Love Has No Boundaries | Gabriel Iglesias

I had someone not only come backstage this person paid to get into my dressing room okay yeah he didn't pay me the way he didn't pay me. I am honest. Well, if they had paid me, you wouldn't be here in this story. This is what I get into my closet from the bathroom. I just finished taking a shower and I'm in a towel. Entered the room. that this man was a very wealthy businessman in the community, that's okay, and when I walked into the room, he was wearing a very, very nice suit, so when I saw the suit I didn't think twice because he looked professional.

I thought maybe it was. The general manager of the building, one of the concert promoters, could have been someone's agent, so when I walk in the room and I could say, hey, can I help you, he looks at me and it was the most awkward conversation I've ever had. . and he says listen, I'm NOT here to waste your time fluffy, I'm prepared to take care of you. I'll give you a new Lexus and an allowance that's more than you make as a comedian. I have never been more disgusted and offended. because of the fact that i wasn't gay because finally someone wants to take care of me you know how many people i take care of have never been offered a Lexus and should?

I felt horrible saying no to this guy I still think of. if i still have the houston number i'll tell you something and i don't know how this will end but i will say it. They would make an amazing gay couple. I would until that part. but even then, have you ever driven Alexis? Those are nice, sometimes you have to grab one for your own team. I'm just saying now in all seriousness, I don't want to be funny, no disrespect, let me tell you the reason why he would be an amazing gay. couple the level the level of communication between two men is so high that i could actually get an answer there could be clarity and understanding i could hear a yes i could hear a no do you know how many relationships i've been in and i still don't know?

I don't know the outcome of certain conversations. Very simple yes or no questions. That's what I would do. Something as simple as baby, you're hungry. if I don't need it right now you know how I'm going to get there later so I guess it's probably a good idea if I start eating right now but it really depends on the options what do you think? What's with this baby? Where would you do it? like to eat you know guys yeah finally everyone is pointing to someone right now guys im good this has to be you guys would think this is the safest question in the world to ask but it's not , they'll just pick something they know I'll go with the flow whatever you decide is fine by me you know me just pick something it's fine let's go to Burger King I don't like Burger King why don't we have to go to Burger King can of burgers no Give me Chara the genre is mexican diarrhea how is this how you feel you really really want to know how i feel good you know maybe if you pay attention from time to time you will know how i feel you don't need to have to ask me that question because you would already know exactly how i feel the amount of time and energy i have spent to tell you how i feel you have the nerve to ask me how you feel now imagine the exact same conversation between me and mr.

Lexus, do you know how efficient that conversation would be? Hey bro, you're hungry, you thought you'd never ask what you want to eat, whatever you want to eat, let's go to Burger King. Ok, we come home and I ask them, hey, how are you feeling horny? You need? How do you want to make this heads or tails? It would be efficient you you