May, Hammond, Clarkson "Still, Could Be Worse" Compilation

I was told the charcoal eggs would be delicious. They were

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lying down. It

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. Quick summary of the turn my life has taken. I am 20 miles south, not north of Doncaster. Next to the A1 in the rain. The motorcycle. It's a little broken, what I did was I left the fuel tap on the reserve tap open, so the bike took a load of mud out of the bottom of the fuel tank, clogged the left side carburetor and now it's stopped, it's going to pass. We'll be 20 miles or 10 miles ahead of us when we leave with some work to do, so it

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I think it's

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that rain we had left behind, but I got caught up again because I got delayed having to rebuild. As a result, my carburetor got quite wet, so Saturday morning and the continuing adventures of the black shadow continue. I'm doing this to beat the car, why do I keep going like this? It could be worse, oh, all the pain we go there could still be. Worse, my goodness, we were stuck behind the tractor before it was going 50 according to this, nevermind, it could be worse, yes, James had lost power again, it could still be worse, yes, James had broken down again, time, wrong battery, it doesn't matter, it could be worse.

This time, James had broken down outside a school at lunchtime. Bad news from the Cosworth. There are 45 miles left and my fuel warning light is on, which usually means one gallon left. Still it could be worse in my hour of need. Jeremy was as always there for Yo, yes, James May, ladies and gentlemen, he's about to get shot, well don't gloat, look at this total power, wait, wait, oh it could still be worse. ghost ghost ghost oh Jesus Christ, I'm not sure we're integrating terribly well into this. Perfectly simple filming weekend, well it could be worse, what are you wearing?

Yes, I know I have gone too far. I'm sweating with shame. Well, you're lucky after what happened in Argentina. I can't sweat, I have to turn 59 and Now I have 36 minutes to get there, it could be even worse, it's Hammond, that's Hammond, oh, right? There's only one road that goes north, all the others go south, it could still be worse, Broadway, isn't that where the theaters are? Look, I'm on Broadway Broadway, well, Broadway I'm getting away with, honestly, I'd rather be inside Paul Scholes. This is a car you drive with a long face, but it could still be worse.

You could be in a Chevrolet Aveo. I like basic cars with little power. I think it can be fantastic and fun so I'm surprised they can make this so boring, the steering doesn't make sense, the pedals feel mushy, the seats are flat, the gear changes, I think it's out of place, a gentleman , no, that's not fair to the gentleman, what is it? What happened was Richard and I drove into a cave looking for a rod that isn't here and we don't have reverse gear, but it could still be worse, God it was going so well, my traditional Vietnamese fishing knots have come undone and my centuries-old fiberglass stabilizer. he's gone we're alone we're playing for time and we're running out tell me we stopped here well to steal some wheels or something like that it could be worse how could it be how would this be worth it if this is what the highway is like?

Oh, Jeremy, I always wanted to stay in the Italian lakes. We will stay here tonight. Well, yes, tomorrow we will take my bike because obviously they have been stolen. Well, they said they had a secure parking lot that no one could. I walked in and I can see exactly what they mean. There is absolutely no way anyone can get into this parking lot in any way. Actually it is very simple. You're thinking I'll have faces like people in traffic. There were some miserable ones. It could be worse, a Hammond shooter could shoot you in the back of the head, you've got a lot of smoke coming non-stop, never mind, things could be worse, oh that's it, and I've stalled and overheated, sorry man.

Sorry let's empty our shit ourselves it could be worse oh no while Hammond went for more water James planned breakfast it was also quieter as I put some silences on my jag on top my new system Exhaust is much quieter than before. On the downside, it's making a really annoying jingling noise, uh, and I can't see where I'm going. Still it could be worse. Hammond, yeah, oh for God's sake, what's the problem? Well, I suspect you know, but I'll explain it to you anyway. a horn sounds so they've given me an interesting game now I'm trying to avoid the brake I'm going to have to brake oh no I've lost second gear it could even be worse what's happening driving by the washing machines suddenly the windshield wipers have come on and the engine? it stopped, I didn't ask them to do that, I've never seen anything like that, oh no, the engine is back now, that's very strange, sadly, Mr.

