Leaving Things In Shamrock Shake For A Month

top of the pig intestines, let's talk about that mythical good day. Our summer tour is officially on sale today. You can see us live in concert June 21-30 and you can check out all the tour dates at rhettlinklive.com redlinklive.com on Sunday. It's St. Paddy's Day and we've been preparing to celebrate Ireland's patron saint scene for over a

month

and no, we're not turning Link into a plate of human meat with corn and cabbage because apparently it's not very clickable in cabbage, no, it is not. We've taken the two most iconic Irish liquids on the planet and we've soaked

things

in them for a

month

on the shelf where we leave

things

we call the shelf we leave things on we've made coke lye air Guinness salt pool water, nail polish remover, mouthwash and champagne, but today, in the spirit of St.

Patrick's, we open the big vats of McDonald's

shamrock

shake

s we have on hand and Irish whiskey, it's time to put the St. Petty's Day edition on the shelf, OK? I will be presented with an item with two options for what happened when that item was left in a clover

shake

or Jameson for a month. I heard this, but it didn't work. I usually fart when I do that. That guy left the hand part. if we get less than half right, we get to give a leprechaun foot massage on Instagram if we get more than half right, we get the leprechaun foot massage oh god look at the Irish cheese in

shamrock

shake for a month good idea, sounds good.

I think it also crumbled into yellow pieces like a minion's heart after a bad breakup or turned green on the outside but stayed white on the inside like a garbage truck full of drunk Mormons. Okay, okay, white inside, I get it. Get it, you know, my first instinct is that because there's a green dye in the shamrock smoothie that has turned a dairy product green, putting another dairy product in it will probably continue the process of turning it green on the outside and it's just as bricky as that one isn't. I think it's going to crumble into pieces oh, that's Dubliner cheese, so we say it's going to become Mormon.

The good thing that fell apart into pieces is pressurized, okay, so I can't tell if it fell apart or turned green. we're going to have to dissect it oh my god oh my god oh my god what's back oh it smells horrible can't you smell that oh my god I can't smell it I'm missing that don't get in it get in the jet stream bro because it smells horrible you are you I am like I am like it's like when you lose your hearing in a tone oh my God you can't smell that I can't smell anything your nose is broken can I smell? things let me stir them let me stir them I can smell you oh my word oh yes look there it is look that there it is that's green buddy that's green okay, let's see if it's white inside how did you not smell it?

I don't know that man, oh look, everyone here has a mask because it stinks so much. I'm really worried about you right now. I can smell stinky cheese and I don't like it. I'm legitimately worried about you, right? Now I'm always a little worried and look at that, yeah, we were right, so we're right. The white inside is white and there is no smell there either. This is a dish of pig intestines. Look, can't you smell it's horrible? You're cool, what happens when you leave them in clover shake for a month? Okay, so first of all, let's get rid of these.

It doesn't need to stay here, but really yes, yes, I have regained my sense of smell and my sense of meaning and that is this doesn't need to stay here, so for everyone's sake, yes, I'm glad that you let's have a look because okay, let's look at our options after they left them and shook the clover for a month. Did the pig intestines split open and explode like Aunt Debbie's new breast in the hot tub? It's just that our pitiful Debbie fell apart and sank to the bottom like Aunt Debbie's old chest in the hot tub.

Okay, something new, something old, well, the last one in the. The bottom of the hot tub, the last one that wanted to take off the top, I guess the milk fermentation process in the clover shake leads me to think that this one might want to take off the top and exploit what you're saying. is that when we remove the top, the top will disappear because it came off and exploded. I just think they're saying it's pressurized, you want to go with pressurized, yeah I'm with you so we're saying an uh oh. yeah, it's gone yeah, it's gone this is like one of those scientific farms where they like to cut the side of the cow and you can go up and put pressure on it if someone got hurt when this thing exploded you did it right, but look Okay, now it's well, and you'll see it turned them green, I mean the power of clover shake to turn things green is something to behold, oh my, oh did they go on?

Oh, here's one that doesn't smell so bad when it doesn't, oh God, yeah, okay, you know what, okay, it's horrible, yeah, yeah, let's get that smell that I don't smell, I don't breathe, I'm not going to live anymore, actually, because, oh, doing that won't help you get it. Out of here, we did well. We have a bath bomb that is just for reference, but I'm going to smell it. Smells good. Oh, that's so much better than pig intestines. What happens if you leave it in a shamrock smoothie? for a month, I don't know if it turns completely orange like Donald Trump's pillowcase or separates into different layers of green like a racist community of frogs oh god, oh god, oh man, well, it's already a little orange, Would it turn orange?

