Kris Jenner Talks Khloe, Lying About Kylie, and Literally Keeping Up with the Kardashians

The whole thing with Tristan was unexpected, I guess, for everyone. Very unexpected, but Khloe is amazing. I am very proud of that child. I get a lump in my throat because she's a good mom, and honestly, it gets very emotional, because I was in Cleveland last week and it was snowing, and she was curled up in the baby's room, and the baby, and she just concentrating on that. Just being a mom, her baby, and I think that's what her sisters are also doing. So we're all... She's very excited about motherhood and trying to learn how to breastfeed, which is a little complicated.

Has she still not downloaded it? Well, she's trying. She's really trying. I understand that it is very difficult. Yes it is. They don't go straight to it and stick with it. No. That was a little complicated when I was there. She is discovering it day by day, and she is already the best mom, and that baby is so cute. Little Tru. I mean, you... But as a mother, let's put your whole TV show aside, everything aside. You know, she's your daughter and she's about to have a baby. Literally any day. Then that video comes out of it.

I mean, you have to... And also, including the show, because you're like, what... what are you doing to my daughter? Number one. You must have been furious. I think we do what we always do. And that's taking action with love, and we all got on a plane and flew to Cleveland, because that's what we know how to do. I am there to support my children no matter what. And I do the best I can, like anyone else would do for their family. We all do it. We are a lot. We all come together, do things together and are a force to be reckoned with.

So we got there and supported her. She probably gave birth a few hours after our arrival. It was crazy. But at the same time it was very exciting. That's also... You probably wouldn't have been there if that hadn't happened. Not everyone may have been present at the birth. I think it all happened simultaneously. I mean, we knew she was going to have the baby in a week. And then she brought the doctor. So she had the doctor on the plane and the nurse practitioner. And I say, "We have to get there!" And then we called from the plane and asked, "What's going on?" "He just had the epidural." And we thought, "What?" I didn't even think we'd make it.

So we did it. But you had the doctor on the plane, they gave him an epidural and you still hadn't arrived with the doctor? No! No. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Like you said, "You can't write this stuff." Wow, that's crazy. I didn't know you traveled with your doctor to go to Cleveland to have the baby. Yes we did it. The Kardashians have their own doctor. That is incredible. Well, you know. There are many... I have nine grandchildren. Nine! That's a lot of little people. You're also very good at

lying

about them, because the last time you were here, I asked you if Kylie was having a baby and you said, "I don't think so." I say, "I don't know." Do you ever confuse your lies?

I like it... Because you lie to me all the time. Do you confuse your lies about...

keeping

track of what's in the program and what's not? I practically lead a very confusing life. I am confused at all times. It is a natural state. Yes, it is something natural. So I can't... so I just mutter and hope they believe it. But I never do it. What about that? I know! I never. You have my number. I know you're

lying

about everything. So whatever I ask you, I automatically think you're lying to me. It's like the opposite day.