I Was A Weird Kid

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I tried Vegemite for the first time the other day, right, oh man, that's a lot, it smells horrible, yeah, I'm not ready, I'm not ready, I'm ready. You're not afraid of anything conquer your fears I'm not afraid of anything except sea cucumbers whale in the Heights it's not that bad it's not bad at all oh okay I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay, it was fun, contrary to popular belief . Honestly, I don't think it's that bad. I mean, it's incredibly gross, but not as bad as people think. Plus, I ate about a spoonful and I'm pretty sure I'm just saying that.

I pissed off all of Australia, so yeah, I was a

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kid anyway, let's talk about it, according to my mom, I was a handful as a kid at the age of three. He was super hyperactive, incredibly handsome, and for some reason, he had a crush on bananas. I love them so much to the point where my mom literally had to stop buying bananas because otherwise she would know my little Nana's senses would go off and she would know just when one of those delicious yellow potassium boomerangs walked into my house and Yes, there was a banana in my house, for God's sake, it was going into my mouth, wait, no, it didn't sound like, I really like bananas a lot, but that's me, it's not that there's anything wrong with putting a banana in your mouth, it was, it was going. to eat the bananas I was three years old one day my mother decided to buy some bananas but she knew that if she saw them they would immediately be devoured so instead of putting them on the kitchen table with the rest of the fruit she decided to find a hiding place where the bananas should be. upper cabinet no, I'd probably forget it's there under the sink no, you can definitely reach down there um how about uh ah on top of the refrigerator she knew my Weakness is the only thing that could stop me from acquiring those golden arches of soft delights.

At first I didn't know they were up there, but one day I was watching some Teletubbies drinking from my sippy cup and enjoying a relaxing day without worrying about taxes when suddenly the power went out. What happened? What is this? Where are my Teletubbies? Oh hell, hello, excuse me tall lady, but you see a problem here, whatever, my Teletubbies are gone and I don't have object permanence calculated. It's already out, so I think they died, so fix it and bring me my tubbies. I need my why don't you listen to me? Hmm it seems like the power went out.

I'll be right back baby, stay here finally now, what am I supposed to do? Sit here I'll probably die of boredom before she gets back. She could go have some apple juice right now. What is an Apple? What is juice? Where the hell is that tall lady with my telly to say hello? It was like Fate, no matter how far away you are. keep us apart the universe knew the universe knew those bananas were meant to be digested by my stomach fluids according to my mom she was looking for her phone to call the electric company to see if she needed to pay a bill but she forgot to leave put it on the kitchen counter, so he left his room, went downstairs, went to grab the phone and to his surprise, he saw me sitting on top of the refrigerator with my baby feet dangling, living the good life and eating bananas .

She said she had no idea. How did I get there and it was okay, I was just there, how did you get there? Laugh while you can, mother, because now I can see the peak of your hiding skills, well, I'm just starting to take advantage of mine, aren't I? just go up, you see, I've finally realized the legend, okay, I think you had fun, let's go down now, you little nugget of shit, that's right, you're not dealing with the average baby anymore, mother. Adam I have no idea how I got here. I think I'm stuck, get me down from here please, move forward a little and my imagination is running wild in my newly formed body.

There's really not much I can do at that age because well, I can't drive, go places. I'd just stay up after eight, watch PG-13 movies, or even drink my juice boxes full of wine, so I'd let my imagination loosen up a bit and play a good pretend game. It mainly evoked the typical kid things that you To know the kind of things a seven year old would probably do in Shadow, we need to calculate the amount of money we earn during the year and subtract 25 to give to the government, while at the same time We worry if I even did the calculations right and I hope to do small jobs before this facility detonates, don't bring my mother into this, okay, okay, before you make fun, yeah, I had a dog Shadow the Hedgehog, I mean to an action figure, and yes, it was amazing.