Don't know. I think so, I think it's going to separate into a racist community, definitely racist, because there are probably ingredients inside this thing that have different qualities and buoyancy and bath bombs are mysterious. I always knew we're going with b, let's see, oh wow, look. in that look look how perfectly and there's a bath bomb and that was pressurized too so okay I mean the last one totally exploded man okay throw it away it's not good or take it out you know what , but does this racist community of frogs need to do it? get along so let's mix them up, let's make them homogeneous again there's no there's no solids there there's no solids we're having science what oh what yes you see the yes now they got together and they're reproducing now let's move on to an article that has been left in Irish whiskey for a month and which article has the most historically contentious relationship with whiskey, penis, bull penis, to be exact, good sir, no boy, I'm a little envious, oh God, that's a listen, this isn't a anatomy class. but it was provided that we could convert it into one, what are our options? rhett made this bull penis after

leaving

it in irish whiskey for a month, how did we get here?

He turned white and shed his skin like my friend Christina skinned her when she got married. George White or turns brown and tender like my 12 year old good luck banana. Do you think Jameson could tenderize the meat? I think I believe it. I mean, if you marinate raw meat in whiskey, you think it tenderizes it. Brown and tender. Ah, it turned white. and to scale I think it's white and yes me too so let's find out okay it still seems fine so they're not pressurized because it's not a shamrock shake it's just whiskey so you take it out carefully, OK?

It looks like it's brown and tender. How tender did it get? Not so tender. Yes, is it more tender? You might want to play this one. Oh yeah, just to see how much more tender it browned and softened. We messed up with this one and we really didn't. I actually care a lot about the next three items. Let's play a slightly different game. They have been left on things for a month. We'll have to guess which one sucks more and then rank them from there, so one thing. What we did was we left kale, which is basically the nutritional opposite of shamrock smoothie in a shamrock smoothie, okay, and we also left cat poop in whiskey, thank goodness it's sealed, it's a good idea for a long time and we left McDonald's fish fillet in a clover. shake it for a month so it's okay well I mean right off the bat I would say cat poop with whiskey smells the best it neutralizes it I think whiskey just sucks the life out of everything yeah so that's what sucks the least, ha.

I'm understanding correctly and then it has to be that fish is worse than kale, but it's from McDonald's, yeah, that's why I say kale is kind of disgusting. Something unpleasant happens to this. Do you think there was a reaction? Yes. Yes, because this right here has preservatives, yes, yes, yes, and this is just kale. I could even say this, but I'm not going to back down, so let's start with I guess these are cat poop. unless it is let's start with that one so we say that's the best oh that's where it is yeah it smells less so let's open that first and you'll smell it we'll both smell it no pressure maybe less float .

First, like they teach you in chemistry class, oh, it's, it's stuck, there we go, come on, come on, yeah, it smells like whiskey, doesn't it, you're about to hit it, you're about to knock it over in our lap. that would make you angry yes, but I haven't done it right, it smells like unnecessarily sweet whiskey, it's not, it's not good, yeah, okay, maybe let's seal it right, we have to compare it, we have to compare it well, we can compare. Taking this off, okay, and now you know what, move it to you I just don't want to, I don't want to say this is the blevish fish, oh yeah, oh no, oh my god, oh, I gotta get my I gotta get mine oh first oh god that's bad oh I would have a hard time believing it could be worse sir broken notes I have to go up there what happened to you I don't know I can't smell it it's so weird horrible I'm smelling strawberries smelling that's horrible man I think I'm going to have to be the judge of this here we go that no, I don't smell that oh, I'm having a problem, maybe we need to take a trip to the hospital oh look that's turning into cheese it's rising it's moving look it's doing look it's bubbling God is too bad I don't know which one is worse than the other okay link that one this way to find out oh there is no rat's ass for science oh no no I honestly don't know the answer it's so bad in many ways well all I know is that we had right about the cat poop that everyone here loses you already knew that's what we thought you were right, okay, you can't call it a successful round, congratulations, oh, don't we look like winners?

Scientists everywhere are watching and they are inspired, yes, to the elementary science class that is watching this because today you have a sub, we hope you learned. a lot but you know what we also left glasses of lynx in shamrock shake for a month oh that's where you've been thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing do you know what time it is Hi guys I'm Tyler the best It's Ethan. We're from Clarksville Tennessee and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology, you nailed it, click the link above to see the results of a big mac soaked in whiskey for a month again, where the whale of ethics will land, take your pick between zip ops crewneck and pullovers available now at Mytical.store