Karl & Warwick best bits on An Idiot Abroad

so let's see how this was done I've seen people in the dragons so we're more useful things this is a death trap we don't have to send people outside it's in court it doesn't work just call it isn't it coming out, take out the yellow card, take out the card yellow, Warwick, you've had it in your ears, well no wonder you haven't liked shooting yourself since you've been here, you just got your whole hole blocked up with wax. Oh my god, it's disgusting. actually it's that you should clean your ears, you dirty little one, it's deep in your ear, it could actually be like some mud and two swords, Warwick model with the amount of wax that came out of his head, wait, they knew that you would come now, that is.

It's funny, it's applause to see them, don't worry about this little harness they're wearing, like a little bunch of grapes coming down the load, look at it, oh, it's incredible, because they're normal, right? They're normal-sized

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s. . Can. Baby, my God, you saw fat baby Carl, he's not overweight, it's just that they're chubby, he's just a fat little puppy, I don't see many Chinese, well, a little bit of Oliver, let's run, come on, come on, no. Sure, Ward, it's silly, they say, oh, this one's a little more special, so spend some money and they push to do things that rip you off.

It's all cheesy, but it's evolved. I'm sure when it started it wasn't like that. I'm not a guy, although open a briefcase with a selection of woods, now what do you do if you really love them, use this stuff. Mahogany, it's the

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you can get. I'll send it to Evan as fast as any of these other old ones, buy this one. stuff here I wish I could go out when everyone is doing that then I go out and do something different, give some energy and then just sneak back in like this, all we need is a deer bill on the next bow, no one cared.

I have a dwarf and a balloon, there is no danger, so no one cares. Why don't you show this concern with me in my jet pack? I did it, didn't I? You were, oh, that's a little disappointing, this will make up for it. Yeah, it's funny from below, isn't it? I think that has brought us closer together. There is no control over your butt the moment you land in India. That's all. Your butt has a mind of its own. It just comes with every meal you eat. a first main course pudding jesus christ it's like a Primark deal it's a toilet to be honest it's useful to me as I'm not at the moment the toilet has a shower door which is way below the way it gushes out of my ass Kyle from Samsung, see, I don't think you see what everyone else sees, you know you were up there, having to go to Warwick, Warwick's, down there, actually, with a little tear, I want I mean, you didn't cry on camera young, wait, I did.

I don't mean to, it's just oh, here we go, I ate that, what was the last thing you saw a panda doing? That's useful, well I know that their urine is collected by the tribal people of Sichuan and if someone swallows a needle. they would drink it, it would dissolve the needle, but what we're doing now is saving the

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s if they eat needles, that's nature's way of getting rid of them. We're saving everyone now, that's the problem, the only bad thing we can get out of. He has a disabled license plate for his car. They're going to take it away because you can't climb things like this and then come home.

I need to park and that already happened, but they told him I can't. Come closer to The Edge because where are your knees? Do you have knees? Yeah, yeah, this is where it gets silly. Now he was happy with the jacket which, as far as I was concerned, ruined it. I look like a spoon, there is nothing wrong with this. People complain about being in a tight space you're not the one I'm trying to suck yeah I'm letting it get here where is where is your head? I can't see him grabbing them all, no wonder they're disappearing if they're like you, it's like dragging a chicken with a vacuum cleaner, you know, I think you're walking, it gets stuck under a chain, you have to walk back and unlock it , that's how it has been with your big, smiling face he doesn't want to be part of it he looks at him he's thinking what am I involved here why is he hanging out with these you see he's out to make new friends look maybe there's something good on Twitter and Facebook in Myspace and that gives you the opportunity to meet new people if you live in the middle of nowhere, leave them without beds.

I mean, people like to see little oddities in life. We have evolved. You are not that much. smiling faces and they should be with what you're wearing it's my yoga pants like an Oompa Loompa I'm just not a good swimmer and I have my scaffold tied back it's meant to be the future well they wouldn't catch me We wouldn't allow it at home, no There is a way you have to get permission to have a greenhouse, but why wouldn't we allow it? Well, I don't understand what's so strange when you come to sell it, people are up there. oh this is cute, oh what's down here for storage? and you come here. oh, there's Elsie, there's Auntie, Auntie Jean, we, uh, we're not in the head, what do you mean?

Yeah, because it was horrible, honestly, it was Misty and the bathrooms were shocking. there was excrement everywhere Jillian Mckeith that was the only person who would have liked that little uh that little boat ride oh Jesus there are more stairs. I'll tell you what you can't be a Buddhist in a wheelchair, honestly there are people here who would watch Attinborough. and think it's a cooking show Warwick, have you seen pound signs. I will tell you that we will have to check the car when we leave to make sure we haven't added. Maybe he'll give us one of his own.

He's thinking he's getting a little. Dude, now take it out, put it in, so what do you know about Buddhism? The Dalai Lama is a happy and stress-free guy, but he doesn't live a normal life. We all did what he did. How would anything be done? Brenda Whittington moved to London with her cat, okay, she looked after the sort of thing for her own amusement, the cat gave her company, it was a symbiotic relationship, honestly if you offered me a cat now I'd make a trade .