John Krasinski’s Daughter Is Really Funny

All night. Oh. All night. Go all night. All night. Wow! Once you start, you can't sit down. Come join the party, a jolly-- Oh good, you've got my flowers. Thanks for sending them. You are welcome. I do it every day. It is very expensive. I know. Every day. Are they from you? You don't need them. But I send them to you every day. So sweet to do it. She was looking at old photos. You know when you get bored and you're just looking at old stuff on your phone and all your photos? And I came across that song that was playing in the car when I was driving that I sent you.

Because that song reminds me of-- Do you have the photo? I don't have it with me No. It was a whole... I love the photo. It was all one video. But if. It was quite an affair. Yes. We've been doing this for years. It's his favorite song. He is a wonderful dancer. It stretches as you can see. As you can see, I am a wonderful... You are... Dancer. But the important thing is that you stretch. Because you know you need to get in shape. You have to. Hammies would go like this. Because you dance all night.

Hey. I loved your Super Bowl commercial. Thank you so much. I loved. I loved yours. Thank you. It was very

funny

. And thanks. You all have to use your accents. We have to use our fake accents. Yes. Everybody says, where are you from Boston? And I'm like, the streets. They're like, whereabouts? I'm like, Newton, which is like the most suburban part of Boston and if you're from Boston, you find it fun. Obviously, none of you are. No, no, oh! We have one there. Yeah. They just didn't think it was

funny

. She's like, Newton joke killed! Yes, thanks.

Thank you. So you already knew Chris Evans? I did. We strangely went to rival high schools at the same time. And I think we could have played sports against each other, but we didn't know it. You auditioned for the same role. It's great to say that I auditioned for the same role. I did. The truth is that they had not yet offered it to him. So they said, let's see who else is out there before we offer it to Chris Evans. And I went in and tried out for "Captain America." I have to wear the suit.

Which was a lot of fun. This is a true story. I was putting on the suit. And the guy said, this is

really

momentous. And I said yes. And I was putting on the suit, and I was halfway up, not wearing any clothes other than this. And I was halfway there and I was like, I think, and right at that moment, Chris Hemsworth walked by and said, you look good, man. And I was like, no. Did you know? Alright. We don't have to do this. No. We weren't like, jacked. He says, you're going to look great in that suit.

And I was like, don't make fun of me, Hemsworth. And so I just walked away right there. No, you didn't. No, I did not do it. No. I acted with all my heart that day. And it didn't work. It didn't work. But that's okay. You went in a different direction. And by the way, you look great. Because you've been training like crazy. Yes. For everything you've been doing. Like this. For this show. For this show. Yes. I like to put on weight for a show. What I do is try to put on weight in case a show is coming up.

That's... Speaking of shows, congratulations on your Golden Globe. That was huge. Oh thanks. That was-- That was huge, wasn't it? And that was... I'm a comedy nerd. That's the art of comedy, the most brilliant comedian can take a joke and go on and on and make it funnier and funnier. I make them worse. But you made it very, very fun. Is not true. That was the best speech. Thank you. I had a lot of fun. Thank you. So let me congratulate you now. We're just going to congratulate each other back and forth. You, again, made the Sexiest Man in People cut.

I don't-- I don't live. No, I didn't even know that actually. Because, as your producer was describing where I was in the magazine, she was like, sort of in the back, like, in the back, and then in the back. And I was like, like in the appendix? Where... was I the honorable mention? Or did your mom call on the phone and say we should remind you? I was like, what section is this? Yes. If you had to vote, who would be the sexiest man, in your opinion? To be

really

honest, I thought Brad Pitt was the sexiest person of all years.

He must receive the phone call. And he just says, yes, no. Guys, someone else is here. And they're like, cool. We just had to ask. And now let's go to someone else. But it has to be. And then, speaking of the Golden Globes, he made that speech. And besides looking like this, he's like, do something nice. I was like, okay. We understand. You win in life. Move on. He's a good guy. He is a wonderful person. You know it. He is a very nice guy. I just saw that Hazel, his

daughter

, that's his name. That is. reminding him.

Thank you. He is six years old. She is about to be. Going up. Is that the one I met at the San Ysidro ranch? Yes. She was small. Tiny. She was a little girl. Like this. Yes. She was like that. She was like a treasure troll. She was-- you would carry her in your hand like this. And only do this with her hair. Yes. And what is she ... And she now she is six years old. What is she doing now? What is she into? Um, making me laugh. She is so funny. She... the other day, actually, after 10 years of being with my wife, I was like, I'm finally going to do a photo wall.

So I bought all these new frames and unwrapped them and put them on the floor. You put them on the floor before you put them where they are going to be on the wall. And the girls came up and said, wow. You're doing a great job, dad. And then Hazel literally leaned on my shoulder and she was gone, great. Don't you think you should put pictures of us? They were all the fake families in the frames. It is funny. It was incredible. It's funny... and good at the right time. Yes. To pause like this. I think she was genuinely concerned that she was losing her mind.

That's really nice. Alright. We have to take a break. There is a commercial. Oh man. But this is what happens. We talk, then there's a commercial. And then I say, we'll be back. And then when they come back, we're still sitting here. Let's do it. You will see what happens. OK. We'll be back.