Kris Jenner Spills on Her Family in ‘Keeping Up with the Blank'

We return to the most famous mother in the United States, Kris Jenner. Very good, one of the things I love about your

family

is your openness. You will talk about anything, completely 100% honest. Yes. Now it's a game called Keeping Up With The Blank. You just have to fill in the

blank

. OK. My favorite daughter is? Oh man. Come on. Of the day? Yes today. Today? Khloe. Very good. Tomorrow I'll have to unplug everyone's televisions. After all, nothing relaxes me more than a good stiff? Vodka. That's how it is. Lookout. Lookout. She knows. I always have to fill Belvedere when you come.

Belvedere, that's right. When I call,

blank

, they never answer. That's probably no one. Everyone picks up for you. Kylie. Actually? Yes. Does she not answer? Not much. I wish Kim would stop posting blank photos. Out of that. I don't... I don't know. If you can. Her cooking photos. You're a liar. So many kitchen photos. So many. Stop cooking. Muffin. Where will my next grandchild come from? Kurtney. Is it okay, really? Or maybe Kylie. What do you think? Are you asking me? I think Kourtney... yeah, babe. Maybe Kendall. Oh. Kylie...because Kylie...they're back together, right? Her and Travis.

I don't know if they are back together. They are just great co-parents. They are together. Yes, they are together a lot. MMM. Well, that's good. When am I always on vacation? To drink. To drink. To drink. Is my daughter smarter today? Kim. Today is my favorite grandson? Well, I saw it just before I came here, so it's Dream. Oh. I thought it was a good idea but do I really regret it? Drinking last night. You should never do it, blankly, on a first date. Have sex? That's right? It would be good advice. Yes. Not on a first date.

No. Does going on Ellen's show always make me feel? Warm and fuzzy. Oh. The stupidest thing I've ever done for money was? Where do I start? You're thinking about a lot of things, really? Yes. I'm thinking about things you throw at the wall, like throwing spaghetti against the wall. For example, silly deals that you could have said yes to that didn't make sense. Yes. Well, everything turned out well, didn't it? Yes. She did it. Yes. Everything turned out well in the end. Okay I love you. I love you too. Thanks for being here. Keeping Up with the Kardashians premieres March 26 at 8/7c on E!

We'll be right back. Hello, I'm Andy. Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel so you can see more great videos; like videos of me freaking out or saying embarrassing things, like a hammer, and also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities, if you're into that kind of thing. Oh! God!