Jordan Klepper vs. Trump Supporters | The Daily Show

Bendu Trump spoke out before, no sir, what are your expectations? True, true, in a triumph, yes, good luck, bomb brocco. I had a lot of it from 9/11, and part of it not always being on vacation, never in the office, why do you think Barack Obama wasn't there? in the Oval Office on 9/11 dad, I don't know, I'd like to get to the bottom of that, you know, you know who's a citizen, yeah, if you don't look at the birth certificate, there's almost no evidence there exactly, so there's nothing. . Barack Obama could prove that he was born here if perhaps there were witnesses who attended his birth, like his mother, would you listen to the father?

No, no, she has motivation to live. Don't you trust Donald Trump's birth certificate either? Because he's been here forever, how do you know what your test is? Well, his parents and, but no, but they are biased. I'm talking about people who might be biased. Well, I'm just using your logic against you. okay, other than having no evidence, what evidence do you have? I don't have any serious point, your opinion, what's your source, just Facebook or Twitter, I mean, I do it all and I look at similar facts and you put it all together, you act like Obama is. a muslim is a terrorist no one will ever tell me otherwise i have proof i don't have articles no but your decision is made up without any information my decision is made up I don't think the media really portrays all this african americans like we support donald

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as paretic so, what should we portray?

Where are these African Americans? Dave Matthews actually has African Americans in his band, tell me when you see someone who's not white, Donald Trump, don't even reach for a loaf of bread or a dozen eggs, so you don't even support Donald Trump. no, okay, so it didn't work, in other words, a classic Trump rally full of misogynistic t-shirts where minorities get the cow kicked and the pub

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react like this to the minority protesters, cockroach ninja who don't even anymore You try to hide racism. in the blank to me two men getting married is a disgusting blank actually the answer is legal in the United States it is legal but I don't like it if you think a gay couple should have the same rights as I know , actually I don't have them.

No, I don't think it's fair for the gay couple? Well, no, but the ringlet couple worked so hard. You know, I'm a gay couple. They want more. When you say more do you mean equal? Yeah they want the same in there and that's too much yes no just the wrong answer sorry wait Joe Biden Nicholas Elizabeth Warren Elizabeth Warren disgusting Bernie Sanders Bolshevik Judge Buddha who and trying to be politically correct here but you know what What did I say, but a judge, I thought the word you were going to choose was veterinarian, people get paid, but they are two words and I can't see everything on camera, what is it all, dad?

Oh, it's homophobic, that's why you can't say you know which president is maybe the presidency. a man's job I have women qualified to be president no, a woman has more hormones she could start a war in 10 seconds if she has hot flashes, any boom, haven't all wars been started by men? Yes, I never listen to the president, I think about the man. it's a man's job what kind of me can I be a closed minded misogynist no you're voting against your own interests that's still thank you very much these extreme nations don't treat women with respect here we treat women with respect yes we do We do that's an American ideal, yeah tell me about your shirt, well what does it say?

He says Hillary sucks, but not like Monica. It's funny, so we were talking about treating women with respect. It is an American ideal that we treat women with respect. You have to turn your back on me. that shirt once again that's so funny we don't even see the irony in it I love it you know what and what if he wants a big puppy I want to grab a puppy I wish I could grab that much yeah well I would I'd like to grab Al Two left puffs, a blanket, Doodle Dandy, it's Sky News fare. I asked a lot of women here and half of them would love for Trump to take their bike.

I have news for you that is not instantaneous. -sexual assault man there is another flirting man you must be quite charming with the last I used to be you know I have the equipment now one of them landed on me she even squeezed it so I can't take it off because she ordered me she took it off once there was a little mark there so she's not stupid oh I think she's stupid if she thinks someone else is going to do it he didn't do it right I don't, I don't talk like that well do you have any kids hello Joe, do they talk like that?

No, they don't do it without those guys, well, no, I do, does he talk like that? No, about that boy, no, that's how you speak well, no, but I feel like he says, how your dad speaks well, no. but tell your pastor who talks no, not Joe, who talks like that, well, obviously, Donald Trump, it was stupid, bragging, men talk, men brag, we brag, right? Trump, what is Danford like, my daughter, these things you say? Is there anything Trump can say that could come up that would make you not vote for him, no matter what he says or does?

