Kobe’s Best Ridiculousness Moments | MTV

- Our guest today won five NBA championships and two gold medals. -Kobe! Kobe! - An Academy Award! -Kobe! Kobe! - A number one New York Times

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seller! -Kobe! Kobe! -He is the creator of The Wizenard Series! -Kobe! Kobe! - Give up for Kobe Bryant! (audience applauding) - Hello, how are you? (audience applauding) - I'm fine. - MVP! MVP! (beep) MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! (audience applauding) - We've done 300 (bleep) shows. (Audience laughs) We've never had an entrance like that. - Never! - Well. (audience applauding) - Thank you. Thank you. - I mean, when the world started filming itself and being like Kobe! (Audience laughs) As a kid, it surprises you how big that got? -Yes, he did, he did. (Audience laughs) -And he took on a life of his own, right? - Yes. - And the problem was that there were so many incredible people shouting Kobe, but there were so many (bleep) (audience laughing) that said, they just thought that if they said the word Kobe, they were ready and they just weren't. 't.

Like this "Bargain Bryant's" category, take a look. (audience applauding) - Kobe! (audience laughing) - Oh brother, brother! - He said, Kobe, he couldn't even move his feet, man. -Kobe! (audience groans) - He has to get over that though. (Audience laughs) He doesn't really have Kobe's mentality, he gave up as soon as he fell. - Well, you gotta shoot through contact, man. (audience laughing) - Here we go. -Kobe. Oh, (beep) (audience groans) - Oh man. (Chanel laughing) Start one, I wouldn't even want to say the name. - Did you know? The ice went into the bucket. - Did. - Did. - True true. - The ice inside. - It's like, at least, at least it wasn't on the floor where they had to clean it up. -He likes recycling, he kept the cup. (Crowd laughing) - Kobe M.

Bryant. (audience laughing) - Okay. - Wait, what did he just say? Did he say, Kobe um Bryant? Did Kobe say um Bryant? (Audience laughs) And why is that empty box in the refrigerator? -Kobe M. Bryant. (Audience laughs) - Man, he just. No no. (Chanel laughing) Not even in the stadium. - Well. -Kobe. (audience amazed) - Oh man. Oh man. -He had the spirit, he had the spirit. He felt good, man. -Kobe. (Audience laughs) - She went after the ball. - Oh, that's great, I love it. -Kobe! - Oh! - Mamba mentality book, right? As if the Mamba mentality ends up being this type of mentality for literally anyone. - Good. - Whether you're in business, whether you play sports, whether you're like, whatever you do.

I mean, I sit here and I think I have the Mamba mentality. (Chanel laughing) If I had to describe it, I would say that I am the

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version of myself. And I (bleep) go and I'm optimized. I have the Mamba mentality. That's how I think. (Audience laughs) - That's exactly what it is, man. It's being the best version of yourself, right? You get up in the morning and try to be better today than yesterday. - Yes Yes. - That's all. (Audience applauds) - Look, everyone in this category must have the Mamba mentality, take a look. (audience applauds) - I mean, you don't understand that, look, look, pause, pause.

Let me tell you right now, it's not enough to just step into a video game machine and be able to do this. (Audience laughs) This is a man who dedicated his life to it. -His life. - To dance and spin. (Chanel laughing) Become a teacher. Look at the foot speed! I can't even see, all I see is his handkerchief. (Audience laughs) - These aren't real dance moves either. - These are real dance moves. - These are not real dance steps. - Well. - He can't be in the club doing this. (audience laughs) -No, if he's in the club doing this, there's literally a circle around him.

And do you know what they're shouting? MVP! MVP! (audience laughing) Here we go. I will never slack off. Was over? It's over. It never ends! - Oh! - It never ends. - That was one of the best (bleep)! Look, he's in shock. (audience laughing) - Man he is. He was just winning. - With the swing of legs too. -He brought everything, he missed it. Yeah! -He doesn't know what the hell happened. (Audience laughs) - You don't have it, okay? (Chanel laughing) - Oh! (Audience applauding) - Oh man! -Although he is so arrogant. - Man, I'm not going to look back.

