ceremony.

There was one strange moment, though, where Biden asked the turkey suppliers how many more they had, he made a strange joke about visiting other countries, and then asked the turkey if he wanted to talk. -How many turkeys do you have down there? Are you breeding? -circle Range raises about 9.5 million turkeys a year. -God loves you, Nine and a half million bucks. I'll tell you what. That's like some of the countries I've been to. And the... Anyway. You want to talk? Yes. -Wait. As? How is that similar to some of the countries you've been to? Did they have that many people or that many turkeys?

No wonder you tried to get the turkey to say something to change the subject. Bail me out, brother. That being said, asking a turkey if he

wants

to talk into a microphone is a lot of fun. Mostly because it's fun to imagine what a turkey would say. Would it be like an Emmy acceptance speech? "I just want to thank my family, my friends, my agent, my manager. Everyone who believed in me. And I want to tell my kids at home, Jeremy and Delilah, to go to bed!" Plus, it's a nice change of pace that the president is willing to share the microphone.

You know Trump would never share the spotlight with two turkeys, unless he was posing for a family photo. They stick out their chests like they were turkeys. But, as you heard in that first clip, Biden couldn't help but take a slight swipe at the supposed red wave that never materialized in this year's midterm elections. Many people, including Republicans, still wonder why that red wave never happened, and at least one Republican pundit on Fox News had a theory. -We have a problem with the quality of candidates, but what we have seen is a real intensification of this problem from top to bottom: not only Senate candidates, but also House of Representatives candidates, Secretary of State candidates , governors and the like.

And it's, you know, what I call MyPillowization of the Republican Party, is that we've attracted more cartoon characters and if someone who speaks at a rally with a president or a presidential candidate is better known as a pillow salesman, they run to the high. darling. -Oh, you can run, but you can't hide from Mike Lindell's voice. No matter how far away you are, you will still be able to hear it. It's like that scene from "Jurassic Park." If at any time you see that the water in your glass ripples, don't worry. It just means Mike Lindell is talking somewhere.

But if Republicans are worried about their party's MyPillowization, then they probably won't be excited to hear the latest news from Mike Lindell Land. But in a way, we are because that's the thing. It's Thanksgiving and just as important as the turkey, stuffing and the football are the crazy guys. And, just in time for Thanksgiving, old Uncle Mike went on one of his usual obscure right-wing TV shows that you can only watch with rabbit ears or a ham radio and claimed he had solid evidence that Elections across the country were stolen. Republicans. -We have cyber evidence of a 37,000 vote swing in the Kari Lake race on Thursday after the election.

We have all the Edison data that came in, in real time, that came in on all the races, including Finchem, Blake Masters. Everyone won, okay? Everyone won. This is as if we were observing from all angles. If you go to Michigan, they have completely devastated the state of Michigan, they have stolen the legislatures, everything. -Mm-hmm. Other races, from Oz. Oz really won. There are all these different races. But they were caught, then. But Arizona is the gateway to all of our... exposing everything, to everyone. We have to... We have to get Arizona. They need to make new elections. -That's right, they need to make a new election.

He screams like he's doing dialogue from a direct-to-DVD knockoff of "Back to the Future." Marty, we have to go

back

in time and make a new choice. I connected the DeLorean to the clock tower and got electrocuted and that's why I talk like that. Plus, I found that Sports Almanac and bet a million dollars on Da Bears. Now, you might be wondering why we spent so much time talking about a pillow salesman. Well, aside from the fact that it's Thanksgiving and we're celebrating the importance of crazy uncles, Lindell has also been a huge influence within the voter denial movement.

As we noted before, he endorsed candidates, appeared at Trump rallies, and, according to The New York Times, passed... First of all, I don't think he has investigators. I think you have guys who are willing to say they did their research, just to get an easy paycheck. Alright guys, did you do all the research I asked of you? "Uh, yeah, definitely. Um... did we find a bunch of cyber evidence using Edison's data to prove that they, uh, completely wiped out the state of Michigan?" Sounds good, guys. Here's a million dollars. Now, if you ever hear Lindell yell, he grabs a lab coat and goes collect.

Also, how does he have so much money? His pillows can be that good. Otherwise, it wouldn't always

look

like he hasn't slept in five years. But I do not know. Maybe they are. I don't know. So let me try one. Here we go. Did you know? I will say it doesn't

look

that bad. No. Why did we move our sound effects guy to Australia? Let's get this one. Okay guys, I want to make something clear. This is not a real MyPillow! I don't want Mike Lindell to sue me because if I do, I think he would laugh at me throughout the trial and the jury would turn on me for being immature.

If you want to sue someone, sue Sal. He writes these. I barely know what these words mean. Lindell is also currently banned from Twitter, as of this recording, but he has been very public about the fact that he

wants

his account back. In fact, he even made a direct plea to Twitter's new owner, Elon Musk. -My thanks to Elon Musk would be, you know, if his site was a new free speech platform, but still, you're going to remove the guys who talk about our electoral crimes and our electoral integrity, I think. Don't think it's so free, Steve.

I think... I think I'd like to congratulate Elon Musk right now. Hey, look at the evidence. They banned me because he was telling the truth. -Would you commit, right now, to doing a live open Twitter with Elon Musk about what he believes is machine-related voter fraud and other things in the 2020 election, sir? -Absolutely. I would fly to him and do whatever was necessary. And I would do it any day, any time, any time of the day or night, and I'll drop everything I have to do that. -Very well, first of all friend, you are on television.

Wear something better than a plaid shirt. Secondly... Seriously. Be a professional. Secondly, you don't need to call it an acknowledgment. Everything you say is a greeting. Anyway, now that we've had our fun, let's remember that it's Thanksgiving. It's a time for us to gather with our friends, our families, and our communities, to spend time with others, to give thanks, and, of course, to ignore our crazy uncles. And if you have a crazy uncle at Thanksgiving this year, don't worry. Just remember the first rule: whatever you do, don't turn to them and say... -Do you want to talk? -This has been "A

closer

look." ♪♪