Life Is Worth Losing - Dumb Americans - George Carlin

but say what you want about America, the land of the free home of the brave, we have a moron floating around in this country, moron, yeah, yeah, now obviously that doesn't include this audience, I get that you seem smart and perceptive, but the rest of them. Holy bouncy balls

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er than a second coat of paint and this isn't just ranting and raving this isn't just venting I have a little bit of evidence to back up my claim it just seems to me that only a really low IQ population could have taken this beautiful continent, this magnificent American landscape that we inherited well, in fact, we stole it from the Mexicans and the Indians, but hey, it was beautiful when we stole it.

It looked pretty good, it was a pristine paradise. Have you seen him lately? If you look at it lately, it's shameful that only a nation of ignorant morons could have taken this beautiful place and turned it into what it is today, a shopping mall, a big shopping mall, you know that's all you have, that's all what you have here. people, mile after mile, mall after mall, many, many malls, big malls and mini malls, they put many malls between the main malls and between the many walls, they put them in the markets and, Between the mini marches, they got the lots of gasoline for cars. stations muffler shops laundromats cheap hotels fast food joints strip clubs and dirty bookstores america the beautiful great cesspool transcontinental shopping and how do people feel about all this how do people feel about living in a coastal mall at cost? well they think it's just dandy they think it's cool because Americans love them all love them all that's where they can satisfy their two most prominent addictions at the same time buying and eating millions of semi-conscious Americans day after day shuffling around the malls shopping and eating, especially eating, Americans love to eat, they are fatally drawn to the slow death of fast food, hot dogs, hot dogs, hot dogs, cheeseburgers, triple bacon, fried butter sauce, pork fat and cheese, mayonnaise, soggy grilled mozzarella, melted burger, Americans will eat anything, anything.

You sold sautéed raccoons on a stick. Americans bought them and ate them, especially if you dipped them in butter and put a little sauce on them. This country is the time of the pig. Forget the bald eagle. You already know what the national emblem of this country should be. be a big plate of macaroni and a big plate because everything in this country is king size, king size, extra large and super jumbo, especially the people, have you seen some of the people in this country, have you taken a good look at some? of these fat people walking around, fat people, oh my god, huge piles of redundant protoplasm lumbering through shopping malls like a fleet of interstate buses, the people in this country are huge massive bellies, monstrous thighs and big fat asses, and if you stand there for a minute you look at one of them you look at one of them you start to wonder how this woman takes it how she does it and even scarier how she wipes her butt can you even locate her she must need help they are paramedics trained in this field and standing right next to her, of course, with a plate full of nachos and a bite of cake while her clueless husband joe has six abs with his monstrous swollen beer belly hanging dangerously over his belt, the beer belt buckle, this Dude hasn't seen his dick since. the Nixon administration and if you stand there and look at the two of them, you start to wonder if these people are really capable of this man with this woman.

It doesn't seem structurally possible that these two people could achieve penetration, maybe it does. Are you in that circus of the sun or something, I'm telling you that the people in this country are half of all of them, one of them is 50 pounds overweight, they are gigantic and in the summer, God help us, in the summer everyone They want to wear short clothes. pants jesus lord protector of all that is good and holy deliver me from the fat people with shorts everyone has shorts big bellies fat thighs and

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kids shorts big bellies fat thighs and dumb kids everyone has two dumb kids with them and the whole family wears t-shirts and everyone has the same t-shirt I'm wearing, stupid apparently in this country stupid people are an extended family and in addition to wearing t-shirts, everyone in the family carries a backpack. a backpack strapped to their back so they can carry a bunch of stupid stuff and the reason they have to carry their stupid stuff strapped to their back is because their hands have to remain free at all times to hold the food and bring it to their mouth where they mess with the rest of the disgusting things they ate that day and another reason for the backpacks is that these people are going to buy even more stupid things, they don't have enough stupid things at home, they just had a stupid sale that they had to buy.

Plus, they're going to go out to the parking lot and put these things in the big, fat, ugly oversized SUV that has a lot of room, a lot of room for the stupid ones, and a lot of room left over for these big, fat, ugly ones to get it. they stop at home, of course, to buy jelly rolls and fried dough these people these people are efficient professional compulsive consumers it's their civic duty consumption is the new national pastime baseball is consumption the only true and lasting American value that "They don't have things they don't need money they don't have on things they don't need so they can max out their credit cards and spend the rest of their lives paying 18 interest on something that costs 12 .50 and they did it." Anyway, I don't like it when they come home, not too smart people, not too smart, but if you talk to one of them about this, if you isolate one, you sit him down rationally, you talk to him about the low IQs and the behavior fool and bad decisions they immediately start talking about education that is the great answer to everything education they said we need more money for education we need more books more teachers more classrooms more schools we need more tests for children you tell them well, you know We have tried all that and the kids still can't pass the test so don't worry we are going to lower the passing scores and that's what they do in a lot of these schools, they lower the passing scores now. grade so that more kids can pass more kids pass school looks good everyone is happy the country's IQ drops another two or three points and pretty soon all you will need to get into college is a pencil, you have a pencil, come in there, it's physics so everyone wonders why 17 other countries graduate more scientists than us education politicians know that word they use it with you politicians have traditionally hidden behind three things the flag the bible and children no child is left behind no child stays behind oh, very good, that's how it was.

A long time ago you talked about giving kids a head start. advantage. left behind someone is

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ground here but there is a reason there is a reason there is a reason for this there is a reason for this there is a reason why education sucks and it's the same reason why it will never ever be fixed it will never get better no you look for it be happy with what you have because the owners of this country don't want that I'm talking about the real owners now the real owners the big rich business interests that control things and make all the important decisions, forget about the politicians, the politicians They are there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice, no you have no choice, you have owners, they own you, they own everything, they own all the important land they own. and they control the corporations that they bought and paid for long ago the senate the congress the state houses the city councils have the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies so they control almost all the news and information You can To hear that they grabbed you by the balls, they spend billions of dollars every year lobbying to get what they want.

We know what they want, they want more for themselves and less for others, but I'll tell you what they want. they don't want they don't want a population of citizens capable of thinking critically they don't want well-informed and educated people capable of thinking critically they are not interested in that that does not help them that goes against their interests that is correct they do not want people who are intelligent enough to to sit around the kitchen table to realize how badly they are doing with a system that threw them overboard 30 years ago. They don't want you to know what they want.

They want obedient workers. obedient workers, people who are smart enough to operate the machines and do the paperwork and dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with lower wages, longer hours to reduce benefits, the end of overtime and the pension that disappears every minute. you're going to collect it and now they're coming for your social security money, they want your retirement money, they want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street and you know, something they're going to get, they're going to get. all of you, sooner or later because they own this place, it's a big club and you're not in it, you and I are not in the big club, by the way, it's the same big club they use the beach with on your head all day. a lot of time when they tell you what to believe all day long hitting you over the head in their media telling you what to believe what to think and what to buy the table is tilted friends the game is rigged and no one seems to realize no one seems to care much honest hardworking people, of white collar, blue collar, it doesn't matter what color shirt you have on, good honest hardworking people, continue, these are people of modest means, continue to elect these rich people who don't care, don't care. about you, they don't care about you, they don't care about you at all, man, you know, and no one seems to notice, no one seems to care, that's what the owners are counting on, on the fact that Americans will probably still be deliberately ignorant. of the big red, white and blue cock that gets into them every day because the owners of this country know the truth.

It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.