Jordan Klepper’s Top 10 Moments with Trump Supporters | The Daily Show

I went to a rally in the crucial swing state of Pennsylvania to ask Trump

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if he had finally crossed the line, you know what, and what if he wants a big, I want to grab it, that's a no, I wish I could grab as much as He He has, well, I would like to grab Al Qaeda by his side and shove a Yankee dandy up his ass. That's also a no, but how did you feel about a presidential candidate bragging about sexual assault? Wait for it. I think it's just locker room talk. That? It's just that guys at the bar talk that way when they see a pretty girl, what are you going to say?

I've heard worse things about men talking about girls, women, so are you talking about other presidential candidates like Mondale? Yes, it's locker room talk. What guys do he didn't do it well I don't I don't talk like that well you have children I do they talk like that no they don't they are not those guys well no you don't have a husband if he talks like that no no that boy is not like that you talk well no but I feel like he says how your dad speaks well no but how your pastor speaks no no so who speaks like that uh well obviously donald

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was stupid brag mental men brag we brag well you brag a little true um not exactly, but I know quite a few people that they do and they have a record so we've been following this protest, we're headed to the capitol and the Trump

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just broke through. the doors and now they are heading to the capitol right now people are being waved towards the capitol take it back I am hearing people say let's continue who are you with the American people the American people are you military I am I don't answer that you are not, like this that you are not military.

No, why are you dressed like a military man? I'm not, it's just close, it's that camouflage, but you're in an urban environment, isn't that kind of antithetical to camouflage? I don't think so. Are you looking to take aggressive action now? I'm looking to make a statement. What is your statement? The elections were stolen. We want free and fair elections and if we can't have them in this country, we won't have them. I don't have anything, so what are you planning to do? We'll just see how it plays out. You can see how it develops. Well, good luck with the paintball tournament.

Okay, can I ask you some questions? What is your plan? So that? What are you? Are you storming the capitol? I just reached out to look for someone. This is the last resistance. This seems like the last day. Are you afraid if you run out of batteries for the last stand? you'll get frustrated good luck hope you don't run into bumpy terrain or stairs while segway Stonewall jackson laughs on his son's scooter the rioters brought real weapons and committed real atrocities they attacked our democracy, our police and even our cameraman , would Say you assaulted me, Trump's fake tough guy, the military is literally throwing itself on the ground to perpetuate victimization if the Trump presidency is to come to an end, this seems appropriate as a display of aggression that ends with a bunch of people shouting at a building without a practical understanding of how democracy works i told the entire country a month and a half ago that donald

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is coming back in august, you know?

Do you still think no, not at all, this is the crime of the century that you're describing and they came to The Boy on My Pillow, no, they didn't come to me, they came to me on January 9th, but I've seen the evidence, but still they came to you because let me tell you no one came to me until that day and this is what happened. I had my own investigations, I had all my stuff going and no one talked about the machines, we talked about dead people, non-residents, all the other stuff, I call it organic threat fraud, sure, this is helping Mike, this is this, here is all this.

This is it, I have the evidence, you know what this is doing, do you understand? It is perpetuating anger, let me tell you something, this is a demonstration for freedom of expression, okay, my platform, frank speech for all individuals , whether they are Democrats or Republicans at this time. If you talk about machines, vaccines, the border, Jesus, you talk about anything and YouTube and Vimeo and people like you and journalists suppress it, cancel us or try to destroy anything good that is coming out of this, this is freedom of expression, right ? a trump rally you called are you trying to say it's a trump rally? it says mega is in the title and he is talking no, you know what he is talking about because it has his photo on the micro poster yes, they suppressed it without checking it Accusations of electoral fraud have caused real problems in our country and just last week we found out that election officials were receiving death threats from angry Trump voters, have you heard about the death threats? the conversations that are taking place about prolonging this process we are now being threatened are you talking about brad rassenberger? yeah brad rassenberger and brian kemp were in this are you kidding me?

They are as committed as they seem, why are these Republicans committed? I don't know, ask them, I'm asking because apparently you're the one who doesn't, you need to understand, that's a deflection, why wouldn't you do it when they kicked me out? You either want to be the guy everyone goes to or you don't. the guy everyone goes to because you have answers to being the guy cyberpunks go to, but you don't have another one, I don't know if August doesn't happen, what do you say to these other states? They are all going to take it down because they are doing audits in every state pennsylvania wisconsin maricopa they will be done in every place they have done an audit like in new hampshire they fish in every place we have done we have the machines it is the same for everyone , so there's a plan, it's like watching that Bigfoot

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, they don't find Bigfoot at the end, but if you tune in next week maybe it will happen, thanks guys, you guys are horrible, oh I wanted to talk about your pillows, I trust Trump and what it says. and what he knows, you know, I don't trust the media that much, so the only person you really believe in is Donald Trump himself, huh, that's not the only person I believe in, who else do you believe in ?