I'm not even going to look at my work. (Chanel laughing) -Although he has to work on his celebrations. -Yes, look at him, he looks at this. - That's what you expect from dodgeball. (Chanel laughing) - You know (bleep) it gets real and ping pong. (Rob screaming) It's over. - Oh! (Audience applauding) - From under the table, brother. - That's what you never give up. You know what I mean? -Look at him, it seems like he was at an auction, right? With your hand simply raised? (audience laughing) You bet on that! That's crazy. - Wow. Wow. - That's crazy. - Well well. - No. - What is this? - This is not possible. - Oh! - Oh! - Oh Lord! (audience laughing) Oh my God!

He is a superhero. - Check it out. -He is a superhero (beep). (The audience applauds) - Are great shooters born or made? - Made by the man. - That's all. - Done, that's all. Hours and hours. - So you're trying to tell me even with perfect biomechanics. - Yes. - Perfect, like clear 20/20 vision. Just being able to shoot. - What shot is that? - I don't know what that is. (Crowd laughing) (Chanel laughing) - Look, in my mind, I made like 37 free throws in a row. (Audience laughing) - Shot put. (Audience laughs) - But there is no doubt that you have to learn.

You have to build that. You have to earn that in the gym. - Yes, you have to dedicate time to it. - Because, how many shots would you make each day before starting to practice? - Thousand. - Well well. - Oh. - Wow, we're talking about Sundays, Saturdays, like days off. - Yes, yes, yes, every day. Every day. - Every day? - Every day. - Man, now do you miss going through those thousand shots? - No. (Audience laughs) (Chanel laughs) I enjoyed it at the time, but I'm fine now. - Look, everyone in this category is an incredible shooter, but not in basketball.

We call it "Hot Shooters." Have a look. (Audience applauding) Shot. - Oh! - That's crazy. It's crazy that his nose actually absorbed it. - He had like a splinter between his lips. She just (bleep) threw it. - How the hell? - It's like what it is, is it still there? (Audience laughs) There she is. What's up Deb? - Oh! -Oh brother, look at his face, brother, how delicious! -He is very happy. - He must have found the right one too. -Yes, no, he did it. She caught, she caught the ex-girlfriend in that shot. (audience laughing) (Chanel laughing) - Got it. - Oh! (Audience applauding) - Man. - Was that a pancake or a pizza? - High risk, high reward, man. - Pancake, right? - It has to be a pizza. - No, that's a pancake, that's a big pancake too. -Trying to tell me that he's making giant pancakes at night. - At 9:00 p.m. - Okay, with the parents. - Oh! - Man. - Catch! - That is far. - Catch! (beep) - This is going to be amazing. - That's hilarious. -He will get it, he will get it. - Hey! (audience applauding) - That's good. - Oh! - Oh! - Oh Lord. (Audience laughs) Oh my God, the precision. - Man, show me some crack and I'll sink it. (girl laughing) - Guys! (Audience laughs) - He feels good and we should celebrate it.

In your book, you said that wetting someone and wetting in general is just showing dominance, right? - Yes. - In your career, what is the mate that you loved, when you think about it do you smile every time? -Dwight. - I thought the same thing. - Yes Yes. - Dwight was good. -Dwight! - Dwight, Dwight's was a form of basketball baptism. (audience laughing) - Oh (bleep), poor man Dwight. (audience laughs) -He is baptized, it is a good thing. -Then, when he came and played, we don't have to talk about the man. (Audience laughs) Here's the thing, dunking someone is showing absolute dominance.

But it's much worse when you're a giant man who shouldn't get wet, right? - Yes. - We won't give any names. (Audience laughs) This category is dedicated to being immersed in "Dunk Domination". Have a look. (Audience applauds) Someone stop him. - Oh! - My man hurts. Put your pants on too. (Audience laughs) - That was like creepy, futuristic kids all coming with their phones. - TRUE. - They all became media. They became the media very quickly. How do you feel, how do you feel? (Audience laughs) - He liked it, anyway. Yes, go ahead. (Audience laughs) Chuck from ESPN, yeah, that was a crazy dunk.