I used to do everything. With that dog action figure, Shadow was the friend during summer vacation. I had a cousin who we should call King Waldorf, who came to my house to hang out, but like I said before, we were kids and there's not much you can do as a kid except let your imagination run wild, so that's exactly what We normally went through cute, innocent superhero battles, damn, there's no Shadow here, oh, there he goes and I hope he sends my condolences to Maria and that's for you. You thought you could defeat me! Moving like you, son of your father's house, you killed my best friend, well look on the bright side, you'll join him soon enough, any last word, yeah, like a great man once said, you were too slow, Wait, what wasn't that song?

You can see things got a little dramatic now that I think about it, my seven year old self would be amazing at making horrible fan fiction, to be honest, although it's not too strange for a child to play pretend, but after that day, I'm pretty sure I stopped talking to my cousin for a whole month because he murdered my Shadow the Hedgehog doll, I mean, action figure, fast forward a couple more years, 8th grade I think, and my Shenanigans still haven't gotten me let go, so me and a couple. The kids loved playing hide and seek in the dark around our apartment complex.

It's probably not the safest thing in the world, but yeah, it could be worse, it could be doing drugs. Some kids hated playing with me because of how scary it would be when they came to me looking and how frustrating it would be to hide the reasoning behind it is because I was one of the few kids who didn't really care about bugs and trash so I literally I would just hide in the bushes waiting for my next victim or I would go full ninja mode and literally hide in the shadows so no one could see me at first glance one day we were playing and people were starting to understand how I worked as soon as the game started , the Searchers. and the hiders would look for bushes and take a second look at dark areas only to find me, they were trapping me left and right to the point where I needed to develop a whole new strategy, so my 14 year old self decided it would be a great idea. go to the camping store with my mom and buy things that a kid like me shouldn't buy I decided to buy a balaclava a black sweater a rope thing to trip my victims some black pants and some black sports shoes, you can see where I'm going With this, you might be asking, wait, Adam, didn't this catch your mom's attention?

I don't even know she was just going with the flow. I mean, it was my money, so she didn't really care, eat though. the cashier was a little more cautious. I would like to buy all these things, please, okay, thank you, so what are you doing with all these things? Oh, you know, the usual, okay, come here please, geez, Mr. Williker, of course I can. So moments later he came back and of course he brought his good and cheerful friends, the security guards, so why are you buying all this stuff? You know, the usual, what does that mean to you, kid, what are you planning to do with all this stuff?

I'll put it on and hide in the shadows waiting for my next victim to unknowingly pass by cute victims and what are you going to do when you catch said victims? I put my hands on them, of course, so they lose the game. Oh, so this. It's a game for you, okay, I've heard enough, you'll be gone for a long time buddy, so yeah, hide and seek is a game, duh, what else would I use this for? wait, oh oh oh oh oh oh no, you. You're wrong, I then explain to security my plan to hide in the shadows like a full-fledged ninja and they seem pretty calm afterwards, one of the guards even said that he wasn't going to lie.

I wish I had thought about that when he was a kid and then I come back. At home and once again we all started playing hide and seek in the dark, of course my plan worked perfectly, no one saw me coming. I was tagging kids left and right, taking advantage of every opportunity I could, no one could find me once again. It was the Assassin Ninja Warrior. I was respected for being one, yeah, it was a great time to be alive. Oh, and the police were also called about a suspicious character wearing a mask. Okay, goodbye, I love you very much.

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things you did when you were a kid. I would love to read them. I love it. You know, reading all the stories you guys put inside the comments section was really fun. Also, yeah, okay, it was. He was a weird one. kid when I was a kid but it's okay if you're weird then who cares okay okay I remember when I was little I had an I had an imaginary friend with my cousin who we'll call for bra, but barbaduke like years later I'm talking about maybe A year or two ago I asked her, "Do you remember that?

Do you remember that imaginary friend we had the dolphin? It was a dolphin and she looks at me and says, Oh yeah, he died." I don't explain why he died or how he died, he just died, he was poor, he was also a dolphin and dolphins are cool, I guess I mean, they're from the ocean and fuck, fuck, the ocean at this point, I'm just talking about trying. To try to make the fan art go well, yeah, once again, don't forget to like, comment and subscribe, and I almost said see you next time, but that's not it, that's Markiplier, stay hydrated, oh, it's like a spooky little stream.