Needham was killed there, but it could be worse, I mean look at me, I'm soaked. From this, I think the show has gone pretty well, okay, it's impossible to think how this could be worse. The air conditioning radiator is useless, it could still be worse. It could be him from there. Yeah, I guess his brakes failed and he got caught on a wheel there. stop backing up, God, I'd like to meet the man who put these big tires on this thing and I'd like to strangle him. Still it could be worse, oh oh dear, although it looks like Jeremy Corbyn is struggling, so he somehow managed to get it.

Going back on your wheels could still be worse, well this is pretty bad, what happened in all those windy parts when the car leans one way and the other is that the bigger tire rubbed the filler tube from the cap to the tank. A small hole was made and fuel was gushing out, so I was getting a little high while driving. I thought it was just the altitude, but it was actually gasoline fumes, so what I'm going to do is drain it. The tank will lower about half so that the level is below that part of the pipe.

I'll repair that hole. I'll put the fuel back on and then put the proper wheels back on. Situation update. The spectators are too close to the edge. I have to be careful how I move, otherwise I will fall into the valley. Still it could be worse. Whoa, oh no. Still, it could be worse. And then it was because it was time to sit down to enjoy Richard's Scottish dinner. Spagbol in batter followed by a fried pie oh why are they giving me such a big caravan? This is hopeless, well, it could be worse. I can feel the damn strength of my ballast and it's good.

I must not be ahead of myself or I will get lost. This stupid thing has my surprise it could still be worse no, oh no, I've climbed a tree, a tree is happening it could still be worse, don't hit the brakes, I can't help it, I'm hitting the brake, oh oh oh no No can I stop now oh, don't go down there, don't go down there, stupid, what the hell is it, oh lord, what is it, what kind of things are happening here could even be worse, oh, he's directing me, I'm not directing him. he's directing me, oh ladies and gentlemen, it's with great shot, I hate trams, they're trains running down the road, the trains can't stop chugging, the tram lines could be even worse, oh, now we're looking at the railroad tracks tram I'm on. the tram tracks I don't want to be like oh there's one going so if it breaks suddenly everyone runs away it could still be worse I'm not a young man and I'm not a fit man I'll be honest and I'm suffering here, this right is really brutal, so what were they thinking when they had streets like this?

I mean, it could be even worse. Look what I've done. I accidentally crashed into Lake Como, but that's okay because if I press this little button here, the wheels have folded and now I'm on a jet ski. Oh, and it gets better because on land it has 40 horsepower, but here in the water it has 140. I think the rust, mine, could be even worse. Before seeing this it was hard to imagine anything more hideous than the real car, but you've done it, Hammond, it's how you've managed to eradicate any sense of place. He is shaking when he looks at the photo of your car.

Actually, he is shaking. Oh my god, I've literally stumbled upon the white cliffs of Dover, it could be worse yet, Mr. Ben Ainslie, sir, yes, please don't take it personally, but this is bloody purgatory. I've done it pretty hard, but it could still be worse. Exa the Renault factory builds itself and you're sponsored by an anti-dandruff it's so good it seems to be working maybe you should try it eh it could be worse it could be a soul now why did it break so soon? Now it turned out that James's celebrations were premature because he had been reading his speedometer in kilometers per hour oh it could be even worse it's five o'clock oh now there's a curve I'm going to have to oh seventy-eight oh corner oh this is impossible oh no, it's talking on the phone oh no oh no well I said that could still be worse, oh dear, get ready to look at the shoes, this is my special face, Phil Continental's secretive cop.

I think that ramp may have been a bit of a mistake because the view from here and the view over that area of ​​trees suggests that I'm actually at the top. from the wall it could still be worse hello, yes, have you seen a Fiat, a small black and white Fiat on your travels, my seats collapsed a lot, it could still be worse, right? Well, I hope I got it right quickly.