Meanwhile… Nude Bowling | Cheezy Ranch | NYC’s Super Squatter | Fake Gluten Free Donuts

give up for Louis K in the L show band, everyone right there read oh Lewis oh Sten it's exciting the Night Live show exciting night you know, here and now you need a lot of energy for it, you know, these people know that we all get up around the 6:00 a.m. here at the Late Show we're, uh, we're a joke, Farmers is really what we do for a living, uh, did you catch that? Katie Brit, catch her, oh yeah, yeah, what I did looks like no, no, no, no, no, no. no, she seems like a sweet girl and I hope she has Aces or SATs, that will come up in just a minute.

I really want to talk to him about the State of the Union, the best political analyst in the game right now, CBS's own Mr. John. Dickerson will be there in a moment, America, honey, friends, if you watch the show, you know I spent a lot of time there after reading the news of the day. Forest collecting the most current history. The ebony is formed into a fine case inlaid with lapis lazuli. Luli with a parapet with Petra Dura tablets, all supported by eight inlaid pilasters, to create for you the impressive 18th century Duke of bulur cabinet that is my nightly monologue, but sometimes, just sometimes, friends, I wake up behind from an abandoned Petco where I fish for a greasy cardboard. from a sewer and staples along with Rusty Nails.

I pulled off a discarded shipping platform, then filled it with my belongings and headed to the docks hauling the transitory trunk of news that is my segment, that's the only vehicle I need in the meantime. Starting this week, for the first time, students will take the SAT completely online and the exam is also one hour shorter. It has shorter read pass messages. Use digital tools like a highlighter, graphing calculator, and marker to go back to missed questions and ask them. It's even easier, they've changed the quiz to Minecraft,

meanwhile

the quiz is just Minecraft and this is pretty adorable.

On Tuesday, the fountains at the Bellagio in Las Vegas stopped for a rare visitor, this yellow construction, Lon, one of the 10 rarest birds in America, one of the 10 rarest birds Birds, what are the odds of that? Seriously, what are the odds of that? Because I had like 80 grand riding a blue-winged warbler, they're going to take my thumbs off while Pittsburgh nudists have brought back one of their favorite activities by announcing that

bowling

is back, where nudity is required, although women can wear pants . Unfortunately, they have to rent those pants at the shoe counter, don't worry, he sprays them, although they will all be on the skin.

Event organizers warn that sexual activity is not permitted. That's a good call, but I guess that rule only applies to sex with other people, so you know, fill in the blanks. We are all adults. Meanwhile, there was a huge scandal on Long Island, where a bakery's Vegan Donuts were actually from Dunkin Donuts customers. Yes, this is true. customers became suspicious when the

donuts

tasted good

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to create a new Hidden Valley Ranch and cheese dipping sauce, they are finally joining forces. I mean, it's not how we thought the Rapture would happen, but in the meantime LinkedIn suffered a widespread outage on Wednesday oh no, so how did it do it? people synergize with CEO to innovate B2 BC Suites' analytical brand, meanwhile, for five years, a New York City man managed to live as a renter in a Manhattan hotel by exploiting an obscure local housing law and this

super

squatter

has been identified as one Mickey Beretto.

I am pretty. I'm sure a guy named Mickey beretto can live wherever he wants in New York he's right there at the Statue of Liberty give me your Mickey bertos your Sal I win your my little cousin veto maran longs to breathe three oh here I am Liberty hey this is how The Statue de la Libertad speaks well after being arrested, Beretto says he was shocked when police showed up at the apartment with guns and told his boyfriend I thought you were doing something for Valentine's Day to spice up the relationship until I saw to the officers.

Wow, I have to say I envy any relationship where a strike force in tactical gear breaks down your door and your first thought is ooh, this is probably a sexual thing. Like, mhm, what's up? Meanwhile, a new iPhone update includes new emojis like a lime. wedge nodding and shaking your head and a mushroom don't stop too many we already have all the emojis we need thumbs up thumbs down sexual things and part of a bullet train I can say whatever I want with these like are you okay with us having sex? The bullet train, we'll be right back with John Dickerson.