I'll vote for Donald Trump, what if I said? the n word, would you sell yourself for it? um, it wouldn't be right, but I would still vote for him. What if I said everyone should get away with that? Would you still vote for him? So I would still vote for him, yes. and in that dream they gave me this vision, you had a screen printed dream, your dream told you that Trump is going to win and then Ivanka and then Don jr. and Eric Tiffany is going to win in 2048 and then Baron is great but Baron only serves one term, no that's just one term it's four years yeah actually these are mostly one term of president no , I'm about 20 feet tall, no, this is 24 to 28, it's older. and then four others, no, no, they are one-term presidents, Ivanka, one-term, Don jr.

Ivanka's term is 2024 and 2028, that's four years, she'll be elected in 2024 and 2021, let's say it happens tomorrow, it beats impeachment, Trump can move on to make the cut, exactly why it's key, like he's been doing for the last three and a half years. I mean, and now with no impediments, no checks, no balances, exactly they need to have more restrictions on who can bring forward articles of impeachment when nothing has been done, it was Donald Trump's way, only the people who would be in his path or other Republicans trying to get into office yes, okay, he has turned this presidency into a dictatorship that we could all understand exactly yes, I think the Pietschmann trial itself is a joke, period, it's a spectacle, we think it's a complete farce, he has done nothing. wrong, how did we get here without proof? he didn't do it, he didn't do anything, well said, well, is that right?, he didn't do anything, he didn't do it, so we should let everyone testify, right, oh yeah, no.

No, no, you think Judge Bolton should testify. No, why not? Well, he could testify, but I think he's vindictive for being fired from his job. I think he is a liar, a confused liar. There should absolutely be a system in place where he takes the oath and then submits. oath, tell the truth, otherwise he will be punished. I think there should be, yes, and maybe there will be a judge in charge as the highest judge in the territorial law calculated by a Republican and then we can all see what he has to say. Would you be in favor? a system like that, sure I've read the transcript for a while, not word for word, but I've read the transcript, which means I've seen everyone read it on the news.

I haven't seen the trams, you know, that's not what the transcript means but you see people read it right. I have not personally read the transcript. Have you read the transcript? No, I have the spoiler alert. He asks a foreign country to interfere in our elections. It's crazy. There is no place where that word is quid pro quo. My lips are cold, it's hard to say it right, it's even harder to convince other people that a new word I just learned had happened, yes, no crime has been committed, there is still a crime that has been charged with, you know what does that mean, anything, what do you do?

I mean they didn't make an accusation or present a real penal code. Yes, you can tell that he hasn't done anything wrong just by his behavior. I mean, he'd be trying to hide things if you were blocking witnesses or evidence or something. It would be like "Oh, you're hiding something, but otherwise, okay, so let him see everything, let him see how to prove whatever you want, you want him to prove you're right, but the trunk is blocking the witnesses. I don't care, Oh, but we were saying." Before, if you are blocking something, it

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s that you have something to hide.

Didn't Obama hide his birth certificate? He did it and Trump found that thing and I said it was from an American citizen. Yes I know. So who has an egg in his? face, you know who has egg on his face, well sheikh, why is why? Because he didn't do anything. It's total nonsense. Read the transcript. Write everything. I haven't read it, but we should read this one. We should look at the transcript. right, yeah, look at the transcript, have you read the transcript? I trust the way our president did the transcription. true, yes, absolutely, you read the transcript.

I mean, I've read most of it, but there's nothing in the transcript, yeah, I don't have one. time to, you know, read everything, you know, I'm a peach to me, all that, how long have you been waiting out here for Donald Trump since 8 o'clock? A lot of free time he transcribes the transcript for me yes, did you read the transcript? It is not necessary for everyone else. I can read it if necessary. Yes, but it is important that everyone read the transcript. It's very important. Pay attention and think for yourself. Yes, you have, but to be clear, you haven't read the exchange.

I have everything. true, but interesting yes, yes, don't be a sheep, think for yourself, but again, to be very clear, you haven't read, I haven't read, you just trusted someone else, right, why are you sad? Don't be a sheep, don't think for yourself do your own research do it, sure, sure, don't be a sheep, it was a message that these people who were being led through gates and corrals - corrals - would then be guarded by men. on horseback, they knew these very well The sheep are not ready for 11 more months of this, whatever it is, and I am too in the 2020 campaign, here we go again.