Extended Cut: John Krasinski Answers Ellen's 'Burning Questions'

I ask a question, you answer and press the button, and we move on to the next question. All must be honest

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. What is your most irrational fear? Spiders. Too difficult, sorry. Also... I'm really sorry. Very aggressive. What is your button for? Because I also respond. Irrational. Mine is the sound of polystyrene. Wow. You know, when the chest hits. (ARNADAS) Or cotton balls. Know? That. You couldn't even tell. No, because... (ARNADAS) Or cotton balls. Yes. Because, you know, when you feel them. Name a... because irrational... Do you mean that the softest things in the world scare you?

You know when you feel them and they feel wonderful? No, it's... look at this, I can wear a solid cotton sheet. Not the balls. Wow. You still have problems. No. By the way... Get those cotton balls out of here. We are talking about irrational. Will you continue with the spiders? That's not irrational. That's like a regular. I'm afraid of bamboo on my nails. There you go. Yes. Yes. Yes. Everyone says Oh my God! No, I saw it in a movie once and I still get like you about cotton balls. Although mine is really painful. Cotton is the best there is.

Name the celebrity who hasn't responded to a text message you sent. Name someone who has it. You always return text messages. Yes. Very quickly. I'm a good returner. It's so quick that you text and leave it, and you can come back, and 27 minutes ago she texted you back and you're like, oh my gosh, she should have left my phone with me. Yes. Well yes. Emily's birthday and Valentine's Day are approaching. What is the worst gift you have ever given? That depends on perspective, because I think my gifts are incredible. I've given him some gifts that he loves.

Funnily enough, jewelry, I'm a big lady. Big mistake in everything. Actually? Yeah. One of these, like, and she's like, Oh my God, is there a gift receipt? Oh. Yes, it's hard. At this point you still don't know her tastes? I thought she did it. I really did it. And I've tried it maybe six or seven times. Oh. Yes. That's sad. Well, it's expensive, that's what it is. Yes. Yes. Well, I'm sure she returns them. But they don't give me my money back. No. You're not supposed to. It's a gift. Well, it's a gift receipt. Say something sexy, but do it with a Boston accent. (BOSTON ACCENT) Barbecue.

Sexy. Isn't barbecue sexy? Not well. No. (BOSTON ACCENT) Naked barbecues. Yes that is good. What's the strangest thing you know too much about? (BOSTON ACCENT) Naked barbecues. TRUE. No. Yes, yes. I've been to a couple of naked barbecues. That sounds dangerous. It is. I thought it would help with my tan, but it's not the same. Is not the same. You're a liar. What part of your body are you most proud of? My fake beard. Let's remove it now. Well, aren't you going to say what you're proud of? My body... what, my body? Yes. I grew up Catholic in Boston.

You don't say you're proud of any body part. (BOSTON ACCENT) There is no one that God has not given you. You can't be proud of it, okay? I don't even know what I'm saying. Edit? Exc

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t. If you had a fragrance, what would it be called? Barbecue naked. Come on, too easy. I mean, you're going to stick with it. Who was the last celebrity you were scared to meet? Oh, that's a good question. I met Tom Brady once, and I think that's... There she is. The only woman in Boston just passed out. By the way, this is what it sounds like when someone faints.

And then she just woke up. She just... No, I met him and I think I realized they had put a computer chip in you, even though he wasn't playing it. They put a computer chip in you that when you meet Tom Brady, your computer turns off. So he said, hey, how are you? I was pretty good. And that's all I remember about knowing him. Yes that's fine. And then I woke up and said: Hello, Gisele. And that's all I remember. Oh, wow. Yes. It was a pretty strange night. Well, you got scared. Yes. If you and Chris Martin were on a date, where would you take him?

Taco Bell. That's true. Actually? I'm being very serious. Yeah, when I was in college, I went for 13 days straight, two meals a day. Court! There are 26 meals. Yes it is. But I should have thought more about it, right? My answer? No, it's true, Taco Bell. One of my favorites. Do I receive a backup? I actually love Taco Bell. Well, maybe you will... If I keep saying... Yes, if you say how much you love Taco Bell, they will. What was your father's biggest failure? Oh man. So many. I... oh, man. I don't know. I should call my therapist.

I don't know. This is instead of that. It is? Yes doctor? I don't know, my biggest failure as a father is... You're a pretty good father. I'm a pretty good father. I try to be. Yes. You are a good father. I pretend to be one in public. Yes. Very good, Andy. Andy is not satisfied with this game so far. He says, let's just stop them. I was going to let him up. Okay, I'll let it come up. Guys, go away. Can we push Andy please? Thank you. Thanks guys. No, just sit with it. Yes. No, it's still going, guys.

Let's keep it...yeah. Alright. Perfect. What's the one thing you've tried that you'll never do again? Water skiing. Oh yes, that seems difficult. Yes. To be fair, a ski. I was water skiing...actually, now that I realize it, it was Emily's fault. She was skiing very well on two skis, the first time in my life. And from the boat she went: try a ski! And I went, no problem. And I put my toe on this ski. And you've never... I think it was mathematically impossible how fast I fell. It was literally like that. It was like a failure.

In the video, I'm no longer there. It's just... and it just fell into the water. So yeah, it took me 12 months to recover and I'll never do it again. Yes. Once again, it was Emily's fault. What's the weirdest thing you've done to impress a girl? Weirdest thing I've ever done to impress a girl? I flew 24 hours straight to get to the Emily premiere when we met, and then I flew 24 hours back after 24 hours. Oh. Thank you. It seems like it was pretty smart. Yeah. I think she was a little weirded out by that. No. Like, wow, you blew all that up... wow, okay.

No, that was really sweet. Actually? Yes, I remember the story. Do you remember that story? Yes cool. And she loved it. I slept at your house for three days. She needed to replenish. Most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. This? There is...? No, you look beautiful. Oh thanks. I never knew that would work. If you were an animal, what would you be and why? It would be a cheetah, because it is the fastest animal. And I remember as a kid thinking that was really cool. Fast. Yes, they are very fast. Very fast. I like them. "A quiet place..." Okay. "A Quiet Place: Part II" premieres March 20.

We'll be right back.