Just my luck...

Before I start this video I

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want to quickly tell you that the merch story is the best way to support the channel besides

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watching and it's essentially like my version of Patreon except you don't have to pay monthly and you actually get stuff from he. well anyway find the link in the description uh that was a bit heavy coming back from interdimensional time, hell you know it's not important, the important thing is that I want everyone to know that I'm really doing it, I'm fine, it definitely seems like it. It may have worried my comments section a little, but I want everyone to know that I'm doing it, I'm doing it right, it might be okay, and I appreciate, I appreciate the concern, I get it, I get it, I get it.

I wrote The Help, well, a while ago with a completely different mindset and be honest with you. I do not regret. I love that song and in the music video it's beautiful. Everyone who worked on it did an incredible job. Yeah, I just pushed them. go go see it go listen to it interpret it however you want to interpret it as long as it's not Adam hates his fans because that's wrong don't do it don't do it a good friend of mine zolinky a shout out to my boy Once said in a great way, that sticks out to me It stuck with me when I talked about a song he created, that the artwork was this cool little time capsule of how he was feeling at that moment.

That's how I feel about my song too. I like to create things when I feel things like anger, happiness, anxiety or even lack of chalky milk, not only does it help me cope, but I also firmly believe that the best content is that of substance created for a momentary truth, to unless it's racist. racists can do it alone. I think a lot of my videos are time capsules of some kind and it's always interesting to watch my videos and see how my mindset has changed or stayed exactly the same, which is bad or not. It's kind of like I still think I have the worst

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on the face of the planet, like the time I decided to buy donuts at three in the morning, have you ever tried to fall asleep but then couldn't?

That's me like once. every other week and every time that happens I decide to treat myself before heading to my local 24 hour donut shop run by this really sweet old man I like to call Big D like he's donuts and his huge cock the other week. living one of those days so I decided to get in my car and start going to see the homie D unfortunately for me on the way absolutely nothing happened and I arrived safely, fortunately the universe decided to give me some content because as soon as I arrived there, I walked up to the window where you order and was met with nothing but complete disappointment.

The donut shop was closed. Oh, that wasn't as exciting as you expected. Well, wait, give it a moment because you'll see that it wasn't bad

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. Part of my bad luck is not just closing stores when I expect them to be open no, no sir, this curse of mine derives from a much deeper hatred towards whatever horrible and probably racist deity is in charge of the destiny of our planet because then I had noticed that my favorite donut shop was closed. They punched me in the face. Some random guy out of nowhere blocked my stream, most likely because the rebellious deity of destiny was bored and he thought it would be fun, but it wasn't.

That doesn't mean he's okay, he's freaking out right after the guy booked him the wrong way and disappeared into the void of Darkness, which is the Alleys of Los Angeles, yeah, I have no idea what happened, look, here There is a photo that I am not taking. This looks at my mouth, so it's all scared, there's blood and a bruise. My theory is that the guy was probably homeless because his hit felt like he was into nutrition and most likely he was trying to sneak attack me for my uh Donuts and then I quickly realized. there was no Donuts and I ran away, that's my theory, okay Adam, I once said that this dog I found on the street a couple of months ago had no name tag, no address, there was just nothing there, so i took him home and called him shorty, he was amazingly good. - a beautiful Siberian Husky mix who was so smart that instead of eating your homework he would not only finish it for you, but then eat it without breaking eye contact to teach you the valuable life lesson that not everything is given to you to you.

An easily very intelligent dog. One day my friend Dave, when he was a boy in a band, called me and said: Hi Tom, it's me, Dave, from boyinaband. I am in the city. Can I go visit you? Charlie could show you. I was like, bro, come wink-face. I had about two hours to clean my small apartment before he arrived, so I sat down and played Luigi's Mansion 3 on the Nintendo Switch. An hour goes by and I'm like, "Oh my God, I still have time and I'm still playing Luigi's Mansion 3." on Nintendo Switch 25 minutes go by and Sharbie looks at me with this expression "hey maybe you should clean your apartment" and I was like "You know what, shorby don't and continue playing Luigi's Mansion 3 on Nintendo Switch." and I get a text from Dave saying I'll be there in 25 minutes oh no I still have I jumped up from my couch and immediately started cleaning I washed the dishes, cleaned my tables and grabbed all my dirty clothes just to throw away what in my closet I had About 10 minutes before Dave arrived and I only had one thing left to do, empty the dumpster.

He looked certain to be dead in his luscious baby blue eyes and I murmured, You're the man from Now I'm home, son, and I went to take out the trash before leaving. I turned on the Roomba to vacuum the joint because, wow, the shorby liked the shed, completing the task of taking out the trash. I look at my watch and see that I'm done. With seven minutes to spare, I ran back inside to continue playing Luigi's Mansion 3 on Nintendo. There are everywhere. Why are there everywhere? Turns out he probably wanted to teach me a different valuable life lesson.

That lesson is: don't leave your dog alone for three minutes. next to a running Roomba because it could and the Roomba could pick it up causing it to get stained literally everywhere in your house. I get a text from Dave five minutes until he's there. Have you ever broken the speed force? Don't go broke, I guess. Neither did I for what seemed like the longest four minutes of my life. In complete panic, I scooped up as much poop as I could using nothing more than toilet paper, water, a sponge, and probably sprayed enough Febreze into the air to melt the ice caps with a single swipe. minute to spare Dave arrives and I pretend nothing happened nice place you smell good you pretend buns tell them nothing happened a couple of days later I found Shorby's owners and he got his little happily ever after after making mine a little hell of he was a good dog anyway, now I like him, you might be thinking, man Adam, you're right, you're unlucky, that's not even the worst story.

A couple of months ago, my friend Jameson invited me to hang out with our friends Jordan, aka the pivots. xxd and Kelsey aka aunt darcar aka my wonderful background artist I said "what are we doing" and he said we want to go see depressed animals doing depressed animal things so we went to the zoo. There is one thing on this planet that I enjoy looking at. most of them and they are large lizards that can devour me in a second if they wanted to, the Komodo dragon. Komodo dragons are as incredibly cool as if they had the word dragon in their name, if that doesn't get you hot and bothered.

I don't know what it will be anyway, it was the only thing I wanted to see but of course Jameson Jordan and Kelsey wanted to see everything else before that. We spent more time trying to find the bathroom than trying to see my wonderful Komodo dragons. It took us about an hour inside the zoo until we finally came across a sign telling us where they were and oh man, my heart skipped a beat. Anticipation was building and I couldn't help but feel so much joy as I went. To feast my eyes on such beautiful, wonderful and majestic creatures, read it closely for your work, why is it closed?

It was closed. It was the only closed exhibition. Come on, the only thing I wanted to see. Just my luck. Gotta love this amazing curse of mine. What a comical moment, yes, but to be honest, I had a great time anyway and I didn't write the ending to this set either.