BRUTALLY Roasting Tommy Little & Friends | Tom Ballard

Isn't this an amazing lineup, everyone really knows who's who of who was available? Luke McGregor is here presumably for the shadows. Curious fact. Luke is actually a nickname, it's short for his real name, Leukemia, um, oh, too far. Li McGregor looks like what would happen if Nick Cody grew up next to a nuclear power plant Luke McGregor looks like Ginger Megs if Ginger Megs got the role of Tom H in Philadelphia there really aren't any lines, we've come this far My friend Dave Thoron is here Yes, I agree Dave Thoron is here because under Australian law, every comedy event is legally required to have at least one Dave Dave Thoron is a straight white man named Dave talking about his kids and dogs.

He really is the factory setup of an Australian comedian if Dave Thoron were duller. a full-time gig in the transportation program and Tommy Nick Cody is here because Ben Robert Smith was unavailable Nick loves the Armed Forces. He is desperate to join the SAS CU. He thinks it means Sexual Assault Squad. Nick Cody looks like Hoppers Crossing Frankston. Nick Cody. He's such a dumb Bogan, he makes Brendan Favola sound like a philosopher Nick Cody is a giant. Ginger should be in the Spice Girls. They are jokes. I love Nick Cody, he's a complicated guy. Nick, yeah, he's a

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nebulous and loves the UFC about him, but. also went to the Taylor Swift concert, that's cool, now I think it's time to address the elephant in the room and by that I mean Adam Gilchrist's ears, why do you listen to Gilly?

Shouldn't you be in a naughty cartoon or telling Dumbo Yu his Real Dad, hey, you know what they say about men with big ears, gross! He would never have been disgusted by it. Adam's ears are so big that the only thing they match is Tommy's nose and Tommy Li's nose is so big. The bags of cocaine tell stories about it to scare them. kids Adam Gilis used to play cricket for a living which is embarrassing get a real job loser get a real job be a comedian like me or work at 7-Eleven like D or be a spy for the Chinese government like Lizzy Carl Cheller is here apparently I didn't hear him, he said I got distracted, he's here but I'm going to be like the rest of the comedy industry and ignore him, just Carl, you're ugly and everyone thinks you're a car.

God, me. I'm smart Lizzy, Sonia dioro and the singer dur are here because the awakening has gone crazy. I'm glad they're not sitting next to each other, otherwise we'd see each other a

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too much. SPS I'm kidding, you guys are so funny tonight. and it must have been very difficult to do it in English, offers for a good friend of mine, maybe it's in Dyan. I'm a celebrity, get me out of here or a famous master chef or a famous Uber driver, to be honest, I'm always kind of like that. Nervous about the deal because he seems like a suicidal bummer in the middle of an explosion.

I'm fat but I'm funny, it's time for the fan of the moment. Tommy Little, all saints. I love Tommy Little so much and we can probably stop pretending that we do. Actually, he's not a roast, guys, this is the only way we could get everyone Tommy Little is in a room to let them know that they all have HPV. Yes, even men it turns out Tommy's cock is more disease-ridden than the Royal Family. Tommy Little. Because he was such a horny guy, they asked him to leave Epstein's island because he was making everyone else uncomfortable. Hey, here's something I didn't know according to his website.

Tommy Little is a comedian. He has performed many brilliant shows at The Comedy Festival over the years, none of them. Which I've been able to see because I've been too busy winning awards in all seriousness. Tommy Little is one of my favorite comedians in the world to jerk off to when I'm home alone. I love nothing more than taking my dick out. putting on one of Tommy's specials, hitting the mute button and absolutely going to town with My rockard Little Dicky Tommy is very handsome. The only thing I dislike about him is his comedy, his laughter and everything he says and does.

I can be tough as a rock. while I look at his Instagram, but as soon as I hear him handing out his dog supplies and his dumb, dubious Croatian real estate agent voice, my voice becomes softer than a puppy in a pile of dirty clothes, it's okay, I just one hour left.