Louis Katz - Louis and the Tramp - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

show business. So I think, like, I don't know. Maybe Scientology would be a good fit for her. If she ever quits heroin, she will need an equally time-consuming hobby. Maybe Tom Cruise will come out ahead and save the day. That's how it is. The creator of the jockey style. And then at one point even these nice ladies say: We don't know what else we can do for her. They say, let's call 911. I say, wait, don't do that. I kneel down and start whispering in his ear, like, like, look, toots, stop fucking around, they're going to call the police.

I don't want you to go to jail. Please get up right now. And as I talk to her, her head feels heavy in my hand, I can't find her pulse, and she doesn't seem to be breathing. Then they call 911 and an ambulance comes screaming into the parking lot. Somehow they manage to revive her. As soon as she comes to, she starts kicking and screaming, freaking out even worse than before. It takes two large paramedics to hold her down. And they strap her to the stretcher, and they push her into the ambulance, and there are tears and mascara running down her face, and before they close the doors, I say, look, you fools, please, she just listens to the doctors. .

Do what they tell you and you will improve. She says: I'm never going to get better! And that leaves me breathless, because I realize that maybe she's right. You know, maybe she never gets better because maybe no one really gets better. You know, I thought if she fixed her, that would fix me. But I could not do it. I wish she could, but I wish she knew how, I wish there was some kind of instruction manual for fixing people. And the ambulance leaves, and one of the ladies approaches me with a kind look and says: Have you ever read "Dianetics"?

And that was the moment I stopped being romantic. Thank you very much guys. Good night. ♪ ♪ - Louis Katz, ladies and gentlemen.