He just put it on her. (audience laughing) - Oh! - That was a week, brother. - It is? Have you ever broken a board in your career? - Have. - Have. - Yes, it's a good feeling. - It's right? (audience laughs) - You break it in the gym and immediately execute the (bleep) out of there. - Yeah, man. (Audience laughs) Uh oh, uh oh. - Oh! - Why do you take on that position? - Look. - What are you doing? - Where is? - What are you doing? - Where is? - Oh! - You can't be under the edge like that, standing there like that, buddy. (Audience laughs) (Chanel laughs) - You can't, you don't have to jump either, but you have to put your elbow in your stomach.

Get out of the way! - What did you expect to happen? - Oh! - Oh, that was unpleasant. She walked a little bit in the air, look at it. - Oh Lord! - That's crazy. - Oh, give me that. - Oh oh oh oh. - Oh! - Oh no, oh no young man. - That is simply disrespectful. (Chanel laughing) That's just disrespectful. - Because I had no idea where the ball was going. Oh Lord. - Oh! (Chanel laughing) - Okay. Win the Academy Award, man. What, what a remarkable, remarkable achievement. - Thank you. - How was that feeling? - Amazing feeling, man.

You know, being in that industry after coming from one and then again trying to figure out if you can do something other than play basketball. - Yes ok? So winning an Academy Award for something I wrote and produced is a beautiful thing, man. - Yes man. Would you ever consider acting and trying to win an Oscar? - No, it's not okay. (Audience laughs) - I don't have patience for that. I don't want to sit there all day. I do not want to do that. - Now, are there many people in the league who could win an Oscar for how well they are failing? - Oh, yes, sure. (Audience laughs) Many failures. - Harden. - Well well. - Oh, Harden is my man, that's my little brother.

Stay away from Harden. Although he fails, you know. (audience laughs) But he also gets a bucket, so. - I forgot you were in the middle of the Harden controversy, man. - That's my boy, that's my boy. We can bother Vlade Divac all day. (Audience laughs) Like a fish out of water, man. (Audience laughs) -Man, he could actually win an Academy Award for his ability to fail. - No doubt. - Everyone in this category could do the same because they are also nominated. Have a look. (Audience applauds) Here it is. Oh! Oh. (Audience laughs)-Bruh, bruh, he was doing dance moves, bruh.

He liked a little snake movement. (Audience laughs) -No, he did it, man. - Electric boogaloo. - MC Hammer. (audience laughing) - Oh! Oh, that's right, this is my performance reel. - Oh! - Okay, you know what? (beep) (audience laughing) - You want to know what? (beep) (audience laughing) You want to keep stealing my shine. - He didn't go for help at all. - That's not Lassie. - That's not Lassie at all. - It's not Lassie at all. (audience laughing) - Uh oh, uh oh. - Oh! -Did you see how fast he was going? (audience laughing) - They just attacked me! -Brother, he threw his elbow there. - Look friend, he likes it.

Oh! (Audience laughs) - Oh, at least be good at that. (Audience laughs) - You don't want to hold these hands. (Audience laughs) - Dude, really? That was the entire series against the Sacramento Kings. - Oh! (The audience applauds) All series last, all series last. Looked at him. (Audience laughing) (Chanel laughing) Brother, get up brother. (Chanel laughing) - Oh my god, this is so cute. (Chanel laughing) - Oh, he got you. - Oh! - My God, my God. (audience applauding) - Oh, it's incredible. - That is incredible. (audience applauding) - Thanks to Kobe Bryant! The Wizenard series is now available, check it out!

I'm Rob Dyrdek, see you next time on Ridiculousness! (intense music) - Kobe! Kobe! Kobe! Kobe! Kobe! Kobe! ♪ Yes, yes, yes, yes ♪