Lurch Learns to Dance (Full Episode) | MGM

They are creepy and the nutties, mysterious and creepy, all together, the fools. The Addams Family, the house is a museum, when people come to see you, they really scream. The Addams Family, sweet tea, can also be a witch. broomstick, you can crawl mom, let's make a call to the Addams family a little further up and to the right thing, wide open males, you'll open it and see what's inside. I know it's your annual invitation to the butler's ball that Never Take the Shake. Wouldn't you like to go to that

dance

just once? Why don't you want to go to that

dance

?

It is progressively becoming Shire. Did it ever occur to you that it might not be normal, since darling, it is as normal as? you and me but he should go to that dance it would be very good for him he needs to go out more make more friends maybe you're right but I can handle the situation I'm sure you can die you are such a masterful dish and you caress my cheek like that, It drives me crazy oh baby get a grip baby you're forgetting the fighter ha yeah flock oh yeah. I think we have a problem, the problem is you, lunch, ma'am.

Adams and I have had a serious conversation about your shake and decided that this year you should attend the Butler's Ball. There is something behind this. What is it? You can tell us something so simple that you can learn it in a short time. Come and stumble as you go. tony shakespeare's light and fantastic shovel Milton needs to develop some outside interests that can really stagnate, sir. Adams, he's always developing outside interests right now. I have the most enviable collection of forensic reports in the neighborhood. We talk to you this way because you are more than an employee for us, you are like one of the family that I have decided.

You're going to the butler's ball it's for your own good we want to make you happy look so simple I'll get you a teacher that's a wonderful idea dear why don't you call the dance studio and ask them to send you? an instructor straddling a girl, well, of course, father was right about him faltering being a butler, wanting you to be okay, ma'am. Marshall will send us an instruction. Yes, I'll make sure it's young Dorothy. What would a lady do? Marshalls, her grandpa wants to learn how to make mashed potatoes, please, mr. Walters, give me another chance Sally, I'm sorry you're too new to Walters' custom red dance studio.

I'm sorry we don't have anyone available. I'm available, mr. Adams, we suddenly have someone available, yeah right, babe, anything you weren't on this job is all yours. The instructors should be here at any time. Morticia, who's moving this, uh, no, dear lady, I guess I didn't realize, dear, you should. Be attentive to these things, you already know how close it is to be a group of guys on a trip, they must be the instructors, yes sir, dance instructors are here, yes, come on, there's nothing to fear, it's just a matter of rhythm, we'll leave you alone. and let you have complete privacy no need to be self-conscious excellent idea oh and wobble try to be a little friendly let us see that lovely Lear great shape wobble but you're not keeping up with the music one two three one two three one two three what What happens to Lady Huxley?

Get your tow out of here. Things like this bother him. She's obviously not a good person. Quick, someone grab a glass of water. Thank you. There it goes again. What's all the commotion? Gomez Fred Walters sent us a good fader, maybe you'd better get it some smelling salts thanks, you see, I'll have to file a complaint oh no, don't do that. I always think that I need new people who are dear, you must be terribly shy, oh. no, I'm really very friendly, it's okay, boy, I didn't know that fainting was contagious to sword-swallowing elders, darling, oh, I just felt a little congestion in my throat that cleared up, well, dear, I can't find the shaken, seemed depressed.

From all that Butler talk about Paul, you don't assume he did anything drastic, don't you know the worst? Otherwise, your little vulture would be circling the area. I'm going to have the kids look for it. Little Pugsley has the nose of a Bloodhound, in fact it's the best feature about him, it's not nice to talk about things, but thanks anyway, don't you trust me? I'm your friend only because we want you to go to the butler's house, bah, it will be fun, I like it. Being so nice has to be miserable in the end I'll teach you how to dance, grab an autop lady, she's a great dancer.

I'll have your dad sing another time now. Smile for tisha. Consolidated fuzz. I just hit 212. I sold it for six. I saved all my taxes. Honey, I want you to know that Wednesday's taught alerts how to dance capital she wants us to go see him right now, of course, you'd like to learn it quickly, he's so agile. Morticia consolidated if Isis returns at six, oh, I bought again. in 212 what an unusual system you have dear I want to talk to you about stacada ballet doesn't seem to be his cup of tea I don't think he needs something more modern so I have decided to teach him wonderful I can only see his face, this is one side, you don't know what you're missing out,

lurch

, lady.

Adams won the Twist award at the Funeral Directors Ball they awarded him the silver urn John you'll make me blush now that you're getting I think he lost a tooth oh dear Levy went overboard he must have thrown his back thank you for the diagnosis. kid, don't worry, wobble here in the best hand since dr. Schweitzer, oh, that's right, mr. The Addams treatment for Grandma's back had the entire medical world raving, yes it's very difficult, hey, it's already loud enough, I'm sorry my love, I don't know my own strength, it's turning a beautiful shade red, it's more magenta, a very popular color this year, well, it will be better. try again you've done it again it's like new another triumph for medical science the Nobel Prize couldn't accept it why don't you go to Sweden and leave the children this could become a habit now on your feet and with the dance listen dear I think wobble is a little shy with you oh why should we call another instructor a waste of smelling salts who not only needs a great teacher but also a great psychologist a brilliant tactician a rigid taskmaster I could never fool you Remember, look, you're not dancing with Mr.

Adams, it's not me, I stagger inside, beautiful lady, shooting, seductive, smaller, you are the proud prince of the pompous, you bring the older girl closer, what's wrong?, stagger, you didn't shave, the Miss never did my job, I think you have it, what did I think the rack helped? Your back, buddy, I'm just getting a little rest. Shake is putting on his new costume. Little Wednesday chose it. I know I'm afraid his heart isn't in it yet, although honey, do you think we're doing the right thing by making him go? we must not allow ourselves to be afraid I remember my cousin blob deathly afraid of ghosts ghosts not eating what he himself oh yes I hear it on a dark and stormy night there are no strange sounds from the attic they are not cousin blob I know that grandma squints she note for his superb laugh like music to my ears shake you look magnificent that costume is you shake it is for your own good darling what do you think is fascinating dear but what is it?

It's my costume for the butler's ball but you mustn't say a word to make me wobble. I want to make sure he's not too lonely, that's a very thoughtful question, but don't worry, the girls will flutter around him like shopping malls around a store. call and now ladies and gentlemen, for the annual Fred Waters dance contest, by special request, we will have a tango, here it comes, that was a wonderful thing you did, Tish, oh honey, I didn't do anything else, I'm just glad having taken off that horrible costume and put on my beautiful dress again.

You didn't do that bad, how did you do it? you get them to change it for a tango contest. Oh, I promised them a big contribution to their pet charity. How nice of you to have pet charities. It's been an exhausting day. I think I'll go down and relax a little bit on the nail bed. good morning dear you seem very happy I am darling my spines came out so nice and pointy this year they talked about green thumbs you have a red thumb hello it's the weakest the dance instructors hello yes well that's wonderful mr.

Rourke, okay, bye, she says her boss found out that Lurch won the contest and she's giving him a long-term contract, that's wonderful, honey, you know she did encourage Lurch. I think we should buy him a nice gift, yes, but I already have it. a big bottle of smelling salts that you can use