Mean Tweets – Avengers Edition

Tom Hiddleston is so ugly. Why doesn't anyone recognize this? I really don't understand how Anthony Mackie got this far looking like a bug with buck teeth, but here we are. Scarlett Johansson has the emotional range of a celery. She hates white people. All of us? Why are so many people in love with Sebastian Stan? It looks like a potato. Winston Duke, wide as hell, with crackhead legs. Curse. Elizabeth Olsen has weird thumbs. It's true. Yes. I have weird thumbs. Don Cheadle looks like a cross between a rhyming beetle... a muskrat and a cockroach. That's just above.

From @wehatedbatista. Follow this page if you hate Dave Bautista. He's ugly, a complete joke, he has no talent and he stinks. Wow. Benedict Cumberbatch always seems to have had an allergic reaction to bad shrimp. I bet Tom Holland is one of those white people who applauds when the plane lands. Also, while I'm comparing old people to reptiles, have you ever noticed that Samuel L Jackson looks like a snapping turtle? If a girl wants Paul Rudd, chances are she will too. The Paul Rudd hashtag is . Karen Gillan, once again, let me ask you, who do you think you are?

I don't know. Maybe I'll have to Google it myself. And this one is very simple and to the point. Paul Bettany...what. How did the coolest, blackest guy in the galaxy end up with such an idiotic name like Chadwick? If I said it once, I said it 600 times: Chris Pratt is still a. Maybe Chris Evans is actually a great actor, but he plays Captain America like he's a big, dumb hunk. Wow, I don't... Thanks for watching. And remember, every time you click the Subscribe button, one of your enemies will be destroyed.