I mean, ultimately, I believe that Jesus is king and I believe. the bible that is like two yeses, jesus and trump no, I trust many people my friends my family carlson jesus and donald trump and more I can go on and on if you want no, I think I already have an idea that we liked the fox, no We don't like Fox, we don't like MSNBC, we don't like CBS, we don't like any of the fake news channels because they lie. Everything that happened to Fox, was it their coveted covers that put you off? No, what about Hannity?

I like it. hannity tucker tucker and taco, yes only two hours every day of Fox News otherwise it's a complete boycott, yes absolutely you are the liberal media. I have a word for you, you are controlled by the deep state, that's like four or five, six words, ten words. that's even two, that's even two questions, no one in the manga world can count read the transcript, yes, read the transcript, I haven't read it, but we should read the transcript, we should look at the transcript, yes, look at the transcript , you've read? the transcript uh I take our president's word for it yes I read the transcript correctly yes yes absolutely you read the transcript.

I've read most of it, but there's nothing in the transcript. But. I have time to read everything you know about impeachment, everything you know, but how long have you been waiting here for Donald Trump since eight o'clock? A lot of free time absolutely transcripts, read the transcript, yes, you read the transcript. I don't have to do it everyone else. I can read it if necessary, but of course, yes, but it is important that everyone read the transcript. It is very important that you pay attention and think for yourself. Yes, you have, but to be clear, you haven't read the. training I haven't done it well, but it's important yes, yes, don't be a sheep, think for yourself, but again, to be very clear, you haven't read, I haven't read it, you just trusted someone else, yes Exactly what are you saying?

Don't be a sheep Don't think for yourself Do your own research Do you have it right there? Are you excited about the exploration, of course I am, why are you excited? It's going to pack the court with constitution-loving Americans again. the court has been too liberal for too long, of course you are pro-life, of course it is important that Americans do everything they can to protect a human life. Yeah, why don't you wear a mask? I mean, again, it's a personal thing. election, I think if everyone was wearing them and everyone said put on a mask, I respect everyone's wishes and put it on, we're not cheap, you're not cheap, but if everyone here was wearing masks, if everyone was wearing them, but again, We are no cheaper you are not stingy we are not, so you are going to look at what everyone is doing and you are going to follow that's all, yes, but no people are not bad, can a woman be president?

The presidency is a man's job. I have women are qualified to be president, no, a woman has more hormones, she could start a war in 10 seconds if she has hot flashes, whatever the boom, haven't all wars been started by men? Yes, every time I listen to the president I think of the man, it is a man's job. More or less I can be a closed minded misogynist, no you are voting against your own interests that's all thank you very much these extreme nations do not treat women with respect here we treat women with respect yes that It's an American ideal, yeah, tell me.

Me on your shirt, what does it say? He says Hillary sucks, but not like Monica. It's funny, so we were talking about treating women with respect. It is an American ideal that we treat women with respect. You have to give me the back of that shirt one more time. That is too much. It's so funny, Trump, we don't even see the irony in it. I love it. Barack Obama had a big part of 9/11. Part of which he wasn't always on vacation, he was never in the office. Why do you think Barack Obama wasn't in the oval office on 911 dad I don't know I would like to get to the bottom of that why are you here okay because two weeks ago I had a dream and in that dream they gave me this vision you had a dream of silkscreen your dream told you, that triumph is going to win and then ivanka and then don jr and eric tiffany are going to win in 2048 and then barron great, okay, but barron only serves one turn, I know two terms, no, that's just one term, it's four years, yes, actually.

These are mostly one-term presidents. Oh, you're right, you're not reading it right, brother, no, I'm like 20 years old, no, this is 20, 24 to 28. That's four years and then another four, no, no, they're one-term presidents. presidents ivanka a term completed junior a term for ivanka what is the date ivanka is 2024 2028 that's eight years that's four years you have a four year term here where someone else is elected it doesn't say anything about re-election it does it says that she will be elected in 2024 and 2020. No, my calculations are not wrong. Do you think a gay couple should have the same rights?

No, no, not really. I don't think it's fair to the gay couple. Well, no, but the normal couple works very hard, you know, and the gay couple want more. When you say more, do you mean equal? Yes, they want to equalize there and that's too much, yes, no, that's the wrong answer. Sorry, wait. Are you in a better place than you were four years ago? Absolutely, absolutely, America is a better place and they work for you. I absolutely believe we have higher unemployment, we have 200,000 people dead because of greed and we have riots in the streets, yeah, let me.

I'm just telling you this, yes, I'm doing much better. I'm literally making four times what I made when Obama was president. What are you doing? I work for a debt relief company. Yes, now as a debt relief employee you earn. more money under Donald Trump, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's good to be a white debt relief collector.